能让这玩意儿重新发动吗 Any chance of getting this thing running again?
热虹吸冷却系统 The simplicity of the thermosiphon cooling
简单得优美 is sheer elegance.
不断改进的催化剂指令 The capitalist dictate of constant improvement
常常使我们越过反应最佳时刻 often pushes us past the pinnacle of achievement
反而生成次品 into inferior products.
你没嗑药就这状态啊 And this is your brain off of drugs?
别拿大麻说我的事 我懂车的 Hey, don't weed-shame me. I know stuff.
那么车子能发动咯 Okay, so is that a yes?
因为很快就有人发现 Because soon enough, someone's gonna see
J·埃德加·胡佛失踪 that J. Edgar Hoover's missing
时间线要开始改变了 and the timeline's gonna start changing.
如果能找到点水就可以发动 If I can find some water, yes.
盖理 Oh! Uh, Gary,
看看后排座有没有水 can you check the back seat for some water please?
我好像看见胡佛的外套下面有 I think I saw something under Hoover's coat.
拜托别说他的名字 Please don't mention his name.
听到他的名字我就消化不良 This guy's giving me terrible indigestion.
可能是雪茄的原因 That's probably all the cigars. Ugh.
也可能是你的偏见 Or all the bigotry.
有点苏打水 行吗 Uh, we've got some soda. Does that work?
- 试试就知道了 - 这个呢 - We'll find out. - Oh, how about this?
无线电 A radio.
我们可以听听广播新闻 Oh, we can pick up some newscasts.
可爱又致命的子弹金发女郎 The lovely and lethal Bullet Blondes
仍然在逃 remain at large,
最后一次出现是在班克黑德路向东行驶 last seen driving east on the Bankhead Highway.
请注意 Caution advised.
她们可能携带武器 极其危险 They are considered armed and dangerous.
真不敢相信这名字传出去了 Huh, I can't believe the name stuck.
是啊 他们也没提到胡佛 Yeah, and they didn't mention Hoover,
说明他们觉得胡佛还没死 which means they think he's still alive.
不过他死了 Yeah. Well, he's not.
嘿 怎么了 Hey. What's up?
比这更麻烦的问题我们都解决过 We've gotten out of tighter spots than this.
是吗 Have we?
米克不见了 阿斯特拉受了伤 Mick's gone. Astra's down for the count.
扎里在一个口袋维度里给她受伤的心疗伤 Zari is nursing a broken heart in a pocket dimension,
- 而我杀死了J·埃德加·胡佛 - 那是个意外 and I killed J. Edgar Hoover. - And it was an accident.
任何钢铁之躯都会发生那种事 And it could have happened to any man of steel.
一点都不好笑 That's not funny.
我终其一生在研究历史 I spent my whole life studying history
并确保历史的保存和传承 and making sure it's preserved and passed on.
杀死胡佛 By killing Hoover,
我个人就搞砸了整个20世纪 I personally messed up the entire 20th century.
我们会拨乱反正的 好吗 Look, we're gonna fix it, okay?
会吗 Are we?
没了吉迪恩和飞船 Because without Gideon or the ship,
你拿什么做保证 there's no way you can guarantee that.
- 内特 你在瞎想 - 我杀了人 莎拉 - Nate, you are spinning. - I murdered a man, Sara.
我们生活中头一次 And for the first time in our lives,
必须承认这事可能是无法改变的 we have to accept that that could be permanent.
- 听我说 - 老婆 内特 - Okay, look-- - Uh, wife? Nate?
我们有大麻烦了 We got a big problem.
胡佛今天下午本来应该 Hoover was supposed to be on a train
坐火车从米德兰市去纽约的 to New York from Midland this afternoon.
如果他没有到 整个时间线都会错乱 If he's not there, the whole timeline's screwed.
不会这样的 No, it won't be.
内特 历史需要被拯救 Nate, history needs saving,
而你就是最佳人选 and you are just the man to do it.
只要世人还以为胡佛活着 So long as the world thinks that Hoover is still alive,
那么时间线就不会改变 then the timeline remains on track.
不不不 我知道你在想什么 No, no, no. I know what you're thinking.
不 我不可能一路装成胡佛 No, there's no way I can impersonate Hoover
去纽约的 all the way to New York.
我在德州小镇都不太会装 I could barely do it in some Podunk Texas town.
- 盖理 - 啊 - Gary! - Huh?
你能不能施个法让他变成胡佛的样子 Can you do some kind of spell and make him look like Hoover?
严格来说 可以 但是 technically, yes. But, um...
我需要胡佛的唾液或者指甲 I'd need some of Hoover's spit or fingernails...
或者头发 Or hair.
可以走了 各位 We're mobile, people.
很好 Well, good.
J·埃德加·胡佛还要赶火车呢 Because J. Edgar Hoover has a train to catch.
我用魔法复活了一个机器 I did a spell to resurrect a machine.
我不知道这是咋回事 I don't know what this is.
在哪儿我都能认出那个得意的微笑 I'd recognize that smug little smile anywhere.
是吉迪恩 It is Gideon.
她看着不想是机器 She doesn't look like a machine.
确切的说不是机器 妈妈 Well, not a machine exactly, Mami.
是台会说话的电脑 A computer who speaks.
通常情况下是 Usually.
你好 电脑 Hello, computer.
好的方面看 Well, on the upside,
好像你的魔法又可以用了 looks like you got your magic working again.
我的魔法就是垃圾 My magic is clearly garbage.
别那样 Stop that.
她还是吉迪恩啊 对吧 She's still Gideon though, right?
二加二等于几 What's two plus two?
这就对了 There you go.
电脑真是令人激动 Wow, computers are--are very exciting.
不好意思 - Uh--sorry.
- 准备好了吗 - 还没 - Is it ready? - Not yet.
必须完全发酵 这才在初级阶段 It needs to fully ferment. This is just the primary stage.
好吧 我们必须 Okay, well, we need to come up
想办法分散注意力 with some kind of distraction or something,
因为火车不到五分钟就要开走了 because that train leaves in five minutes,
胡佛必须上车 and Hoover needs to be on it.
对于大众而言 他会上车的 And to the public eye, he will be.
因为人们不会看着他的 Look, because they're not gonna be looking at him.
- 不 他们 - 你要干嘛 No. They-- - What are you doing?
要看着 Are going to be looking
美国头号女通缉犯 at the most wanted women in America.
什么 What?
这可不好说 Oh, I'm not sure about this.
看我指示行动 快点 Just follow my lead. Come on.
我的安全词是核心资格 My safe word is core competency.
大家让让 Coming through here.
小心了 我们抓到了子弹金发女郎 Look out, we got the Bullet Blondes.
这不会是子弹金发女郎 This isn't the last you're gonna hear
最后一次露面的 of the Bullet Blondes.
对了 条子们 That's right, coppers.
你叫谁是条子呢 Who you calling the cops?
我们是联邦调查局的人 We're the Bureau of Investigation.
对啊 That's right,
J·埃德加·胡佛总能抓到他的罪犯 不管男女 and J. Edgar Hoover always gets his man. Or woman.
或者不确定性别的人 Or gender non-conforming individual.
我要买四张车票 I need four extra tickets for my associates.
她们就是子弹金发女郎 Are those the Bullet Blondes?
我们可不是一对没用的家伙 Well, we're not a pair of canceled stamps.
幸会 Pleasure.
胡佛先生 我帮你和你的随从找个位置吧 Mr. Hoover, let me find some seats for you and your men.
我们最安全的车厢是蜜月套间 Our most secure cabin is the honeymoon suite.
以J·埃德加·胡佛的名义 我要征用这个车厢 In the name of J. Edgar Hoover, I'm commandeering this cabin.
不 不必征用 Oh, no. No need to commandeer.
我们不想破坏你们的蜜月 We don't want to spoil your honeymoon.
破坏 怎么会呢 Spoil? Phonus balonus.
在帕尔默突袭事件之后 Well, after them Palmer raids,
能帮助胡佛先生这样的爱国人士我们很自豪 we'd be proud to help out a patriot like Mr. Hoover.
- 挤到这里来 - 恭喜 - Squeeze on by here. - Congratulations.
- 谢谢 - 恭喜 祝福你们 - Thank you. - Congratulations, best wishes.
哇塞 好险 Whew. That was close.
麻烦把手铐给我们取了 Can you please take these off now?
帕尔默突袭是怎么回事 - What are the Palmer raids?
一战之后 After World War I,
美国对共产党感到惧怕 America was freaking out about Communism,
于是胡佛和美国司法部逮捕了上千个移民 so Hoover and the DOJ arrested thousands of immigrants,
工会人员 任何跟有组织劳工沾边的人 union workers, anything that smelled like organized labor.
真是公民自由的捍卫者啊 Real champion of civil liberties.
基本上就是他把种族偏见 Oh, he pretty much codified racial bias
加进我们的司法体系的 into our judicial system.
道德上讲 他令人反感 Okay, look, morally, he's repulsive.
然后历史上看 Historically, however,
他是20世纪最伟大的人之一 he's one of the most important men of the 20th century.
他创建了联邦调查局 生前一直管理调查局 He founded the FBI. He ran it till he died.
是啊 伟大的人不一定都是好人 Yeah, well, great men aren't usually good guys, so.
那是我们消失的信号 And that is our cue to disappear.
B 钥匙给我 Oh, B, key me.
钥匙 The key.
时间管理局手册和一些蜜月巧克力 Time Bureau manual and some honeymoon chocolates.
替我向扎里问好 Say hi to Z for me.
船 长们啊 Capi-tans, hey.
我们还没回家吗 你们的银行抢劫怎么样了 Are we home yet? How did your bank robbery go?
找出炸掉乘波号的凶手了吗 Did we find out who blew up the Waverider yet or no?
我是不是话太多了 我话多吗 Am I talking too much? Am I talking not too much?
- 我觉得她有点嗑嗨了 - 非常嗨 - I think she's a little high. - I'd say very.
我们还在1925年 We're still in 1925.
现在我们在火车上 And now, we are on a train.
什么 我们要去哪儿 What? Where are we going?
说真的 大家都要去哪儿啊 But really where is anybody really going?
你没事吧 Z 我以为你不参与的 You okay, Z? I thought you didn't partake.
不不不 No, no, no.
我知道 不过我发现自己去了一次旅行 I know, but you see I found myself on a journey.
这次旅行跟着这些小熊软糖一起去的 And that journey is with these tiny, little bears.
我要去自助式旅行 And I'm going on that journey a la carte.
自助 自 A la carte. "Allah" carte.
好了 我们去楼上 Okay. Well, we'll be upstairs.
有什么需要的话 Yeah, if you need anything,
一定要毫不犹豫地来找我们 please don't hesitate to come and find us.
其实还是犹豫一下吧 Actually, hesitate a little.
多犹豫一会儿 Oh, hesitate a lot.
好恶心啊 你们俩 Ew, that's gross, moms.
也许我们根本不需要那个药剂 - Hey, maybe we won't even need that potion.
我们就躲在车厢里 We just hide out in the cabin.
你在里面吗 快手 You in there, Speed?
- 快手 - 那是胡佛的外号 - Speed? - That was Hoover's nickname.
只有最亲密的朋友才那么称呼他 Only his closest friends call him that.
我是弗朗西斯·贝克尔 当然是小贝克尔 It's Francis Baker. Junior, of course.
等我告诉他们我看到你了 Oh, the GW boys are gonna go wild
GW家的孩子肯定会疯狂的 when I tell them I saw you.
- 盖理 药剂 - 气泡沫了 准备好了 - Gary, potion. - Uh, it's frothing and ready.
好了 药效能持续多久 All right. How long does the spell last?
这取决于你的代谢系统 Uh, it depends upon your metabolism.
可能1小时 也可能一天 Could be an hour. Could be 24.
胡佛好像是个超级人渣 Hey, it sounds like Hoover was a supreme douche.
你真的要变成他吗 You really sure you want to be him?
我必须收拾自己的烂摊子 B I have to clean up my mess, B.
不要 等等 别当着我们的面喝啊 - No, but wait. Wait. Don't drink it in front of us.
- 成功了吗 - 我们不知道 - Did it work? - We don't know.
你当着我们的面喝下去我们看不出来 Since you drank it in front of us, we'll only know
只有等别人看见你了才知道有没有效果 if the magic works when someone else sees you.
我的天哪 Oh, for the love of...
这太荒唐了 This is silly.
让我看看你的 Let me see your...
脸 face.
埃德加 好帅哦 Edgar. There's that handsome look.
我请你吃午餐吧 快手 Let me buy you lunch, Speed.
他家的生蚝比老艾比家的 The oysters here give Old Ebbitt's a run
还要好呢 for their money.
调查局局长在29号包厢 Director of the Bureau of Investigation at 29.
的确够快 Speed indeed.
你们去别的地方 I think you fellows will be
会更舒服吧 more comfortable elsewhere.
行啊 更舒服 Yeah. Sure. More comfortable.
不了 谢谢 No thank you.
她啃了个小娃娃 She made a little doll.
但愿传奇们已经回来了 I wish the Legends would just get back already.
他们知道该拿她怎么办 They would know exactly what to do with her
懂她那套渗人的啃苹果艺术 and her creepy outsider apple art.
他们不能这么快找到戴维斯医生 They can't find this Dr. Davies guy soon enough.
吉迪恩 Gideon!
太好了 这下她坏了 Great. Now she's broken.
你还好吗 Hey. You okay?
挺好 咋了 Yeah. Why?
不是吧 Oh, man.
你生气是因为约翰出了这档子事 Are you mad that we're honeymooning in your house,
导致我俩在你家度蜜月还是 after everything that happened with John or--
小两口 我爱你们 Shh. Aves, I love you.
我爱你俩 I love you both.
你们爱的我都爱 I love your love.
我爱你俩此刻彼此相爱 I love that you're loving each other right now,
即使我吃奶油泡沫的时候 even if that love is happening directly above me
你俩还在虐狗我也爱 while I eat sugar foam.
好吧 Okay.
如果你想聊聊什么的 来找我 Well, if you ever want to talk or anything, just come find--
真不用了 No, seriously.
我无所谓 我刀枪不入 I am A-okay. I am golden.
知道吗 听我说完 小扎 You know what? Just--just hear me out, Z.
我不是评判你哈 我只是 No judgment, okay? I'm just...
觉得你和贝拉德截然不同 I think you and Behrad are very different people,
也许你的应对机制 and I think that maybe your coping mechanisms
和他不同 might not be the same as his coping mechanisms.
说真的 我不确定 - You know, honestly, I'm not sure
我磕嗨的方式对不对 that I'm doing this stoned thing correctly,
因为我要么觉得饿 要么觉得累 because I either feel, like, very hungry or tired,
一直如此 all of the time.
不可能这样对吧 可能吗 That can't be it, can it? Can that be it?
我也不知道 但你是言出必行的人 I don't know. You're a doer though.
你跟我很像 You know? You're like me.
没错 我喜欢找事做 Oh, it's true. I love a project.
你喜欢找事做 咱给你找点事 You love a project. Let's find you a project.
大扫除 大扫除 这个好 Ooh, cleaning. Cleaning. That's a good one.
我要把这里清理干净 I ought to clean this place.
我要打扫这里 清除约翰的气息 I'ma clean this place. Clean the John vibes.
没错 就该这样 Yes. Yes! That's my girl.
至少 能让我离开房间一下 You know, at minimum, it will give me an excuse
因为你俩太大声了 to leave this room, because you guys are very loud.
什么 拜托 我俩才没有呢 What? Come on. We're not loud.
核心资格 Core competency.
听不懂你说啥呢 I don't even know what you're talking about.
告诉我 您有伴侣了吗 So tell me. Is there a Mrs. Hoover?
没有 女士 我以工作为伴 Oh, no, ma'am. I'm married to my job.
这是我的名片 Oh, well, let me give you my card,
万一你和你的工作分道扬镳了 in case you and your job ever get divorced.
我的手包不见了 My purse. It's gone.
别担心 女士 Never fear, madam.
国内最杰出的侦探为您服务 You have the nation's finest detective at your service.
我们要把嫌犯围捕起来吗 Should we round up the usual suspects?
那些是我的手下 Those are my men.
谁都不许离开这个车厢 直到找到手包 No one is leaving this car, till we get that purse back.
您包里有什么 Now, what was in your purse?
珠宝吗 Jewelry?
钱吗 Money?
有重要的东西吗 Anything of note?
有我的名片 梳子 My calling card, my comb,
还有早餐车上的 and one of those delightful pastries
美味小点心 from the breakfast cart.
说不好什么时候就饿了呢 You never know when you might get a flash of the grumblies.
戈尔迪 Goldie!
这就是你要找的吧 I believe this is what you are looking for.
- 太好了 - 谢谢您 胡佛先生 - Huzzah! - Thank you, Mr. Hoover.
- 好耶 - 太棒了 - Hip-hip! all: Hooray!
- 谢谢 - 太棒了 - Thank you. - Hip-hip!
- 太棒了 - 别鼓了 Hooray. - stop
我得回去工作了 Well, I must get back to work.
如果这里所有的坏人 If only all of the bad guys
都像戈尔迪一样轻松落网就好了 was easy to catch as Goldie here.
见到你真好 Marvelous seeing you,
小弗朗西斯·贝克尔 幸会 Francis Baker, Junior, of course. Okay.
有成效了 It's working.
大家很买账 They're buying it.
是啊 大家认定我和盖理是小偷了 Yeah, they're buying that Gary and I are petty thieves,
就因为我们的长相 'cause of our looks.
我试着尽量精确地还原 I'm trying to be as authentically Hoover
胡佛的形象 as possible.
不完全还原也没关系 I wouldn't mind a little less authenticity.
- 你明白吗 - 嘿 - You understand-- - Hey, whoa.
咱们回到最初的计划行吗 Why don't we go back to Plan A?
- 低调行事 - 你说得对 Hunkering. - You're right.
你应该稳妥点 等我们到了纽约 We should play it safe, till we get to New York.
- 胡佛局长 谢天谢地 - 我们收到了总部的消息 - Director Hoover, thank God. - We just got word from HQ.
有人要绑架您 There's a plot afoot to kidnap you.
您得下火车 We need to get you off this train.
给我点时间 Give me a minute.
我们肯定能找到办法 I'm sure we can find a way
去纽约 不用假扮胡佛 to get to New York that doesn't involve
- 或者装成绑架 - 听好 Hoover cosplay or kidnapping-- - Listen.
真正的J·埃德加·胡佛从没被绑架 The real J. Edgar Hoover was never kidnapped.
- 那一定是他都解决了 - 不是 So he must have solved this. - No.
这有点太翻车了 This is getting way too out of control.
我们重新来做能解决的 I mean, I'm sure we can fix this with a do-over.
如果没机会重来了呢 What if there's no more do-overs?
如果这就是机会呢 What if this is it?
我们有责任纠正历史 We owe it to history to make it right.
先生们 听起来像是 Gentlemen, this sounds like a case
调查局的案子 for the Bureau of Investigation.
她喝了什么吗 Has she had anything to drink?
她不用喝东西的 She doesn't need anything to drink.
她又不是人 She's not a person.
电脑是啥我可能不懂 I may not know what a computer is,
但心跳我能听出来啊 but I know a heartbeat.
是你创造的 阿斯特拉 And you made that, Astra.
你不仅是个强大的女巫 You are not only a very powerful witch.
你现在也是个妈妈 You're also a mother now.
- 我不是谁的妈妈 - 靠 - I am nobody's mother. - Dang.
吉迪恩成人类了传奇队可咋整啊 Now, what will the team do with a human Gideon?
把罗里的房间给她住吧 Probably just give her Rory's old room.
传奇队总能腾出地方的 There's always space for one more with the Legends.
话说你们传奇队现在在哪呢 And where are your Legends now, anyway?
他们去纽约见这个时空旅人了 They went to New York, to meet this time travel guy.
只要找到他 他们就来接我 Once they find him, they're gonna come get us.
好吧 我不是专家 但依我看 Okay. I'm no expert, but seems to me,
如果你有台时光机能穿越 if you have a machine that can travel through time,
难道你不会穿越回 wouldn't you just go back to right
你离开的那一刻吗 除非 after the moment you left? I mean, unless...
没成功 It didn't work.
- 这就是总部的消息吗 - 没交代太多细节 - What was the word from HQ? - Not a lot of detail.
达拉斯外勤办公室截获一封电报 The Dallas field office intercepted a telegram.
胡佛于火扯 一路百上 "Hoover on tren, northbond."
火车和北上都拼错了 "Train" and "northbound" are both misspelled.
- 这么说他是外国人 - 要么就是个文盲 - So he's a foreigner. - Or a bad speller.
小石城的人会通知华盛顿方面 Men in Little Rock are gonna alert D.C.
计划在沿途每个站台安排特工 Plan to have agents at every station along the route.
好 Good.
胡佛先生说我们在找外国人 Mr. Hoover says we're looking for a foreigner.
- 我没那么说 - 待在原地 胡佛先生 - I didn't say that. - Stay put in here, Mr. Hoover.
我们要把车厢搜个底朝天 We'll turn this train upside-down,
直到找出那个人 till we find our man.
胡佛不会暗中进行调查 Hoover doesn't run an investigation from behind.
也对 All right.
我们唯一的线索就是这封电报 All we got to go on is this telegram,
这上也找不到动机和手段 which doesn't give us a motive or a means.
但它到来的时机确实缩小了嫌疑人的范围 But its timing does narrow down the list of possible suspects.
多诺万 罗杰斯 Donovan, Rodgers.
弄一份自米德兰起上车的 Get me a list of all the passengers
所有的旅客名单 that got on this train since Midland. Go.
这就去 先生 On it, sir.
咱们三个人 The three of us are gonna start
从车头开始 at the front of the train,
我们从后往前 and we're gonna work our way back.
我们要找任何一个 We're looking for anyone
有动机伤害胡佛的人 who has a reason to hurt Hoover.
谁会想伤害胡佛呢 Who would possibly want to hurt that guy?
说句请更礼貌 "Please" would have been nice.
火车上有没有 Is there anyone on this train
你怀疑有反政府情绪的人 you may suspect of having anti-government sentiment?
反政府 Anti-government?
政府是唯一能阻止国家 The government is the only thing keeping this country
走向衰亡的存在 from going to the dogs.
听说过无政府主义者或者 Have you heard anyone talk about anarchy or...
社会主义吗 socialism?
看情况 Well, that depends.
你会把劳动工资成为社会主义吗 Would you call a working wage socialism?
那就是了 我们说的就是它 Then yeah. I'd say we're all talking about it.
坐火车看美国真好 Lovely to see America by train car.
要不是被一群混蛋监视 Be a lot lovelier if I wasn't being spied on
我会更开心 by a bunch of dicks.
你说的混蛋是警察吗 By "dick" do you mean cop? - Hmm.
你觉得这列车上 Well, you think someone
有谁不是好人吗 on this train is a ne'er-do-well?
祝他能成功骗过 Well, good luck pulling one over
美国最厉害的律师 on America's finest law man.
你真好 That's very nice of you.
胡佛 这个人被诅咒了 Hoover? That man is cursed.
那可不是 You have no idea.
胡佛 Hoover?
给我留下了不好的印象 Leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
那可不咋地 Ugh, tell me about it.
火车上的人都爱胡佛 Everybody on this train loves Hoover.
是啊 头等舱都爱 Yeah, everybody with first-class tickets.
跟我们聊天的人都想杀胡佛 The people we talked to would be happy to kill "Hoover."
如果咱们是要找动机 那可有了 If we're looking for motive, we got it.
好多呢 Lots of it.
跟没找到也差不多 Yeah, which is as good as finding none at all.
我们要把调查方向从为什么 We're switching this investigation away
变成怎么做到 from the "why" and onto the "how."
每个城市都有特工 And with agents in every city, it'll be pretty hard
在任何一个车站实施绑架都非常困难 pulling off a kidnapping in any of the stations.
他们会立刻被抓起来的 They'd get caught immediately.
也有可能被欢迎 Or congratulated.
但如果你能让火车脱离主干道 But if you could get the train off the main route--
没人看守铁轨 No one would be guarding the track.
如果能让火车改向 And if you can redirect the train,
它就由你控制了 you have control of the train.
监守自盗 Ooh! Ooh! Inside job.
- 监守自盗 - 监守自盗 - Inside job. - Inside job.
胡佛局长 他叫伊戈尔·莱万多夫斯基 Director Hoover, meet Igor Lewandowski.
火车技师 Train's engineer.
俄罗斯人 劳工头目 A Russian and a labor organizer.
今天本来不当班 He wasn't scheduled to work today,
但是改变了主意 but had a change of heart.
在米德兰和列车员一起上的车 Joined the crew back in Midland.
多方便的借口 Awfully convenient.
- 他招了吗 - 什么都没说 - Did he confess? - He won't say diddly,
但就是他 我敢确定 but he's our guy. I'm sure of it.
你应该能让他 Trust you can get the...
招供吧 用你最极致的手段吧 老大 confession we need. Do your worst, boss.
好 Yeah.
天哪 Oh, boy.
真是悲伤啊 Very sad party of one happening here.
无所谓了 Doesn't matter.
我就喜欢反其道而行之 从冰箱开始好了 Zen in ten, here I come. Starting with the fridge.
我知道你冰箱里没有威士忌 See, even I know you don't keep whiskey in the fridge.
- 艾维斯 - 嗨 Z Aves. - Hi, Z.
桌上有几瓶威士忌 How many bottles of whiskey are there on the table?
两瓶 Um, two.
两瓶 Two!
这冰箱生产威士忌 The fridge is making whiskey.
什么 太赞了 What? That's fantastic.
- 乘波号 - 哦 - The Waverider. - Yeah?
有点像乘波号 I guess it's kind of like the Waverider.
不过冰箱可不像吉迪恩一样听指挥 Although the fridge doesn't take requests like Gideon.
不不不 这瓶 这瓶酒就是乘波号 - No, no, no, this bottle-- this bottle is the Waverider.
而这瓶则是炸毁了我们飞船的神秘乘波号 And this bottle is the mystery Waverider that blew us up.
有两个乘波号 所以说不定还有 So if there's two Waveriders, who's to say there isn't...
第三个 third Waverider?
还有第四个 永不停止 And a fourth. It will never end.
我明白了 Oh, I get it.
你酒劲还没过 You're still really stoned.
所以 如果我们回去 阻止那个炸毁了我们飞船的 - So--so, let's say we go back and stop the mystery Waverider
乘波号 非常好 from blowing us up. That's great.
但是那个乘波号不知从哪出来的 But that Waverider came from somewhere.
也就是说出来一个就能出来两个 Which means if one showed up, then another one could.
还有第三个 第四个 无穷无尽 And another, and another, and another.
好吧 我们先慢点哈 Okay. Wait. Let's just slow this train down.
拿着这个 还记得吗 抓住这个 Take this. Remember this? Here. Grab this. Hi, hi, hi.
喷 喷 喷完擦擦 Look, squirt. Squirt, squirt. Squirt and wipe!
喷完擦 然后脏东西就掉了 Squirt and wipe, and the gummies are gonna wear off,
你就会有种 and then you're gonna be
完成任务的快感 feeling the natural high of a job well done.
来吧 给我看看 Look. Show me. Show me. I'm watching.
- 艾维斯 我 - 喷喷擦擦 - Aves, I-- - Squirt and wipe.
可以的 你可以的 凶点 You got this. You got this. You can be mean.
凶残点 You can be mean as hell.
好了 该你了 He's all ready for you, sir.
很好 Good.
说两句 Uh, "sir," quick word?
内特 你打算怎么做 How are you gonna swing this, Nate?
我不知道 我不想伤害他 但是 I don't know. I don't want to hurt the guy, but...
不行 No way, man.
那两个特工正等着胡佛呢 Look, those two agents are expecting Hoover.
他们已经有证据了 They have all the evidence they need.
这就够了 That's more than enough.
不够 我需要他自行招认 It's not enough. I need a confession.
内特 我知道 Look, Nate, I know you feel like this is
你感觉就像世界末日 the end of the world,
你是好人 不过犯了个错而已 but you're just a good guy who made a bad mistake.
还有别的办法吗 难道让他杀了你吗 What was the alternative? Let him kill you?
你比一千个胡佛都有价值 You're worth a thousand Hoovers.
跟胡佛相比 我在这个时间线上什么都不是 By comparison to Hoover, I am nobody in the timeline.
别这么说内特 不是这么回事 Come on, Nate. You know that's not true.
你得原谅自己 You've gotta forgive yourself.
我并不重要 This isn't about me.
我们要怎么做 So what are we gonna do?
你听说过1925 年一个黑色皮肤和一个褐色皮肤的女人 You ever hear the one about the black lady, the brown lady,
带着坏掉的电脑走进酒吧的故事吗 and the broken computer who walked into a bar, in 1925?
- 没听过 - 对啊 - Uh, no. - Yeah.
因为这一切都没发生 我们面对现实吧 Because it would never happen. Let's face it.
我们什么都做不了 传奇们只能靠自己了 There's nothing we can do. The Legends are on their own.
真行 又一堆被砍头的苹果核 Great. More decapitated apple heads.
我觉得她想跟我们说点什么 阿斯特拉 - I think she's trying to tell us something, Astra.
一天一苹果 小菜一碟 An apple a day. Easy as apple pie.
不要把所有的苹果放进一个盒子里 Don't put all your apples in one box.
- 你说的这都什么啊 - 好吧 - That is not a thing. - Okay.
六个苹果放进盒子 从桌上挪到了地上 It's six apples in a box, off the table, on the floor.
你是苏斯博士吗 Thank you, Dr. Seuss.
很明显是苹果 It's clearly apple...
汁 Sauce.
真是够了 Okay, you know what enough?
你能别再这样了吗 Just stop trying to tell us things.
真想用电线 I wish I could just shove you back
插座或者不管什么东西 in the wires, and the sockets,
把你弄回到乘波号上去 or whatever makes you work on the Waverider,
这样也许你还有点用 because then maybe you could actually help us.
你为什么这么生吉迪恩的气呢 So why are you so mad at Gideon?
她又没做错什么 She hasn't done anything to you.
因为 Because...
她不断的提醒我有多么失败 she's a constant reminder of my giant failure.
所以你才不想去找传奇们 That's why you don't want to go after the Legends.
- 斯普纳 我帮不上他们 - 你只是犯了个错 阿斯特拉 - I'm useless to them, Spooner. - You made one mistake, Astra.
别那么较劲了 至少你还有魔力在 Ease up on yourself. At least you still have magic.
你也不是一无是处啊 Hey, you have things to offer too.
比如呢 Like what?
没有了外星人 我还能做什么 Without aliens, what do I bring to the table?
- 农场装备 - 行吧 - Ranch wear? - Okay. You know what?
看来我们俩都挺没用的 I guess we're both pretty useless.
你是说我们仨吧 You mean the three of us are...
怎么回事 What is that?
吉迪恩 不要 Gideon, no!
你为什么要这么做 Why did you do that?
电线和插座 她听明白你的意思了 Wires and sockets. She understood you.
嘿 小扎 Hey, Z.
我和莎拉能开瓶威士忌吗 Can Sara and I grab one of those bottles of...
嘿 妹子 whiskey? - Oh, hey, girl.
嘿 Hey, buddy.
我们之前怎么说的来着 Uh, what did we talk about?
把这里清理干净对吧 More cleaning. No more gummies, yeah?
不不 我不是喝多了 我深受启发 Oh, no. I'm not stoned. I'm enlightened.
我终于明白为什么约翰会把钥匙给我 See, I finally realize why John gave me this key.
为了让我理清思绪 放眼大局 To clear my head and think about the bigger picture.
你看哈 我一直想着手机 护肤品促销 See, I was so focused on my phones, and skincare sales,
还有那些不切实际的浪漫关系什么的 and romantic entanglements that I never stopped to think
但我从没想过团队到底是怎么了 about what was really going on with the team.
- 团队 你是说我们吗 - 对 - The team. Our team? - Yeah.
没了这些东西让我分心 我终于可以 See, without those distractions I was able to dig deep
集中注意力想清楚我们是到底怎么回事了 and really think about how we got here.
我读了一下你写的时间管理局特工手册 So I read your Time Bureau agent manual earlier.
什么 那东西200多页呢 What? That thing's over 200 pages.
是 然后我就开始想 Yeah, and I started thinking,
不是他们怎么把我们炸毁的 it's not about the how they blew us up.
而是谁干的 It's about the who.
我列了个嫌疑人名单 要看看吗 I made a list of suspects. Do you want to see?
- 当然 - 很好 - Um, yes. Yes I do. - Great.
莱万多夫斯基 招了吧 Time to spill the beans, Lewandowski.
你说什么 What'd you say?
你弄错了 Please, you're making a mistake.
我弄错了 我弄错了吗 I'm making a mistake? I'm making a mistake!
出去 出去 Get out. Out!
不不不 求你了 No, no, no. Please.
看来他来真的了 Sounds like he's really putting the screws on him.
需要人喊我哈 Let me know if he needs backup.
我去尿一个 I gotta take a leak.
别这样 内特 Don't do this, Nate.
你这是搞什么啊 What are you doing?
我想告诉你 I'm trying to tell you that you don't...
如果你不想说 Have to tell me...
就不要说 因为 Anything you don't want to, because...
我会想办法 I will find the answers I want...
自己找到答案 明白了吗 some other way, okay?
这次比上次还要糟糕 This is even worse than last time.
我审问过你吗 I've interrogated you before?
你当然不记得 Of course you don't remember.
在1919年 你和你的手下来 You and your men came after me and my family,
抓我们一家人 还有数百人追捕 and hundreds of others on your manhunt for Emma Goldman,
爱玛·戈德曼 back in 1919.
我根本不认识她 I knew nothing about her,
但因为你的红色恐慌 没人相信我 but because of your Red Scare, no one believed me.
我妻子和孩子们不得不逃亡 My wife and children had to flee,
就因为我是俄罗斯人 你的手下就打我 and your men beat me for being Russian.
就因为你 我失去了一切 I lost everything, because of you!
抱歉 伊戈尔 I'm sorry, Igor.
所以你要绑架我也合情合理 That makes total sense why you were planning on kidnapping me.
我 Me?
我想尽办法要离你远点 I try to stay as far away from you as possible.
你不知道敌人是谁 But when you're looking for enemies,
第一个想到的就是我 that's all you see.
让你很容易就错过了事实真相 Makes it easy to miss what's going on right in front of you.
这些山通往哪里 Where'd those mountains go?
我一直想告诉你 That's what I'm trying to tell you.
有人在15英里之前的地方改了火车的路线 Somebody switched tracks 15 miles back.
伊戈尔 谢谢你 Igor, thank you, Igor.
我很快就给你松绑哈 I'll untie you in a minute.
抓住他 Grab him!
都结束了 胡佛 给我过来 Jig is up, Hoover. Get over here.
真傻 It's kind of silly, huh?
穿上西装 Put on the right kind of suit,
就可以骗过任何人 and you can fool anybody you want.
即便是美国最好的侦探 Even America's best detective.
用枪指着一个联邦探员可够蠢的 Pretty dumb pulling a gun on a Bureau agent.
你觉得自己聪明是吗 You think you're the smart guy here?
如果不是你在米德兰大闹一场 If you hadn't made such a stink back in Midland,
我们都不知道你在这列火车上 we never would have known you were on this train.
有趣的是我们找了你几个月了 Funny thing is we've been trying to pinch you for months.
斯诺基说谁先抓到你 Snorky's offering a nice chunk of cash
就给谁一大笔钱 to whoever brings you in first.
斯诺基 那个斯诺基吗 Snorky. Snorky-Snorky?
谁他妈是斯诺基 Who the heck is Snorky?
这些人是阿尔·卡彭的手下 These guys work for Al Capone.
举起手来 胡佛 Come out with your hands up, Hoover.
他们也都是 So do all of them.
给你两分钟 You got two minutes!
不能一天都耗在这 埃德加 I ain't got all day, Edgar!
快出来 不然我们就开始射杀乘客了 Come out, or we start popping passengers.
搞定他们不在话下 Oh, we can totally take these guys.
不行 No.
没了吉迪恩 就很难追踪时间线 Without Gideon it's hard to keep track of the timeline,
但胡佛不是被黑帮杀害的 对吧 but Hoover wasn't killed by mobsters, right?
所以我们不需要战争吗 So don't we have to fight?
在真实的时间线上 这些都不存在的 In the real timeline, none of this happened.
全世界仍然以为我是胡佛 And the world still thinks I'm Hoover.
我得弥补这一切 I'm gonna have to make this right.
过来 Come on.
祝贺你 - Well, congratulations.
你们抓到我了 You got me.
你是谁 Who are you?
该死 Damn it.
给多元宇宙一个低概率 Give the multiverse a low probability.
究竟什么是典范呢 I mean what even is a paragon?
我觉得我们要做的很重要 I think we are onto something very important here, Z.
我也是 亲爱的 Me to o, Aves.
好吧 我们的恶徒名单上还剩下谁 Okay, so who's left on our villains list?
达米恩·达克 Damien Darhk.
太爱我们了 不会杀死我们的 Loves us way too much to kill us I think.
- 马路斯 还是叫马里斯 - 管他呢 - Mm-hmm. Mallus. Malice? Whatever.
- 还有大 - 大卫·鲍伊 Big Beebo--aww, David Bowie.
他为我们唱了首很棒的歌 You know, he got that really great song out of us.
- 对 朗朗上口 - 是的呢 - Yeah. it was very catchy. - Yeah.
我们把他归到 可能 那一堆吧 Let's put him in the "maybe" pile.
好 Okay.
那边那些人呢 What about those guys, over there?
这些人里 有时间海盗 Ah, these guys over here. We got time pirates.
时间的鬼魂 时间女巫 克隆人 Time wraiths. Time witches. Clones.
二重身 还有我们自己 时间本身 Doppelgangers. Ourselves. Time itself.
好 那就把这一堆叫做 为什么不吧 Okay. Let's call that the "why the hell not" pile.
收到 Copy that.
还有这个 And then there's this one.
说这太离谱了吧 I mean that's too out there, right?
扎里 我们都被恶魔之狗追过 Zari, we've been chased by a demon dog.
谁能说我们不会被 Who's to say that we're not being hunted by--
- 莎拉 艾娃 - 那是 - Sara! Ava! - Is that...
同志们 有人吗 Guys? Hello? Anybody. Hello?
我们遇到了个胡佛样的内特问题 We got a Hoover-shaped Nate problem.
- 听起来不妙啊 - 各位 - That does not sound good. - Guys?
我不想打断你们 Hate to cut it short,
但我们真的需要人支援 but we could really use some backup out here.
内特被阿尔·卡彭的人绑架了 Yeah, Nate's been kidnapped by Al Capone's men.
天 好吧好吧 Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
我们得想办法阻止这一切 还不能造成人员伤亡 We need to find a way to stop this with zero casualties.
靠大麻软糖和魔术酒吗 What, with weed gummies and magic booze?
- 好主意 - 是吗 - Yes. Yes?
我再说最后一遍 I ain't gonna ask you again.
我们要的是胡佛 不是什么无名的小丑 We got Hoover. Not some nobody clown.
你说得对 我是个无名小卒 You're right, I am a nobody.
那也是个杀了J·埃德加·胡佛的无名小卒 But I'm a nobody who killed J. Edgar Hoover.
- 杀了 - 对 - Killed? - Yeah.
我本该把 I'm surprised to bring in the head
调查局的局长捉拿归案的 of the Bureau of Investigation.
结果只抓了个无名小卒 Instead, I got Mr. Nobody.
计划不是这样的 This is not the plan.
可不是嘛 Yeah. Tell me about it.
斯诺基肯定会杀了我的 Oh, Snorky's gonna pop me, for sure.
这不公平啊 That doesn't seem fair.
我是说 你怎么会知道 I mean, how could you have known the guy
你本该绑架的人被杀了呢 you were supposed to kidnap ended up getting killed?
有些事不在掌控之中 Some things are outside of your control.
我可以把你杀了 然后把你揍的面目全非 - I could just bump you off and mess your face up real good.
谎称你是胡佛交差 Pass you off as Hoover's body.
你可以 可以解燃眉之急 但 You could do that. May work, for a while, but...
你不能永远活在谎言的阴影中 you can't outrun the lie forever.
最终 你会伤害 Eventually, you just end up hurting
真正关心的人 the people you care about.
有时候面对现实 Sometimes, it's easier just to face the music
接受你犯错的事实更容易 and accept the fact that you made a mistake.
跟我一起来深呼吸吧 来吧 Hey, take a deep breath with me. Come on.
现在跟我念 我原谅我自己 Now, repeat after me. I forgive myself.
- 我原谅我自己 - 很好 - I forgive myself. - There!
现在感觉好点了吗 Now, don't you feel better?
没 No. - Oh.
不过看到这个我感觉好多了 - But that makes me feel better.
- 你没事吧 大个子 - 好多了 - You all right there, big guy? - Better now.
你一定被胡佛的死吓死了 Hoover's death must have been quite the shock,
所以我们带了点东西 so we brought you a little something
来抚慰你们悲伤的灵魂 to soothe your grieving souls.
除了这瓶 还有很多啊 And there's plenty more where that came from.
可以说是没完没了 Oh, never-ending, one could say.
我的天呐 Holy smokes.
子弹金发女郎 头儿爱死你们了 The Bullet Blondes? The big fellow loves you gals.
我想为我刚才的态度 I would like to formally apologize
正式道个歉 for how I treated you both.
希望能给我一次重来的机会 And I would like to ask for a do-over.
- 没问题 - 谢谢 - Already done. - My man.
你们真人比照片还好看 Your photographs don't do you justice.
这里荒无人烟的 怎么来了这么多人 That's a lot of company, for the middle of nowhere.
女士们 先生们 Boys. Ladies.
又一个胡佛 Another Hoover?
你不是说你杀了他吗 Thought you said you killed him.
我是杀了 I--I did.
好吧 两架乘波号和两个胡佛 Okay. Two Waveriders and two Hoovers.
这可不是巧合 That cannot be a coincidence.
只有我一个人觉得吗 他现在看着更生气了 Is it me, or does he look even more pissed off now?
我们要绑架你 We're kidnapping you.
我要逮捕你们 And I'm arresting you.
事实上 你们都被捕了 In fact, you're all under arrest.
宁死不屈 Over our dead bodies!
我觉得咱们还是赶紧跑吧 Maybe we should just skedaddle right over here.
- 好吗 - 所有人 找掩护 Yeah? - Everybody, take cover!
- 快上啊 快点 - 快走 快 Get in there. Come on, move it. Go!
我们不能让胡佛再死一次了 We can't let Hoover die again.
应该用不着我们操心了 Don't think we need to worry about that.
天 Jeez, ah!
慢着 慢着 Whoa, whoa! Whoa, slow.
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait...
各位 事态已经失控了 Guys, this is out of control.
很有可能危及到时间线 The timeline's at serious risk of changing.
你要干什么 What are you doing?
来吧 Come on.
不会吧 我们又把他杀了么 Oh, no. Did we kill him again?
没有血 There's no blood.
嘿 这人好坚强 Whoa. That dude is tough.
我觉得这不是个人 I don't even think he is a dude.
我想他是 I think he's a...
机器人 Robot.
也太巧了吧 What are the chances?
等等 所以是机器人炸掉了乘波号 Wait, so robots blow up the Waverider?
J·埃德加·胡佛 原来是个机器人 这就说得通了 J. Edgar Hoover, a robot. That explains a lot.
我吃了个机器人 I ate a robot?
对不起 我的胃 Shh. - Sorry, stomach,
小肠肠 小胃胃 还有 and small intestine, and small stomach, and--
盖理 安静 你吃的不是机器人 Gary, shush. Shush. You did not eat a robot.
你吃了真胡佛 You ate the real Hoover.
这个家伙 肯定是他的替代者 This--this must be his replacement.
各位 他在干嘛啊 You guys, what--what is he doing?
自我重启吧 Rebooting himself?
启动自毁程序 20秒 Self-destruct sequence initiated. 20 seconds.
呃 同志们 我不认为 Um, guys, I don't think that--yeah.
咱们快跑 快 动作要快 We gotta go! Come on. Let's go. Move it.
但愿史普纳和阿斯特拉没事 Oh, I hope Spooner and Astra are okay.
她们可能正在格洛丽亚家 They're probably having the chillest time
享受最惬意的时光 at Gloria's right now.
快 快 快 Come on, come on, come on, come on!
- 嘿 吉迪恩 - 嘿 - Hey, Gideon. Hey...
对不起 我太习惯以前的那个你了 I'm sorry. I'm so used to the old you.
那个总是无所不知的你 The one who always had all the answers.
我从没想过 有天你会需要我们的帮助 I never thought you'd be the one needing help from us.
你能再给我一次机会吗 Do you think we could try again?
我希望咱们能想到办法 跟她沟通 - I wish we could figure out a way to communicate with her.
她显然在努力 I mean, she's obviously trying.
亲爱的 你会有办法的 你一向如此 Amor, you'll find a way. You always did.
埃斯佩兰萨 你六岁才学会说话 Esperanza, you didn't speak until you were six years old.
这个我不记得了 I don't remember that.
你会用别的方式跟我沟通 You communicated with me in other ways.
即使不使用语言 We always understood each other, you and I,
我们也一直能理解对方的意思 even if we weren't using words.
你会过来拥抱我 You would come over and hug me
或者拉着我的手 or hold my hand.
你会轻触我 告诉我你在倾听 Your little touch, it made me feel heard.
这是你的天赋 埃斯佩兰萨 It's your gift, Esperanza.
谢谢 妈妈 Gracias, Mami.
我知道这对你来说很难接受 I know this must be tough for you.
我明白 I get it.
没人能理解你想表达的意思 And it must be really hard when no one understands
这种感觉一定很难受 what you're trying to tell them.
我想让你知道 你不是一无是处 And I hope you know that you're not useless.
你只是还在摸索而已 You're just figuring it out.
我好害怕 我怎么会在这里 I'm terrified. How did I even get here?
我好困惑 他们怎么都听不懂我的意思 I'm so lost. Why can't they understand me?
我能听到她 I can hear her.
我能听到吉迪恩的想法 她很害怕 I can hear Gideon's thoughts. She's scared.
- 她在说什么 - 没事的 - What's she saying? - Hey, it's okay.
吉迪恩 我就在你身边 Gideon, I'm right here.
深呼吸 集中注意力 Just breathe and focus.
纽约戴维斯医生的机器 Dr. Davies' machine in New York City.
将于11月7日进行时间旅行实验 Time travel experiment takes place November 7th.
她说 戴维斯博士的时间旅行实验 She's saying Dr. Davies' time travel experiment
将于1925年11月7日 will take place in New York City,
在纽约举行 on November 7, 1925.
- 也就是两周后 - 没错 船长 - That's two weeks from today. - Precisely, Captain.
她能说话了 She's back!
太棒了 这个计划会成功的 That's fantastic. The plan's gonna work.
两周 Two weeks.
这就解释了什么他们还没回来 Maybe that explains why they're not back yet.
但我们得先找到戴维斯医生 But we have to get to Dr. Davies first,
不然传奇们就会死 or the Legends will die.
也许原因就在这里 Or maybe that's why.
把那件农场装备打包好 Pack up that ranch wear.
我们要去拯救传奇了 We've got some Legends to save.
NcarBbs
明日传奇
翻译 梨花盏
翻译 RossGeng
翻译 天山童姥
翻译 Pretender
校对 柠檬
特效 老Y
蜜月套间
苏斯博士：著名儿童文学家
安息吧 亨特
库萨 莱克斯·卢瑟
机器人
运行系统诊断
软件系统损坏
执行协议
清除
直译 给我嘴里留下了不好的味道