It's your turn.
Drugs.
Well, I'll wake up.
Good morning,
because you have agreed a little early today, huh?
Honey, had a nightmare or something?
What did you do here? Let's see.
I also did not like sleep pants as well.
But I did it once when I was in school.
You can leave this box in peace, dear?
You can drop it? Yeah ...
Honey?
Sarah. Sarah!
No, no ...! Honey.
Drugs.
Oh no ... We'll by the walk back now!
Let's go back to bed, dear.
You won a diaper clean and crisp. Peter?
Peter,
I thought we had talked bid on the head.
Gotcha.
Hang in there! Do not fall.
Oh no ...!
Peter ...
Okay, I almost forgot ...
I WANT TO HAVE YOUR LIFE
DWI: Pix
Good morning, Lockwood. Good morning, Mr. Steel.
Thank you.
-How are the kids? -They are great.
-Children are a blessing. Yes, for sure. Always.
And it coincided with the his analysis of society.
Really? I had not noticed.
I look forward to having your sense of humor in our society, Lockwood.
He may feel a little dry upstairs.
Thank you.
Double knot?
Come on, son, this is no is a dog race.
No, but ... -Man.
Of course not. Thank you.
Hi
Seriously, Dave, this is no is a dog race.
It is. Good morning, Sabrina.
Last week he told me my shoes were
Italian-dangerously. What?
My turn to analyze the files?
I just received the projections and WSTC
I'm ready to negotiate item 23 to 29.
Okay.
-I liked the way it was before. Thanks.
Good morning, Patricia.
-Hello. -Dick into pussy and wolf.
-Mitch, I'm at work. -I be ashamed?
-Of course. Were you on speakerphone?
-Yes. Secretary-heard?
Yes, the secretary heard. He heard everything.
-This is too much. -Not really.
It's too stoned, now? -I smoked a little marijuana.
Smoked? You know what time it is?
Almost nine.
Wow. Guess for I'm looking at now?
A butt-? No, I found a futon in the street yesterday.
I kind of had to fight a bum so ... He is very cool
In addition, he has a middle layer vintage, anything that does not give a way.
You know, the adults have to work during the day.
I know, I miss you. That's it. Me too.
Best friends since third grade, and that's forever.
I'm in the fight, barely sleep with the twins, and I do not find time to even breathe.
Sorry, I'm just excited to see it. It will come tonight, right?
David?
Yes? Yes, yes, that's it.
-Please do not tell me you forgot. Do not forget.
-So, what time do you take me today? Do not stick with me, Dave.
I will not stick.
If you stick with me, I'll literally rape you.
-I understand. In fact, I'll stick in your eye ...
It's my father.
Senior Mitch Plank doing its appearance of truth.
This guy hates me to death.
Pick you up-six. -Right.
Off.
Father
What are you doing here?
I just came here to tell you how proud I am of you, son.
I'm ecstatic right now, but I think he's being sarcastic.
Right?
No, high school drop Current best thing was for.
I saw that commercial. It was the most fantastic thing I've ever seen.
-Why are you here? -Just to take breakfast together.
I can not. I'm waiting for an important call in 10 minutes.
-You do not have a job. -And you do not have hair.
Truth.
Well then I'll tell you here.
I'm getting married again and I that comes to marriage.
-When is the wedding? -Next Saturday.
My wife, Pamela, like the his presence to say a few words.
I'm going next.
Yeah, right. Well, I better get back
home and clean my shoes.
Thank you for visiting. -You too.
Great.
And the monster that eats children
appears from the depths angry.
Hey Dad, that butterfly you prefer,
the monarch or the South Dotted Skipperling?
I always liked the Dotted Skipperling.
The Monarch is only one South glorified moth, is not it?
Yes, I have to agree.
Hi, Mom!
-That horrible day. Hi.
And that will only get worse.
Dr. Klein has lost registration immunization of the twins,
and Cara was intimidated in ballet class again.
You told Dad?
Nicolette Peters continues pushing me in ballet.
What a sweetie. Honey, are you okay?
We need to remind her to continue trying to maintain the dialogue.
Sure, sure ... Dialogue, dear.
-So what do we do tonight. -We will do what?
Therapy.
My God.
Darling ... -Do not even think about it.
I'm sorry, I'm an idiot.
The Dr. told us to go Telmn once a week for an hour.
That was three months.
I know, I heard, and I want to sit and we talked for over an hour,
once or more than once a weeks, but tonight I can not.
Why? What will you do?
Mitch promised to quit with him to a game today.
What? -We can delay it again? Sorry.
I can on Monday night.
Thank you.
He came early.
Of course he was early. He just eat hummus and masturbate all day.
-What is hummus? It's a typical Arab dish, dear.
-What is masturbation? It's a cookie.
-Hi, Mitch. His hair is cool. -Thanks.
Well, I won a coupon Cut that damn commercial.
-Uncle Mitch! -How's my favorite dancer?
Hi, you're very light. He diet?
You come to my recital?
No, dear. The only style dance like Uncle Mitch
involves a pool a bright girl
sad that it has problems with his family.
Well, the telling of stories over, will fix your hair.
It smells good here, Jame.
-Vegetable? -How are you?
Well
Are you all right? -I.
Any meeting lately?
-Do you know who I found? Who?
Ms.. Hickam, Starbucks on July Hills.
The professor of municipal society?
It is. I called her out me, but she declined,
crazy because I was harassed in high school around.
-Age? -Several times in the entire semester.
Sure, bathed, diaper clean and put pajamas.
-Dave meets her desires ... sex? -Yes.
-Yes? -I think.
Right.
-Not really. -No?
I'd like to show you Dave is another side to leave.
Where do they go?
Look for these fodedorezinhos!
What is your name? Hey!
What is your name?
Why is he still does not speak, is retarded or what?
Do not say ... can not say that ... -It seems there's something silly.
or die.
Play.
-But it seems kind of silly. -Fuck you.
Honey, see you after the game, right? -Have fun.
My God.
Come on. -Right. Goodbye.
Dave and Mitch, arriving in the area.
I have not told you? I got a great role for a movie
that week. I auditioned and got it.
It is my first.
What good is it called?
Film-amazing indefinitely. Are you sure that the name is that?
-Yes. -Yes.
-Are you willing to get high? No, no.
-Hold the steering wheel. -Okay, I'll help.
Do not worry.
Hey, Mitch. Come on, buddy. Let try to get whole, is not it?
Want to try? This Fiero, strong, no airbag.
-I have to work tomorrow. Come on!
Just a little ... How are you asshole!
-Just concentrate on driving. What? Just say no.
-Dude, why did you do that? Well, we're driving.
-This is a car ... -Big deal.
-And we are very fast. -Hold the steering wheel.
And there I go again!
-Drink! -Right.
Let's turn it all!
-What's going on? It's good to see you, right? It's good to see you too, Dave.
-Where are your girlfriends? I've dated many women-legal.
-Here are some pictures. -Wow!
This is Tatiana.
-Tatiana? -Tatiana.
-What is her last name? -Tatiana.
She calls me at 3 am wanting sex,
who cares surname it, Mitch?
-Reminds me a little Sabrina. -Is ... Wait, who is Sabrina?
Sabrina is a ...
It is a legal representative society in my work,
it is very tasty, the kind that appears in magazines.
I bet she is the first from its list of cancer, right?
What is this?
Come on, you know what I mean. -What is it?
Every guy has married a list of cancer
as a woman and have sex, if your wife died suddenly of cancer?
This is sick.
-She was the mother of my children ... I know. I know.
but yes, it would be at the top of the list.
Yes, as a gift.
But interrupting you, tell me that here again?
Last week, Tatiana came to my house and enters
wearing a tight black dress, and knows what she said?
Tell me slowly. Do not say anything,
because everything that Tatiana want to do three in the morning sex is good.
This girl is insatiable! She wants do in all sexual positions.
You are very lucky.
Wheelbarrow, Glasses Arab Lobster Claw, Arsenio Hall,
Donut Jelly, Sandwich Improved, Wolfgang Puck,
I have done all these, no man is so hungry.
-I do not know what it is. -Are you married. You're married, Dave.
That's true. -Begins to give a headache,
and is so intense that the My nose starts to bleed.
Come on. Is that drug-Dracula Anne Rice
-Happening right in front of you. -Good for you.
I know it seems we're done out there, but then she looked at me and said:
Mitchell, the next Tuesday, I will return here
and we'll settle for real.
Yes!
Tatiana ... Mitch!
How did I miss this?
I lost all this sex, drugs, bad choices ...
I hurried. Sometimes I think I rushed.
-You're busy. -To get a good college, right?
Then he wanted a good college of law, and after college
I wanted a good law firm, right?
So Jamie and I were married Cara and we had, and was therefore
I wasted my youth and now it's too late.
Listen, you shit bird you did well,
you have a wife extremely hot,
and a beautiful big house full of furniture and food,
and children and a lot of money. And when you go home at the end of the day
is surrounded by people stick to paying you.
You are never alone. Want more than that?
I'll tell you what I want, right? I want something different.
I want your life, you know? I want to Sabrina.
I want to Tatiana and sex young women with strangers.
You live a dream! What is more fun
than being an actor for one week in the year?
I want to smoke marijuana ... all day.
I want to start reading a book and can finish it.
I want to give a shit good and hard, because I will not be constantly stressed.
I want to learn to skate ... You have to draw water from the knee.
Me, too. The source, the source. Perfect.
This girl does not look happy.
As I was saying, I envy your life.
And I envy her.
No, you do not. Just trying to be cool.
I'm not not. It is true, I'm jealous.
I'm jealous of her.
-I wish I had your life. -I wish I had your life.
A rolling blackout?
Yeah.
Now look at your pee is so beautiful and outstanding! Confident.
Your have enough steam.
My urologist said that my piss it's kind of hot. Ready to go?
You bet.
-Do you drive? -You bet.
Damn, where's my phone?
Who are these damn kids?
Why have so many pillows, dammit?
Jamie, dammit? What?
This is very disgusting! Hide the breasts, we are not in Africa.
What am I doing in bed?
I slept with you last night? I had sex with you?
Still drunk?
Dave!
Where is Lockwood?
What the fuck?
My God!
I'm Dave!
My God!
Open the fucking door, Dave!
Come on, open this door, now!
Damn.
Come, friend, this open door right now. Anda.
The door, open the door now.
Well, I woke up. A-fucking door.
Open the damn door, Dave!
Mitch, why am I in your apartment?
Dave, hurry up. Open the door!
Something very bad happened. When I went to see me,
-I saw you! -Jesus Christ. Calm down!
Too weird, man. Hurry up!
-What the hell is that? -I knew.
Oh, my God! Jesus Christ. What the fuck?
Look.
Yes you are!
That's me. All this is mine.
Anything! And I got left.
What are you doing to me?
Stop! You are very strong.
You're kidding yourself.
Wake-... wake up! -I can not breathe.
Take my hands off you!
-Wake up. -Stop it!
Okay! Okay!
Go look in the mirror.
Right there!
Okay?
-I am the slag. And I damn-a worker.
-What did you do? -What, you think I want to be you?
And who said I want to be you?
Heck, we said that.
Wish to change your life when you piss damn that source last night.
We changed our lives!
-I just tried to be cool. -Oh, my God!
I know a shortcut to source. Go here, here.
-Watch out! Easy! -I understand. I get it.
What will we do when get the source?
Let's take a piss in the embrace and want our lives back.
It can only be a joke.
Hey, where's the source?
It is being restored.
How so, restored? -Where to take?
I do not know, man. I just fill the hole.
-I am not the spokesman for the source. -You son of a bitch ...
Who can tell us where she is?
Who knows, Managing Director?
No, not on the computer.
Sure, when it will be on the computer?
Maybe tomorrow. That's when Victor returns.
Who is Victor?
The person who knows how to find this drug on the computer.
-How can you lose a source? -This is very important to us, right?
-Type ... is a source! Incredible! -You can search more?
Not on the computer.
-Yes. With attitude, if you move ... -No!
No. No physical contact. All right. We are well!
The meeting further of my life
is 45 minutes from now. This could not happen.
Is that what you had to do today?
I have to go to my big break in film.
You do not understand, if I do not this meeting, if not there,
everything I did in 15 years of my life would fail.
Okay. You know what? Okay, I'm for you.
I can. I will.
-I will. Go-what?
I'm an actor, a human chameleon, Can an attorney represent
-While I sleep! Give me the keys. -Are you kidding me?
and one of his productions.
-Yes. Give me the keys. -No.
-Why? -Because you ...
Care.
Because being a lawyer is more what you see on TV, Mitch.
Really? -Is.
-Protest! -My God.
-Okay? -No! Wrong, my friend,
you do not know the basics to be a lawyer.
-You are faced with an experienced actor. -Not you.
Spare me, right, Dave? It's just one day. We are Mitch and Dave,
we can do everything! Give me the keys.
Come on, have a better idea?
-Drug. You have 41 minutes, right? -Right.
You go to my house, will use my clothes. Go to my office,
-Find my intern, Sabrina. -Right.
Take the documents of the merger with her, and in the conference room e. ..
My God, my partners will be there. Listen, do not say anything.
-And if someone asks me something? -No one will ask anything.
When the meeting starts will continue to not say anything.
When a partner asks you documents on the merger,
will deliver them silently.
Sure, I understand, play loud but keep my reality ...
No, be humble, because I spent the last
nine months battling under this deal.
The only thing you have to do is hand over the documents. That's it.
-Easy as fuck. -You can not talk about things
like this at the meeting, Mitch.
Sure, you from me have to go to my house, right?
All you have to do is in the refrigerator,
will go to the filming location, will do the hair and makeup,
and memorize your lines. And most importantly, do not spoil it, right?
This is my great chance, you hear me?
Respect that, respect my life.
Respect mine.
-It is us. -It.
You need to get the Man ballet at 4, right?
-I will break this shit. -Holy shit!
It started in the morning golf course, Lockwood?
Good.
Wow, this is like hit the jackpot!
This one seems a supermarket.
Look at that beauty and all this for Mitch.
How cool is this.
There you are.
1019 changed the region, the rest is still the same. Are you ready?
You must be Sabrina.
And you must be Dave.
Let's move on, or what? Because it is late.
He did not tell me you was blockbuster.
Sorry, this does not was professional, was it?
Dave was something in the coffee morning or nervous?
It was a joke.
I have a question before we go, here is all this food for free?
-Can you do that? Yes, you.
-Right. Come on. All right.
-Can you remember the way? -Right. You can leave.
Lockwood-? -Manda!
I think it's best to sit on our side of the table.
Thank you.
Before we formalize this merger
there are still outstanding issues who want to clarify?
We wanted to just have sure that the
relations projected debt-repayment has not changed
given the recent market fluctuations.
Dave.
-Dave! Yes, yes, yes!
-Hey, man. -Hey.
I have your stop.
No, Dave. Mr. Kinkabe has a question about IBIT.
Okay.
How?
It's good.
Good?
What I'm saying?
It's bad.
It's horrible.
Are you saying that before should be adjusted?
I did not say that.
-I heard him speak? No. WSCC-What about?
-Your people like to use it? -What about him?
The financial situation stable?
Wait, is about 22 guys here, can ask someone else?
Anyone else got the damn question?
-Dave? -Yes?
It's your job to know these things.
Sure, I know it. This is ... You know ..? Everything is ...
Here's the deal,
we are very rich. All are rich.
Then we will sign it. What's the worst thing that can happen? Right?
And we will for some carefree party with plenty of sushi and sake?
Mustaches and get some karaokezinho a break?
What we have to lose, right? Let desbaratinar, huh?
Is this some kind of joke?
You making fun of me?
Are you trying to do this, Kinkabe. He never took seriously the merger.
I? This ogre works for you. You who are sabotaging the deal.
Fuck you, and "ogre" is a kind of warrior.
This merger is over!
Just made the biggest mistake of his career, sir.
-See you in court. No, no.
What a load of crap.
Wait, wait, not to give up. Do not give up.
This is a break? It is a break?
Okay, five minute?
What the hell was that? -Relax, it's good! That's great.
-It is all part of my secret plan. Really?
You'll see. You hurt my arm a little.
This business is critical to survival of this company, it is clear?
I get it.
I know what I'm doing, I do it there ... How long I do it here?
How many years I work here? You know that. How long?
Nine or ten years.
-Is it? -Yes.
Perfect. Exactly 10 years ago. You are absolutely right. And I've done something wrong?
No.
-Trust me, brother. -Brother ...
Right. But for your information you're a close call. Got it?
Now go and wear clothes more appropriate, is like a Jew.
Excuse me. Hello Where is the location of filming?
-How are you? -Hey, man, how are you?
Where the hell do the makeup and the hair? Mitch Blank screwed me.
MAKEUP
-Ali. Screwed-me.
Look at this. This sounds like fun.
Ready for your scene?
You want something? Vitamin water ... Pellegrino one?
No, no thanks. Quick question: What is BP?
Drinking in Tit.
BPB-E? Drinking-Breasts Shaking.
Drinking with the Swinging Breasts.
We are ready to begin.
-Seriously, what kind of movie is this? It's a "Lorna".
I am not familiar this genre. It is Europe?
Effec? Porn is a lightweight, with breasts and darkness.
Never saw the GemeMax?
Oh, no.
Come on, big boy.
No more oil. I want shine like a fish.
You're in charge here?
For you, Mitch, I am the Executive Director.
-Look, there's some kind of mistake here ... -Mona!
Here I am!
Hi
This is the scene, right?
You will come with a gun!
You will come in and a guard tries to stop him,
blah, blah, blah, and then you puts it to run.
You will find Mona in bed, to wake up to a fuck, right?
Let's catch! -Locking.
Have a good scene.
-You always do that? -Running the cameras.
-I have a question ... -E ... Action!
Action!
No one goes!
Mitch, here.
If not let me in, Taco,
I'll kill you later.
-It can not be right. Just hit the right-between there ...
Keep shooting. Keep shooting!
-Lights, cameras ... -Action!
-Come on, I barely touched him. -We have fixed this with the lighting.
-Keep running, keep going! -Running!
Mona, wake up surprise.
Holy shit!
Steve Driver, perfect you bastard!
Hurry up!
My God!
That's it! Lambe these breasts, kid.
Yeah, yeah! Lick those titties!
Fuck!
It's like jelly, boy, delicious!
Yes, heroes of the coffee Morning, boys.
Now is the time of sex. Come on,
Her bed. -Come to me, Steve!
-Come on! -Alright, alright!
Pump that ass, boy!
Come on, boy!
Be sexy, be sexy!
Let us go in faith! This.
Put your finger in her ass.
What?
Stick your finger in her ass.
I promise you it's nice, clean, is this little button to eat it.
-Okay? -No.
You will put the finger on her bottom,
or I'll put on my own.
Okay?
All right. -Keep running, keep going!
I'm going to hell.
Steve, this is like Christmas in my ass.
Move around, move it. It's like an iPhone.
This. Hey, buy some maps, buy Angry Birds.
Dimitri E-enters. -Dimitri?
Hi, Dimitri.
What are you doing with my wife, man?
Boot faith! Without improvisation, right?
Go in faith, go! Pumping ..!
Oh Hey, hey, hey!
He likes it, boy!
No, no, I'm fine, Dimitri. Now, kiss the boy. Come on.
Okay, I did.
Fingers and arms, fingers and arms.
Remember to smile, girls.
Very good.
Concentrate.
Arms up, fingers ...
Great girls. Smile, focus ...
Dude, can try to stay on your feet?
Let's start again!
I should not be in my chair?
No, no, you're fine. Tell me about greater than that girl you knocked.
It is the Nicollet Peters and her it always does, in fact.
She always does this? Why do not you fight back?
'Because I told you not to fight back? .. -I told you that?
You told me to fight dialogue.
You know, Dad sometimes ...
How do I ... You will do the following,
Fuck the dialogue, right?
You will stab a bitch the back. Can you do a "stock"?
What?
If someone comes to you with a knife,
you have to put the family all of it at the morgue.
So it's done justice. Because if you do not hit back hard on this bitch
your ass will be sold by a pack of Camel Lights
and a cup of gelatin, understand what I mean?
Always solve their problems with violence.
All right, Dad. -It.
You want a Pinkberry?
Hi
How was it?
-What happened to you? -Shut up.
What is it? -We will talk about Mr. rotor finger then
before, will tell how it went. How was business?
-Incredibly, the business was excellent. Great.
Are closed?
Closed basically closed, half troubled ...
As well, "troubled"?
It was kind of troubled. Your fucking boss is an anti-Semite, you know?
My God, what have you done?
But I told him to get cold, as we speak.
And those slanted eyes, the Japanese damn suicide bombers,
began to bombard me with questions and I had
to improvise was very emotional.
-Just tell me how it ended. -You go to court.
-No! Drugs. My God. -Your boss was a bit pissed off,
I told him I was part my secret master plan.
No, you did not. Oh, no. Let's work on them.
-Tell me how was my stop. -Mitch! Mitch!
His arrest? His arrest?
Mitch, what the hell's wrong with you? It was a porn movie.
It is a Lorne. Sounds like a porn
but the stick is inside the pants. You do not put out, put it in?
But my finger was, sort of ... You know, three girls in the ass.
Stop Whining some vaginas. You've finished your day?
-I finished the day, Mitchell. -What are you doing?
-I ended the day. Very well!
-You're dreaming. You, that is.
-Your job is terrible too. -This will not work.
This will not work, this is too much.
Dude ... Wait, you want to tell her?
Tell the truth.
-The truth? -Yes.
Are you going to work? -Jamie know what to do.
Jaime?
-Hi, sweetheart. -Hi, Dad.
Hi
-This is ... -Hi, early my sweet little girl.
-I do not talk like that. -You talk.
I do not speak, no one speaks. Jamie!
-Jamie, Jamie. -Good to see you.
-Until, that is decent. -Hi, Mitch.
Wonderful. Hey, Jamie, need to talk.
Are you going to stay for dinner? -No.
I can not stay for dinner, but I'd love to tell you something.
-Jamie. -I can not talk now, Mitch.
It was a day so full, and jumping twins in the cradle ...
I know that. Jamie ...
-What are you doing? -Gotta ...
Will leave it at that? Come on. -I had to work,
I received an emergency call after 4 minutes ...
You know that construction ... That one?
The building's street-11? -I know.
I had to remove three stores anyway. Is not it crazy?
-This is ridiculous and meaningless. -I am not Mitch.
What?
I'm Mitch.
-He is Mitch. -I am Mitch.
Somehow, switched body and it's Dave.
-I'm Dave. -It.
This. What happened to us is to piss in a magic fountain ...
-Exchanged and the next day the bodies, And now the source was moved
-We seek. -When the meet, let's wreck.
-We did it because we drink. -We drink.
This seems a farce. Can prepare the bath for the twins?
Hey, pumpkin? Listen, this is your ... -Mitch, no ... Do not call me Pumpkin.
And you promised me that
-Would clean up our trash ... -You can turn off it?
Sit down only slightly. Right? Hear me, right?
I want you to ask me something ...
-I do not play that! -Dave only knew. Just a question.
-Please, I beg you! -Good idea.
Right. When our birthday, Dave?
April 17. Next question please.
Wrong.
It was close, is 19.
17 is the birthday of their daughter, yours is 19.
How do you know that? What kind of monster are you?
-To send you a card. -Sure, ask anything else.
Heck, Mitch. I do not have time for that.
Come on, make one. A difficult question.
Well tough, you just know Dave. Come on. Send to seeing.
Right. What is my favorite color, Dave?
-Red? -Celadon.
Do not pulled out because we are doing this? He noted that no-red in this room?
-Everything here has a touch of color. -This is the opposite of help.
Sure, honey, I know,
I'll tell you something that only I I know that Dave only knew.
3 years ago, you took your vibrator ... But, already?
to the bathroom, then there was a short-circuit
-That gave a shock in her vagina. -Stop it ...
And now you have a ball bald right there.
This.
Okay?
My God!
-I know what I mean. -Good.
-This is not fun. -It was a good start ...
Son of a bitch! How dare tell this to him?
My God! What's wrong with you two?
-Slow down. -How would you feel if I told you
you have one testicle, that looks like two?
So it looks like you has three testicles.
Dave has three testicles, a collection of testicles.
Evil! Evil!
This idea was horrible!
Hey, I do not want to worry about anything, right?
-I will fix it. It's good to be sooner.
You have balls tennis down here.
-Go talk to Jamie about what? -If she wants to have sex tonight.
Think about it.
You will not have sex with my wife, Mitch.
Obviously, man, but all what can I do when
He comes to me as a hurricane is to obey.
-Mitch? -Dave
I am trying to clarify things here, right?
I'm going to outrun her, right? She'll understand.
How many times a day you have sex at worst?
What day is today?
I know not of. Tuesday?
It is. You know what? This is not a problem.
Why? You do not sex Tuesday?
It is a day off?
That too!
I'll tell you one thing,
-It comes up as a hurricane. Do you know what will happen.
Yes, what? Just because you are. Now, give me the keys.
-You're smart. -Yes.
Right. Please be careful with them.
-This is like changing seats. -Something like that.
Thanks, partner, you were really cool.
Holy God.
Oh, my God. Look at this, huh?
Thanks, Mom!
Why not tell your father what happened at school today?
I wrote a poem of spring,
Ms. Byers and only put the Angelica's poem on the wall,
she did not put the my poem on the wall.
Why did she do that? I thought she liked me.
-Dave. -Yes?
Dude is talking to you.
What? -She is talking to you.
Well, Kara, maybe the poem it is better than yours.
Let's eat.
-Dave. -I have not read her poem,
and if only one sentence? Let's eat.
Tell the guy who is her best poem. You hurt their feelings.
I have not read the poem it also I want to read?
Do you know what? Well, I do not care.
Kara, my dear, your poem, which I have not read, is much better
the poem of another girl, which I have not read as well.
Let's eat. Face-It, not Kara.
-A what? -You took a hit or something?
-From what I have called? -What about the music of the dinner, Dad?
What about what? What did she say?
The dinner-music? -What is it?
The "dinner music".
-Are you kidding me? No, I'm not.
There's one song? Sing the song, supper, dear.
Sure there is a song Sing-song just dinner.
-I do not want to sing tonight. Sing-dinner music.
Sing the song-you dinner. You may need to sing-song of the dinner.
Sing-dinner music. -I am sick of this song.
Sing-dinner music, sing! -I understand already, I heard you.
Music dinner.
Beans, potatoes, carrots and broccoli.
Pots and salad and potatoes
and chicken, is delicious.
Dinner Music!
-This is not dinner music. Well, I'll tell you one thing,
I will write a poem for dinner
or I'll complain, then play it out, and now let's eat.
-Right. Perhaps the time has passed. -Good idea.
Dinner Music ...
Bye-bye.
Hello?
Hi, Mitch. It is Tatiana.
Tatiana? Hi, how are you?
I'll be better, since, when you fucking for real.
Hello?
Mitch was the Tatiana. She said I wanted to fuck for real.
Tatiana? Damn, it's true. It's my Tuesday night was arranged.
You'll sleep with her for me. Right, Dave?
It took me a long time to arrange this.
-Mitch, I can not do that. How so?
-Hi, Dave. -Hi, guy.
-Dad, I think that stinks here. No, no. This is it, kid.
How so? Why do you think can not sleep with Tatiana?
It's because I ...
My God, she's here, she's knocking on the door.
Do this for me, Dave.
I feel like was cheating on Jamie.
Are you kidding? What world is this cheating?
Cheating is when any part your dick touches any
part of another woman who is not your wife, right?
Your dick is tight within these pants
sports triple pleated.
But my mind is more here, that counts for nothing?
My goodness! Coward. How many women
you've climbed the your mind, thousands?
Billion, Mitch.
And that's cheating? No! It is not cheating.
I think you're pretty much legal foundation for it, counselor.
His reasoning is strangely flawless.
Yes, this is what you want, Dave, sex with women you do not know.
You can thank me later, now let said, right? See ya!
Captain Kirk off!
I'll do it.
Tatiana!
Playtime.
I liked how I did I work tonight.
Who will I be, a bad girl?
Holy shit.
Holy shit!
Why the hell still dress?
-What did you do? -At any time,
so let's get our fuck before it becomes a threesome.
My God, this is very heavy. My De ..
Trance-me. -Damn, you're so heavy ...
My breasts are desperate for you.
This is probably just the colostrum Welcome, can be very painful ...
I'm fine, I'm fine! Traveling alone, traveling alone.
What you have today?
-Nothing, I ... -It is something in my new haircut?
No.
It was the coat-long, too cliche? No, no. I liked the long-married.
-So what? -You look like a good person,
but you're pregnant? It's the last week?
Are you kidding me?
You found me in class Lamaze for single mothers!
I'm away. My God!
Wait, Tatiana, I'm sorry, you're beautiful, you're beautiful!
-I just ... What?
-I'm not sexy? No, look, I did not say that, right?
You totalm ... Oh, my God! I can see him kicking.
You know, Mitch? Never call me again.
No, no, wait, Tatiana. Do not go,
do not go. I mean, go ... But go to a hospital.
Mitch, what are you doing?
My God, you only need do push-ups, Dave.
Pathetic.
My God, I did not want feel it today.
Holy shit.
It's time.
Oh, my God, I have to prepare.
Geez, Mitch, have sex with Jamie.
This is the best part.
I hope she likes it my way.
I'll get over it.
I have to cool Thai food.
My God.
Seriously, Dave, light a candle.
My God.
No, no. Do not touch me now. Come back in an hour or less.
How?
And I always found it exciting.
Exciting? Are you kidding?
No, I am, my dear, today will not have anything, right?
I do not feel attracted to you.
Turn to your side and have a good night.
It's your turn.
-It is your turn to bottle feeding babies. -I think not.
Let's ... -Are you kidding me now?
No. They are three in the morning. You do that, you're the mother.
I am the mother, are three in the morning ...
Get out of bed now before I kill you.
Wow, hey ..!
Dammit.
Please ...
What is this?
My God, no, this does not needed to happen.
Speak?
I always thought that his woman was a nice lady,
but she talks like a longshoreman and shit like one too!
Also, I thought that the their children were some jokes,
but they are not, they are very boring ...
-Can I help you? -The thing is,
I'm with two screaming children ...
Wait, why are you breathing difficulty? Is masturbating?
No, I'm not. Yeah, I am. I never that privacy was achieved.
-This type with my dick? -Is not it strange?
Ask yourself this.
Truth. He flips through to the side a little.
Use your left hand, will achieve a better effect.
That was cool. Thank you.
One question, how long you do not shave it here?
I do not know. I think since the sixth grade. -This is kind of boring.
Does extra weight ... and only because it is married, man, cool, the paint freezes.
Let me ask you something, to Tatiana was earlier,
why are you still need to masturbate?
Tatiana? I think she will not go back for,
for at least ... She's never coming back, Mitch.
-What did you do? The woman is pregnant for 9 months ...
I could see the child's face!
I told you not to fuck my bid for Tuesdays,
Any idea of ??what I had to do to get this girl?
Any reason for me call at 3 am?
Yes A is giving me a bottle the twins, what should I do?
Go to the kitchen.
Right. Wait a minute.
My God, stop crying.
Heck, I've heard you!
Mitch?
Please, no.
You stand there, and you stay there.
Very well, I'm in the kitchen. -Open the refrigerator.
Okay.
-You're right there, Mitch? -I am in the refrigerator.
Thaw 2 bags of milk in the microwave for 3 minutes
then prepare 2 bottles separated.
Breast-milk? -First, place the filter to seal,
use the blue, not pink.
Thaw-2 bags. -Right.
Pretty easy, right? After the milk thawed, remove it from the microwave,
fill bottles, close them, if it starts to bubble ...
Fuck!
-Come on, dude. By God! -Mitch?
You hear me?
Holy shit!
What was that? Mitch?
-Mitch? It's all good, man.
And then?
What the fuck ..?
Holy God!
Drugs.
What happened? -Nothing, man. Continue ... 2 bottles ...
-Second, the nipple. -Damn.
You can not let no air bubbles.
This is very difficult!
Is it so?
Now you'll see, right?
Yeah, stay there.
Mitch?
Okay. Man, tomorrow morning I I have to be in your office
you have to go in the center and find that source.
I do not know how much more I'll handle this shit.
I am one of the guys who are looking for you lost the source computer,
and would be grateful if could tell me where it is.
Sure, I can do this. -Great! Great!
Before you need to complete the information request form.
Okay, I'll fill it right now.
-After this needs to go to the state. -State?
Yes, to get permission.
And why do not you give me this permission, Victor?
I do not have that authority.
And how long it takes give this permission for us?
About 3 days.
-Holy cow! If-b
-A maximum of 3 weeks. -Come on!
Victor!
Mitch ..?
Dave?
Hello?
Fuck.
Bad news, car ...
Hi Where is Dave?
Dave is in the bath.
Are you okay?
What happened?
Dave is acting weird.
How?
He is acting strange.
Like ...
Wear odd to work yesterday.
Forgot to pick up caring for twins.
-He did not ... Yes, he did.
This only happened in last hour and a half.
Very well.
And last night he told me that was no longer attracted to me.
I'll kill him.
I want you to tell me something now and will have to be completely honest with me.
Sure. -Jura?
I swear. -He is having an affair?
No.
Why do you hesitate so?
Do not hesitate. He is not having an affair.
-But why ..? -Jamie, Jamie, you ...
you're only going through a
difficult situation temporarily.
Hard-temporary situation? -It.
What are you talking about, this does not happen for years.
Really?
I love you, and you know I love the bottom of my heart,
but you remember, when he grew it
had nothing, but he looking forward
because he wanted a better life so he worked four jobs,
order to study, and it is wonderful.
Like, nobody can do that.
E. ..
But the problem is that now it
is all he can not stop.
He wants to do more and more and have a second home and
more children, a better car, and
all things he think will make you happier.
And with that he continues to work and not even call me.
-I am desolate! -Holy God.
Because I have intense feelings. The size of it's 43.
Every baby is a little larger.
I had to go to a store strange shoes online, to get shoes.
And I just want to get his attention, and he hold me and kiss me.
How he did.
I think it's like you keep saying,
Dave is a little effeminate.
-I say this? Speak.
I say this because it is true. You know, Dave, a little effeminate.
A little effeminate.
I hope that when he became a partner
can finally stop and be happy, you know?
Because as you can get married and be unable to be happy?
What are you trying to say?
Holy crap! I have one testicle for a reservation!
This could be better? Its tail, what are you doing here?
From 3 days to 3 weeks? -They are just kids, they care.
Come on, Mitch! They are my children. -I can not do that anymore.
No, no, hold on! -My life is better.
You will not while My wedding is going to
to hell and my work is at stake.
You have to be the best version of me possible and has to be right now.
Dave, you misunderstand. I can not do that.
Can-yes. Not-for about an hour.
I do not care. Will continue here and will do so.
Get out of my way ... Are you going to do that.
or I'll drown you in your bathtub.
-If you quit now, this friendship is over. -Take your hands off me.
Does not come with this.
Do not blame me. -Seriously, Mitch.
-I'm not even fucking here. -Shut up!
Jamie and the kids are everything to me.
This is something that can leave aside,
once she enters his life, you see some truth.
-What the hell does that mean? -I will be honest with you, Mitch.
There's a lot at stake here.
You are a arregao.
But it is not a pissing option in this case, right?
You have to concentrate and find, I do not care where,
but will meet within you, right? I know it's there.
Do not think I have not tried, but I I do not know how to make their crap.
You'll learn.
This is called a suit. Use it every day with
with a tie. Black socks, not white.
-Shoes, slippers and not for swimming. -Please ...
-And of course, underpants. -Please ... Come on!
No, no! No more walking without underwear. It is a well-grown. Wear this.
This schedule is called here because it has everything to do every day.
Pickup, delivery, activities, days games, medical ... In short,
will notice that there are about 50 hours obligations on any day. Turn around.
This here is called a supermarket, people buy food here.
is part of their duties. Before coming the market, always talk to Jamie before
and ask if it needs some thing. In fact, before taking
any decision in your life, however small that is, talk to your wife before.
If you consider a retarded mule lost in the wilderness, helpless, dumb
and always needing to know the direction. Never take the initiative,
never know what you think, never deviate from the plan ... Why?
Because you are a retarded mule! Is lost in the damn desert!
These are called children or dependents.
Never underestimate their own children, all they do is a miracle of God.
When they are bad, just because they are tired or going through a phase.
When the children of others are bad, is because of lax parenting
or birth defects in character of the child ...
Arrive 15 minutes prior to all, not matter what, a meeting or whatever.
Less stress for me, less stress for you, less stressful ... Hey!
-Are you married, you idiot. Come on.
You can not look at other women. Can not talk to other women.
There may even be interesting for them.
Do everything in their power to desexualize up. Use a fanny pack,
drive a Prius,
attach electronic devices on your belt ... whatever it takes.
If forced to interact with a woman,
find a fast way to say that he is married.
This does not even have to make sense.
"Hi, how are you? How's the weather today? He is married and ready. "
So I can not sleep with my wife and I did not sleep
with other women. What the fuck?
Marriage.
That's all.
-Do you have other questions? -Do you have some free time?
You heard some word that I said? There is free time.
And at the end of the day you know what do you get?
A loaded gun to blow my head?
Sometimes it's what you want.
Hi
I heard the good news?
Kinkabe and the Amalgamated and agreed to make a meeting in two days.
Wait, how so? Two days?
So will my report on your desk at lunch.
Will have in my bag dinner in his chin.
This and that,
Sexual Harassment is Level 4. Incredible!
Sorry, have we met before?
No, never. I'm Mitch Plank. Hi I'm Sabrina McArdle.
Wait ...
You two should go together. What?
Yes, yes! Oh, man ... -You can stop?
You two should perhaps get out, you are completely single, Mitch. Right?
And she is a girl very tasty, is not it?
This body ... you were swimmer in college?
I'm not going to answer it. -It sure was.
My God. You two should go,
an eating steaks at dinner nice, go dancing at some
Korean night club, right? I dunno, take pills for the stomach.
But do something. If a little fun, right?
Where's my echo? In the street 7, Saturday at 8:30?
Great? Great, it is completely helpless
Did not have sex on the roof,
is not a very sophisticated and then it's bad to wash.
So do not think too much ...
See? She's thinking about. He stumbled!
That's good.
Will make me fired!
Shut up and listen to me the first time in his life.
You look good, right?
He is unmarried and has the right number of testicles in your bag and
have the chance to sleep with the first woman on their list of cancer.
-I can not do that. I will not. -You must, of a dinner with her.
That's wonderful.
What's happening us insane?
Here's what's insane not to use it. Do not use it in!
Use it and use for you, and maybe a little for me.
Remember the big shit to me caused, on the night of Tuesday.
-That Tuesday ... Have you lost it? -Use our favor, or what's the deal?
You fucked me! He always does it. Respect my life.
Please respect mine! -Right. Respect you my life!
All right. -I am proud of you.
Just promise me you heard every word I said, right?
-I heard everything. -Each syllable, you know?
-Did you hear anything I said? -Some things.
Right. That's enough.
You bet! Go for it and enjoy a bit like this girl.
I'll take your life. Everything will be fine and safe.
Pick up my phone.
Hello?
Hi Here is Mitch Plank. -Bingo! Who the hell is that?
What?
Father?
Hello?
-Mitch is the father? Mitch's older? -Dave?
Hi ..
Here is Dave Lockwood. Why call me?
I wonder if we could find ourselves today.
Well, I'm busy today. Only a half-hour.
-I ... I have changed. I'm not anymore. Only half-hour, Dave.
The father Mitch wants to sit Dave Lockwood.
-Yes. -Why?
I need to talk you about Mitch.
Hello
-How you doing, Dave? Well. Thank you.
What we do here? When was the last time you met him?
I do not care.
Listen, I'm going to marry a beautiful woman, her name is Pamela.
-Her name is Pamela? -Yes.
Tell that accepts English this time, right?
What?
-Pamela is American? -Yes.
Anyway ...
I do not have anybody else here, My only family is Mitch.
I went to his apartment for some day and told him about Pamela.
I would like to tell him some words about marriage, e. ..
Not true.
The truth is that I want is who to say a few words,
If I come to his heart to do it.
I do not know why you did not tell him,
is something very cool for a child to hear.
So you want me to tell Mitch that I would like him to be the wedding.
He will say: Why the hell he wants there? He thinks I'm an idiot?
Well, that's not quite true.
I think it has some qualities good and some bad ones too.
What are these?
You are his friend. You know everything I did.
Probably the best known I. He is a quitter!
He never finished anything in his life.
He takes something and then lets go. Something is good for 5 minutes and it was!
He is fickle, and do not know the concept fall and try again.
He gets angry very easily.
Probably he would say: "Go to fuck! "heard the saying that.
Well, maybe you can talk, maybe not
but I want him to become part of my life.
With all due respect, Mr. Plank, you do not know Mitch.
And you know what you did not notice it? He is a bitch Jedy.
What? It's a Knight Jedy, sir.
And the next time you see it, he has stuck his neck.
Damn!
I'm not a fucking quitter!
Well, let's go!
Good morning, Daddy needs of all seasons of Law & Order.
bring me three sandwiches and a handful of nuts.
-What are you doing? I have already given one-way here.
Go back to bed.
Excuse me.
Hi
Caramba! She is a cutie.
Here comes the pompom.
Yeah, Dude!
Well done.
I think she crushed. Beautiful!
Man, what a life! That is my daughter, riffraff.
Dad is very proud. Continue ...
What have we learned?
Always solve my problems with violence.
Yes! Hit, baby. Touch it!
-No. -Yes.
-It was not how we learn, Cara. -Yes, yes.
-Violence is cool. -Dave ...
Just kidding.
"I'm not kidding!"
She made a very funny noise when he fell to the ground like that.
Yes, she did ... She did!
-But do not make a habit, right? I know.
Right.
I love you, Dad.
And I love you, little girl!
Okay, I woke up.
Drugs.
Wait a minute ... Now go! What? Please ...
I do not care. I will be in office. Will what? Yes, sir.
Thank you!
Thank you, America!
Lockwood speaking.
Mitch, I'm terrified! I I'm not going to a meeting 18 years ago.
I'm drowning in my fear.
-Calm down and relax. Do not tell me to relax.
You did this to me. I do not I can do that, right?
Do not move, I'm getting there.
Mitch?
Hi How am I?
Look at this child who rose from the ashes, Lord. Where found these clothes?
-Behind your wardrobe. -Put it back!
This is called jeans. He is famous United States 60 years ago.
-I will wear jeans to go to the restaurant? -Yes. Go to the restaurant in jeans.
Look what else I can use.
Look confident and be well, right? This is a vest, wear this.
This is called a gel, or product.
If you use too little, look like a pedophile,
use too will be a stud.
Mitch, I did everything I said, put the jeans,
Collect it and used the gel. Yes, and it was too much.
Okay, thank you very much, but I will not do that.
-Yes you will. He turned to my wife now?
Why should consider it is clean.
-What you are American! -Why cares?
-Why? Why is my body. -I am afraid!
-I know we can. -I am afraid.
No one can know it, Mitch.
Man, I was tempted to kiss my own penis.
-That tickles ... Do not talk to swing your bag.
I do not think you need that, just a dinner is not for real.
You have an extra battery?
Hi
-Mitch. -How are you?
So ...
How's the weather?
Listen, I just came here because my boss sent me. This is not a meeting,
this is not me wanting to meet him,
this is me trying to save my work.
-I guess I'm going home. -Now, sit there.
Recently we met, I'm dying of hunger and I could drink.
How long have you know Dave?
-All my life. -And I had seen him do this?
-Type a jerk? -Is.
Yes, sometimes
but I hope he has not said anything that has offended.
Sure, he said. But ...
I like to be offended, especially after work.
-Here is the bottle you ordered, sir. -Excellent.
Send-back. We bring two Makela. -Right away, ma'am.
Let me ask you something.
Just a question.
Do you enjoy working with Dave? How is he?
I love it.
It is a brilliant lawyer. He is the best!
I mean, I ...
In fact ...
One wonders,
I had a crush on Dave.
Oh, no, you did not. You're fun.
-Of course he is married! So ... Yes, of course, of course!
Well-married. What do you do it, Mitch?
-I to live? -Yes.
You know, I'm ...
I not only like hummus and I masturbate but I work in erotic films.
It looks like you was awkwardly.
They have all that is in the manual,
I think it's okay by me.
Oh, my God.
There's something stuck in my teeth?
-That was a lot of sugar. -Yes.
-Enough nonsense! Yes, I enjoyed a lot. Even.
Was it? Why ... We've done?
It's only two-hours. -No! Just kidding with you.
Yeah, you know, let's get some "anger"
or something else ..? Like "anger"?
It's "rave".
-Yes. -I forgot of raves.
-We can do this? -I almost fooled you!
My God, it was. Did you know?
I have an idea.
What do you think we do something that we
repent even in the morning?
You with me?
Yes, surely we can. -Yes?
-Right. Come on. All right, come on.
Really? Sure you want this?
I definitely liked that.
Know that these things will be in your body ... Forever?
I'm fine with that.
-How is your down there? It's good, good.
A little small.
-Rico. -Yes?
What do you think of it, man?
I to not know, man.
Ask Tommy.
-Tommy. -Yeah, man?
Check it out it, man.
You have not told me about his childhood.
This is serious? Now?
It seems that they are among ...
Let's see ... Tommy, Rico. Celebrities, we're talking now,
leave us alone, please? Come on!
You are very chivalrous.
Since the flap has walks and use between her legs, fine by me.
I was kidding. It was a joke.
I love a bandanna, and a bearded pirate,
tidy.
-I live here. -This is your home?
-What beautiful. Thank you.
Right.
Well, good night.
Good evening.
-Mitch. -Yes?
Do not want to call me?
I thought I had said was not a meeting.
I think that has changed.
Bela-tie. Thanks.
-So let's make this party? -What party?
Our wedding anniversary.
Our wedding anniversary? Why do you think would not do?
-What about Mitch? -What about Mitch?
I said no wanted him to come.
Said?
Yes, and said that he will too ashamed.
-So do not invite him. Do not believe I did not remember it.
You know, you said that if he came, the party would turn
a slutty, and no matter with our married friends,
including my grandmother.
When I say that?
He said he will make all Kamikaze Shot play.
He also said that he would distribute ecstasy,
women to leave all fluffy ...
Not the same party.
Strange, maybe you should talk about the loss of these memories.
Tonight on coffee? Do not forget.
Okay?
Goodbye.
Hello?
Here is the Managing Director, Carla Nelson
department Atlanta parks?
Yes, yes.
Well, we find that source.
She's at 211 Beach Boulevard 3.
Found? Okay, well ...
-Okay, we'll be there soon. -All right then.
-Have a nice day. Thanks.
-Hi! Hi
-How are you? Well. I was going to see Dave.
In fact ...
All members are in meeting tomorrow
then I got the tickets Flemming game tomorrow ..?
You-.. I. .. Beer ... Baseball!
I know what guys want.
Do not get me wrong.
I would love to accompany her this game tomorrow, but I ...
You're breaking up with me?
What? -I'm playing with you.
Like, it's just a baseball game. They are the front seats.
Whatever has to do, cancel!
Hi
-They found the source. Yes, I knew, called me too.
Really?
-So? Good news.
Yes, it's good news.
Wonderful.
Probably we should go pee in it.
Sure, sure. Come on.
-Unless ... Unless-?
Unless, you know, the meeting is tomorrow and I was working on it.
Yeah, you were working very hard at it.
And I want to prove myself, and people, I can see the truth.
-And you should. -It!
-You deserve it. -What do you say?
We can wait.
We can expect?
-We can wait a day. We postpone a-day? Or a week?
We have to wait, you know? Then we can ...
Sure. More a-while.
Seriously, what is a little longer?
Come on, Dave.
-This is kind of surprising. -Very surprising.
It is a day of wonder for you.
I'm saying that is nothing nearly 700 million dollars.
-Do you accept it, is not it? Yes, of course!
-Why do not you accept? -Why not?
All right. Right! -Good!
-What's the worst that can happen? -Nothing can happen.
I think it's okay.
-Dave Lockwood. Do not forget anything?
Who is this?
His wife.
If I forgot something? I do not know, what?
Forget it.
It is the meeting tomorrow. I am under pressure. I can not argue ...
-How was it? How much do I owe you? -It was only two hours are 40 bucks.
Sorry, have stuck by him.
He just forgot.
That's what I meant.
He forgot me in the cafeteria.
While all I wanted do was go talk to him.
What is not asking too much, huh?
-Whatever I say? -Some guy has forgotten you?
Not really, because our fathers are there to lead us, so ...
In conclusion, Katie, is that the work always comes first
and we always stay in second. And do not think all this will change.
I have to go home now, because I have a Spanish test, then ...
I can write you an excuse.
I think deep down, I fear that everything which continues in compromising
and until the problems end, it seems normal.
And after all so weighed down by life, a second,
I will consider asking the guy homeless washing the car
it is like Chris Christopher, come under my roof.
And I go, and he goes and, and you know what is amazing?
I do not love him ... And why not?
I mean, I will not win anything about it.
No one will fuck me here.
You know, Katie? This is exactly why people get divorced.
Sorry, I feel to live very well.
Want some ice cream?
I'm not even close to be able to go, am I?
No.
-It is here too! -I love, they destroy every year.
Look at you. You're the same a big baseball fan, huh?
Yes, too. -I did not know this side.
Yes, I was Phil Niekro on Halloween 3 times in a row, as a child.
No way! Phil Niekro my favorite is super!
Why is my voice so high?
Thank you for coming here today. My name is Erin Walsh
I measured and its application.
Any differences or negative discussions
during this mediation, are prohibited.
Being in charge of rights and responsibilities given
by law, the federal statute number 325E, section 4 ...
Kinkabe agrees in principle with the terms of sale,
and evaluates the company in 625 million dollars.
This is the best and final offer.
We can not do this business.
625 is not the end of the world, but you should know the time to give up.
Fuck that! We will not give up.
I think he can do better than that, Ted.
I beg him?
I have not seen anything written on the door.
This is like when you're trying to have sex with a girl and she goes on to say:
"No, no, I do not want, I'm very drunk and you are not circumcised. "
But it is still kissing you.
She does not come out of his Ferrari, which means that she wants too.
She just needs to be nudged a little more to it
can rationalize it to herself and your God, you know what I mean?
No, Dave. We certainly do not understand what you mean.
What I said was they want to spend more, they just do not know.
If this had really been his final offer, they would have gone.
They are still here, which means they have more money to spend.
They want us to think are at the end of the line and then some.
The more you think we can draw from them?
10 million? 15?
Place your penis to the side, Ted, go ahead and ask for more 100.
What?
Do not listen to him, Ted, he is beyond irresponsible!
If we make a counter-offer very large, we run the risk of alienating them.
Ted does not hurt to ask.
You would not believe the shit I can do with nasty
girls only asking. Honestly, it's disgusting.
It seems strange, they are not leaving.
Have to press them.
You can tell we Kinkabe a 100 million more and
which is our final offer, because we're leaving.
Get ready. Come on.
For the record, I not support this decision!
Lord!
Lord, Mr. Kinkabe agreed to 726 million. The business is closed!
-My God! -Yes!
What I say to you?
Where are they?
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
-Do you like the game now? -I think ... God!
This is the best day of my life.
No, no, no.
They will postpone the match.
Man, this is amazing. I do not I believe he tonou your partner.
I am the best lawyer there.
What a day!
So now you can be happier.
Do you think they will give me a medal?
You can imagine recorded a Sword?
Frankly, I'd be happy with anything written,
a sword or a sphere, to a shield would be good. He plays there, Dude!
Cara?
We are gathered here tonight to celebrate
our new associate, in our company,
David Andrew Lockwood.
Born March 25, 1974.
Apparently, Dave was a boy dear, intelligent, hardworking.
Yes, I know. -I loved it here!
Why?
Reminds me of high school, I feel like when I lost my virginity.
-Bathroom? -Stay right there.
You want a drink or something, I dunno ... can we drink?
Yes, we can drink later. All right, then what?
Relax, Mitch will sleep later tonight.
In high school, Dave formed first in his class.
After winning a full scholarship to Princeton,
Dave, is amazingly graduated in just three years.
And after graduating from college Yale Law, with honors,
Dave cried out for justice early in the Supreme Court of the United States.
The work is hard.
I love going to baseball games, drink plenty,
and to make tattoos at 3 am.
-Yes. -Boots.
Take it.
We are not alone on this earth to work, breathe and die.
No. We are not ... Do not interrupt me.
You are here for fun.
-Right? -Yes.
Boots.
I think there lots of rules.
Think of all the experiences sensationally lost
because we were very worried with what others will think.
I want to become a professional a successful woman,
Sleeping with someone they just met.
You know what?
I have not heard a word since taking his pants.
Take my shirt.
Sure.
This seems lemon.
I said it was half a lemon.
My God, you are tense. I like that.
-This is not my leg. -Take my bra.
-All? -Only the part that covers the breasts.
This is a good start.
That's awesome!
-At the end of the day, I just ... -Holy shit!
I'm tired of having to thinking much at all.
I'm also tired to think much at all.
-We should do what we are in order. -Come on. Come on!
The only thing Dave loves more than the law ...
is his beautiful wife, Jamie.
Your life is like a fairy tale,
and is still perfect but with their three adorable children.
So let's celebrate with a party tonight ...
E-Man. -Look, Dad, are you and me.
But not Dave
he said thinking of all embarrassing the rest of us.
I do not deserve it.
Maybe the law is the first thing in the mind of Dave.
But his family will always be first thing in your heart.
What we do 'll tell Mitch?
My God, we do everything.
Us ..
Is this is a ...
It is a butterfly-Skipperling Dotted? -Is.
You can have anything you want.
What do you do?
I want to go home.
What?
I want to go home.
What? I do not ... What?
I have an appointment. I have to go.
-House of Lockwood. Where's Dave?
Dave is at the country club, celebrating the society.
Bright and determined.
Loving husband, affectionate father.
It's an honor ...
present to you our new partner, David Lockwood.
Go, Dave!
Congratulations, Dave. You deserve it.
This ... This is not is my life.
She kissed the wrong guy?
I know this is weird Just let it be.
But who ...?
We try to tell you.
-Ready to take a piss? -You bet.
I love my Pumpkin.
What?
Are you sure that the address is that? Yes, this is the place.
Can only be kidding!
Damn, it seems that whole town is here.
Tube well, let's go.
Come on.
-How do we do this? Let's piss calmly.
Without attracting attention.
Why are not you pissing?
-There are many people here. You are catching me. -No one is looking, it's okay.
Mother, that man is pissing in the fountain!
My God.
Right. Cover the bag, have to do now.
-I want ... -Mitch!
Come on. -Slips ...
Mitch! Mitch!
By the way, why not invite me wedding feast for his wedding?
Well, look ...
I feel bad about it, but we can talk about it
later? Because there are girls looking for my penis.
-I want to talk about it now. Really?
You were ashamed of me?
I'm sorry ... Had.
Yes, I did.
But I do not have.
I'm actually proud of you, Mitch.
-Really? -Seriously.
I like that, boy.
I think this is the speech, that's what kept me from urinating
Damn, here comes security.
-We have to hurry. -Right.
3, 2, 1 ...
-I wanted my life back! -I wanted my life back!
What did they say?
-Did it work? -No. Let us again. Again.
-I wanted my life back! -I wanted my life back!
-Come on! -Again!
-We have little time. -3, 2, 1 ...
-I wanted my life back! -I wanted my life back!
-Where did they go? -Good! Come on!
This way.
-I peed a lot. -Watch it!
My God.
Oh, my God! My God. My God.
Thank God.
Oh, my God. Pumpkin ... Pumpkin! I'm Back! Wake up.
You can wake up, baby? I went back ... I'm Back!
Oh, my God! I felt miss you.
I owe an explanation the night before,
I owe you an apology by this last.
And the most important thing is that I will correct all errors
the last five years, honey. Things will change, I promise.
Right? You and the kids,
are the most important thing I have, nothing is more important.
In fact, you know what I do? I'll quit my job.
I work today and I resign from my
employment and I will dedicate to take your picture.
Okay, maybe a Chevrolet or a house of waffles.
-Wait a minute. A shoe-shop?
It's half the night.
Okay.
I do not know what happens to you, bully. Enough already.
How well will resign his job? What are you talking about?
Darling. -You love your job, and loves the law ...
And I love that about you.
-As long come home for dinner. I know.
And we can love the night and love children.
-I want you to want to be here. -And I want to.
And I'm fine.
And do not oversleep, and say will resign from employment.
-It is my turn. No, no. Go back to bed. I am.
I love you.
Hi!
Look who woke up? It's kind of early. Hi, my darling.
How are you doing this morning, princess?
Good morning.
How to sleep?
Yes, I know. Sure, it goes first. It is little one, right?
Are you trying to tell me which is a surprise?
You did something special for me?
The Father? -Hi, sweetie.
How's my dancer Favorite? Good morning.
It looks like a pillow.
Okay, stay here. Let's talk. Sit in that chair.
Tell me about school, I know you did yesterday. I want to know everything!
Did you know that the ions are smaller than the grains of sand?
-This is quite amazing? -Very fantastic!
And all the world is made of ions, which is kinda weird ...
Because it means I'm like a fruit,
or a fish, or even this chair.
I am.
My God, it's me! Thank you. Thank you!
My God is so good be back! That's it!
Look, I came home. I was homesick.
My God, look at these two ... Testes perfect hair.
Hi
I forgot my purse here, I'd call but ...
But you forgot phone in your purse.
-Yes. -Right.
I just want to apologize for probably have been through
aggressive last night e. .. I just wanted to apologize
No, do not apologize ... I do apologize
I probably was kinda gay last night.
I hope you leave me compensate for it ... And guess what?
it's time for breakfast ... You want to have breakfast?
Sure.
Dear beloved, we are today gathered here before God,
to join together this man, and this woman in the ...
Mitch, you've come.
-I am very happy with it. Thank you. Me too, Dad.
Look! You must be my new mom. Hi, I'm Mitch Plank.
Tube-well. Thank you. I think she's in my ...
Okay. Sure, you can drop.
Stay away from this guy, because he is a pervert.
ONE MONTH LATER
For those who do not know me I'm Mitch Plank.
I was the best man
-That guy for 10 years. -Here we go!
As children, we many grand plans.
Dave wanted to be an astronaut.
And I wanted to sell Dolphins on the black market.
Astronaut.
There's a reason I do not be selling the dolphins,
and I am living in Atlanta ...
Hard to find, e. ..
these things do not sleep, very difficult to capture.
But I think we all know that
Life is not always as planned.
Sometimes ...
Only sometimes it gets better.
Dave, I think there is a reason not to be walking on the moon now.
Your place is here,
in your life with this woman that is wonderful on your side.
Can we please,
become a Kamikaze Shot to my two best friends?
-Dave and Jamie. -Dave and Jamie!
-Happy wedding anniversary! -Happy wedding anniversary!
-How do I? -Should be a poet.
Like it?
How-Robert Frost. Who?
No matter. My God, you were amazing.
-Is it? -It was.
-OK, see you in 5 minutes. All right.
Okay.
That's how much I care with you two, right?
-You were right. -We love you.
C'mon, this is serious?
-Hey, man, hello. I love you. -And I love you.
-How are things at home? Good? Yes, yes. Like ... Come on! They are.
Yes, all great. Fantastic. That's good.
What about you and Sabrina?
-They are good, we are going slowly. -Is it?
It's okay.
It's strange I feel miss your penis?
Come on. It would be strange if he felt.