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珍·沃特斯 律师 千禧一代 Jennifer Walters, Esq. Lawyer, millennial,
正试着平衡她的工作和个人生活 searching for a way to balance a career and her personal life.
突然 意外接触到的伽马辐射血液 Then, an accidental dose of gamma-radiated blood
改变了她体内的化学物质 alters her body chemistry.
现在 每当珍·沃特斯愤怒时 And now, when Jennifer Walters grows angry or outraged,
她就会变身为令人惊奇的样子 a startling metamorphosis occurs.
这种生物被愤怒驱使 The creature is driven by rage
也被网上钓鱼诱惑 and pursued by online trolls.
别让我生气 你不会喜欢我生气的样子的 Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
她被挑衅后暴怒了 She is provoked into a rampage
使得她被关进了监狱 that has landed her in prison.
而现在 只有她内心愤怒的样子 And now, she is seen only for the raging spirit
为人们所知 that dwells within her.
野蛮的女浩克
嗨 Hey, guys.
嗨 姐妹 Hey, buddy.
你怎么样 How you doin'?
我还行 你们联系上布鲁斯了吗 I'm all right. Did you manage to get a hold of Bruce?
我们留了很多条消息 We left multiple messages.
我努力让自己听起来很冷静 I managed to sound very calm,
毕竟我在给恐怖的浩克本人打电话 considering I was calling the freaking Hulk himself.
- 说点切实的吧 - 对 - Let's get down to brass tacks. - Yes.
我们需要识别出 We need to identify every individual
每个侵犯我个人信息的人 who hacked my private information.
必须指控他们 They need to be prosecuted...
等会 先别说他们 我们得聊聊你的案子 Hold on, hold on. Forget them. We need to discuss your case.
这是针对性攻击 This was a targeted attack.
他们必须为此负责 They need to be held responsible for this.
他们引诱你 然后你就上钩了 They baited you, and you took their bait.
我当时很生气 I was angry!
任何一个人都会那样做的 Which is how anyone would respond in that situation.
你可不是任何一个人 你是一个失控的浩克 You're not just anyone. You are an out-of-control Hulk.
目击者们只看到这个 That's what all the witnesses saw.
我们可以接受一份认罪协议 We have an offer for a plea deal.
地方检察官不会追究这件事的任何指控 The DA won't pursue any charges related to the incident.
条件是什么 What are the terms?
嗨 Hey.
哦天啊 宝贝 没事的 Oh, no, sweetheart. It's all right.
- 人们每天都进监狱的 - 嗯 每天 - People go to prison every day. - Every day.
我偷了厨房里所有的吃的喝的 I stole all the food and drinks in the kitchen
全放你车里了 因为这地方太该死了 and put them in your car'cause screw this place.
谢谢 Thank you.
但是我还是会留在这上班 因为给的太多了 But I will continue to work here because they pay me nicely.
你们不用担心我 Don't worry about me, you guys.
谢谢你们来帮我 Thanks for the help.
我们永远挺你 珍 We always have your back, Jen.
浩克的堂妹 即我们所称的女浩克 The female cousin of the Hulk, popularly known as She-Hulk,
已经被释放 has been released from custody.
协约的条件是 Terms of the deal
永久禁止珍·沃特斯 permanently bar Jennifer Walters
变身为女浩克 from transforming into her She-Hulk...
一位匿名的邻居称 A neighbor who wished to remain anonymous
一个不稳定的超级生物 said they are uncomfortable knowing
- 就住在隔壁 - 不稳定的 - that an unstable super being... - Unstable?
- 让他们感到很不适 - 女浩克 - ...lives just next door. - She-Hulk!
他们是在我家门口吗 Are they outside my house?
请问 珍·沃特斯 Excuse me, Jen Walters.
你如何评价失去你的超能力 Do you care to comment about losing your superpowers?
珍 如果没人愿意雇你了 Jen, if no one ever wants to hire you again,
你永远可以搬来和我们住 you can always move back here with us.
- 谢了 爸 - 当然 - Thanks, Dad. - Of course.
但是我的健身器材现在在你房间呢 But my gym stuff is in your room now,
我每天早上七点都要健身 and I work out every day at 7:00 a.m.
你也应该和我一起 健身伙伴 You should join me. Workout buddies.
肯定很有趣 Oh, this will be fun.
她在那 There she is!
- 珍 有计划接受康复治疗吗 - Jennifer, any plans to go to rehab?
嘿 滚出我的草坪 Hey! Get off my damn lawn!
我不在乎浪费水 我家水压足着呢 I don't care if there is a drought. I got water pressure for days.
不用 只要气泡水 火鸡三明治 No! Just a sparkling water, a turkey sandwich,
薯片和鳄梨酱就行 chips, and guac.
好 我也想看她小时候的照片 伊莱恩 Yes, I wanna see those baby pictures, Elaine.
谢谢 天呐我爱伊莱恩 Thank you. Oh, my God. I love Elaine.
好了 你都找到什么 Okay, what've you got for me?
识别这些人的身份行不通的 Finding the identity of these guys has been a dead end.
我们知道浩克王是天才超级恶棍网的管理人 We know that HulkKing is admin on Intelligencia,
但是定位系统实在是保密得烦人 but the site security is annoyingly airtight.
我调查了一下这个平台 I've looked into the platform,
它在一些空壳公司名下 and it's owned by several shell companies
而且都在美国执法范围之外 that are operating outside of US jurisdiction.
我都不知道他们是谁 Which... How am I supposed to sue
怎么告他们啊 these guys if I don't know who they are?
好吧 天才超级恶棍网就是一群傻蛋 Okay, look. Intelligencia is made up of exclusively dumb dudes.
其中一定有人会犯错 One of them will slip up,
就能给我们足够的信息来追踪到他们 and they will give us information to track them down.
然后我们就能找到他们 Then we will find them,
然后想尽一切办法毁了他们 and we will destroy them by any and all means.
合法的办法 Legally.
我说的一切办法 I said, "By any and all means."
不 我打算起诉他们诽谤和侵犯隐私 No, I am going to sue them for defamation and invasion of privacy
然后指控他们非法访问 and get them charged with unauthorized access
- 受保护的计算机 - 无聊 - to a protected computer. - Ugh. Boring.
如果你想完全用珍·沃特斯的方式来 没问题 If you wanna be all Jen Walters about it, that's cool.
好吧 我实际上已经找到这个 Okay. I actually found this guy...
- 宝贝 - 等会 吃的 哈喽 - Sweetie! - One second. Food. Hello.
我装了点零食给你带回家 I'm packing up treats for you to take home with you.
- 有黑白饼干吗 - 嗯 - Including black and white cookies? - Yeah.
谢谢 Thank you.
你可能还想看看这个珍和她的朋友 You also might get a kick out of this video that Jen and her friends
- 在法学院时拍的视频 - 不 妈 - made in law school. - No, Mom!
- 我太想了 - 不 不行 - It's my mission in life to see this! - No! No! No!
出去 我们要工作呢 别看了 Out! We have work to do. Don't watch it.
什么时候能不在我的客厅工作了 When will this work be out of my living room?
只要我受到公正处置 Once I get justice for what's happened.
你一直在这捣乱就不行 I can't do that if you're hovering.
好吧 妈呀 Okay! Sheesh.
- 发给我那个好吗 - 已经发啦 - Send that to me, please? - Already did.
再见 妈 我要告你们俩精神伤害 Goodbye, Mom. I am suing both of you for emotional distress.
- 完了 - 很亲密 - Oh, boy. - Intimately.
- 珍 - 没错 - Jen. - That's correct.
我们在地方检察厅共事 We worked together at the DA's office,
我们约会了很长一段时间 and we dated for a significant amount of time.
我可以告诉你 在她有超能力之前 And let me tell you, she was psycho
她就是个神经病 way before she got those superpowers.
- 我想是她奶奶的原因 - 什么 - I blame her grandmother. - Huh?
珍 你能帮我挪一下那个大书柜吗 Jennifer! Can you move the big bookcase for me?
- 我想让它再离窗户近一点 - 不行 - I think I want it closer to the window. - No!
哦对了 你不再是浩克女了 Oh, that's right. You can't be Girl-Hulk anymore.
是女浩克 妈 曾经是 It's She-Hulk, Mom. Or was.
但不再是了 But never again.
虽然我说过不想当 但是这样感觉不大对 Which I know is what I said I wanted, but this doesn't feel right.
这根本算不上是超级英雄的故事 This isn't even a reluctant superhero story.
我就一直在被虐 I'm just getting screwed over.
这是你们想看的吗 Is this what you guys want?
珍·沃特斯陷入人生谷底 Jennifer Walters is a woman at a new low.
- 她已经万念俱灰 - 不 不要插旁白 - She has no more fight left. - No, not doing a narrator.
我们还没有那么惨 We're not that off the rails.
"嘿 最近干嘛呢" "Hey, what you up to?"
他在开小差 He's AWOL.
埃米尔 现在去你那还可以吗
埃米尔能理解的 Emil would understand.
他说的随时的 现在也是随时 Well, he said come anytime. This is a time.
我没逃避问题 只是为了心理健康休息一下 I'm not running from my problems. It's a mental health break.
发现一条女浩克大学时期的视频 Found this vid of She-Hulk in college.
女浩克在大学里像白痴一样的舞蹈
史诗级发现 今晚有秘密活动 你应该来 详情如下 浩克王
天才超级恶棍网
原谅我 珍 我有罪 Forgive me, Jen, for this transgression.
你好呀 浩克王 Oh, hey there, HulkKing.
好吧还挺容易的 还是说我是天才 Okay, well, that was easy. Or am I a genius?
"太棒了 一定去" "Hell yeah, I'll be there."
总之 视频很棒 活动上见哥们
哥们
巴戈你还在吗 Pug, are you still here?
帮我个忙 I need a favor.
珍 Jen.
- 惊喜呀 - 嗯 希望没打扰你 - What a pleasant surprise. - Yeah. I hope this is okay.
我需要个地方待个一两天 I need a place to stay for a couple of days.
没问题 Of course.
- 我给你安排间客房 - 好 - I'll set you up with a guest room. - Okay.
- 加一个拥抱 - 好吧 - And a hug. - Okay.
"我们同心跳" "Our hearts beat the same.
俳句 埃米尔·布朗斯基 著
"若你称我为鬼怪 则你为何物" "If you say I'm the monster, what does that make you?"
什么破书 This book sucks.
好了 我们到啦 Okay, we're here.
巴戈 你需要进去应酬 好吗 Pug, you need to go in there and mingle, okay?
尽力找出关于这些笨蛋的一切 Find out everything you can about these dweebs.
别急 我会一直跟你连线 Don't fret. I'll be on the phone with you, the entire time.
我一直带着耳机不会看起来很可疑吗 Won't it look suspicious that I'm walking around with an earbud in?
相信我 你不会是唯一一个的 好吗 Trust me, you're not the only one. Okay?
求你了 别让我干这个 Please, don't make me do this.
你必须干 你要融入这群怪人 好吗 You have to, okay? You gotta blend in with these trolls.
记住永远管女人叫母的 And remember to always refer to women as females.
珍的命运就在你手中 好吗 Jen's life is on the line, okay?
所以你必须全力以赴 So, I need you to get your head in the game, buddy!
去吧 谢谢你 Off you go. Thank you.
你没懂这电影好在哪 You didn't get that it was a good movie.
快坐下 我给你讲讲 Sit your sweet ass down. Let me explain.
别再拖延了好吗 Stop stalling, all right?
- 去找人聊天 - 你声音好卡 - Talk to people. - It's coming in real choppy.
- 别装听不见 - 不是 这里信号很差的 - Don't pretend like you can't hear me. - No. Reception here sucks.
好了 那就到处走走 Okay, so walk around.
为什么非要搞出个女浩克 Why does there even need to be a She-Hulk?
又没有叫男浩克的 It's not like there's a He-Hulk.
女索尔呢 And Lady Thor?
- 嘿哥们 她是真的烂好吗 - 没错 - Hey, guys, she just sucks, okay? - Yes.
我并不是因为她是母的才这么说 I'm not saying that because she's a female.
如果他是个男的我也会这么骂的 I would have the same criticisms if she was a man.
没错 太情绪化了 Yeah, too many emotions.
快点 巴戈 去跟他们说话 Come on, Pug, talk to them.
现在连玩笑都不能开了 ...no one's allowed to make jokes anymore.
- 不 我做不到 尼基 - 你能做到的 - Nope. Can't do it, Nikki. - Yes, you can.
去吧 巴戈 Let's do it, Pug.
好吧 来吧巴戈 恶心点 Okay. Come on, Pug. Be gross.
- 母的啊 是吧 - 没错哥们 - Females, am I right? - Yeah, man.
- 没错 你说得对 - 太对了 - Yes. Yes, you are. - Yeah.
娘娘腔巴戈 Mother Pugger.
陶德·费尔普斯 Todd Phelps?
陶德 哦等等 找到一个 Todd? Oh, wait, that tracks.
天呐 你当然是我们的人了 Man, of course you're one of us.
来吧哥们 Come here, man.
你好吗 Huh?
嗯 Yeah?
欢迎 兄弟 很高兴你能来 Welcome, bro. I'm so happy that you're here.
对 我也是 我很荣幸 Yeah. Me, too. So happy.
这家伙可厉害了 This guy rules, all right?
你们听好了 You heard it from me first.
他不但能力出众还一表人才 He rules and he's hot.
- 我会超过你 - 什么 - I'd smash you. - What?
- 让我们坦率点 - 别啊 - And let's be honest, okay? - Come on.
他懂我的意思 He knows what I'm talking about.
- 女浩克比浩克厉害吗 - 并没有 - Is She-Hulk better than the Hulk? - No.
她有浩克强壮吗 她有浩克聪明吗 Is she as strong as him? Is she as smart as him?
- 没有 - 完全没有 - No. - No!
没了浩克她根本就不会有这超能力 对吧 She wouldn't even have her powers without him, right?
所以为什么我们要装的她好像当之无愧呢 So, why do we have to act like she earned everything?
我是这么想的 Here's where I'm at.
应该由最合适的人掌握超能力 Superpowers should go to the best person for the job.
- 对吗 - 没错 - Right? - Exactly.
- 对吗 - 太对了 - Right? - Yeah, totally.
说"她得到的一切都是靠裙带关系" Say she got everything through nepotism.
她得到的一切都是靠裙带关系 She got everything through nepotism.
对极了 Yeah, exactly.
这就是我想说的 兄弟们 That's what I'm sayin', dude.
她和霍利维有一腿吗 Think she boned Holliway?
- 那是他们的上司 - 哦 - That's their boss. - Oh.
- 她有吗 - 说"是的" - Did she? - Say yes!
是的 Yes.
装作对此你很生气 Like you're mad about it.
是的 这让我很气愤 Yeah, and it pisses me off.
- 就是 - 我们也是 - Yeah! - Yes.
巴戈 我们很有共鸣 兄弟 Pug, we are vibing, my man.
真恶心 让他继续谈这些事 Gross. Keep him talking about something relevant.
你们是怎么加入这个组织的 How did you get involved with this group here?
兄弟 天才恶棍网就是我成立的 Dude, I created Intelligencia.
我是浩克王 I'm HulkKing.
哦 天呐 Oh, my God.
别这样啊 Oh, come on.
没事 他应该会随机应变 It's okay. He can improvise.
他根本不会 The guy can't improv.
来 所有人 都过来 Come on, everyone! Let's circle up.
都集合下 好吗 Let's get it together, right?
我很高兴我们黑进了女浩克的手机 I'm really proud of us for hacking She-Hulk's phone...
是啊 Yeah.
并且向世人揭露了她的可怕面目 ...because we showed the world what a real monster she is.
同时表明了我们不是在说说而已 But we also showed them that we're not just talk...
- 是的 - 我们是行动派 - Yeah! - We're real action,
这才只是个开始 and we're just getting started.
太对了 Yeah!
太棒了 Let's go!
嗨 Hi.
你好 珍 Hey, Jen.
看起来你需要杯茶和朋友的倾听 You look like you could use a cup of tea and a friend's ear.
对 Yeah.
撒拉逊给我送了些普洱茶 Saracen got me into this Pu'er tea,
但你得小心他喜欢往里面加点鸡血 but you gotta watch him 'cause he likes to slip in chicken blood.
谢谢你 真的 但我不觉得有人真的会懂 Thanks. Yeah, but I don't think anybody could really understand
我正在经历什么 what I'm going through,
除了埃米尔 他经历过相同的事 except Emil since he went through the exact same thing.
看来某人在计划明天的互助会 Someone's cooking up one heck of a group-share tomorrow.
我想不如直接和埃米尔谈谈 I think I'd rather just talk to Emil about this.
- 他现在在哪 - 小木屋 - Where is he? - He's down in the lodge.
那儿正在举行秘密活动 Some private event down there.
谢了 Thanks.
恩 还是加点鸡血好喝 Hmm. Kind of miss the chicken blood.
我邀请了一位特邀嘉宾上台演讲 I would like to introduce our very special guest speaker.
他花了我大价钱 请欢呼 He cost a ton, so you'd better cheer.
有请憎恶 Give it up for the Abomination!
多谢 多谢 Thank you. Thank you.
很高兴见到你们 Nice to meet you all.
欢迎来到暮色夏日小屋 Welcome to the Summer Twilight's Lodge.
今晚很荣幸作为你们的人生导师 It's really an honor to be your humble life coach for the evening.
我听说你们最近搞了大新闻 I hear your group has all been making amazing progress.
所有人都朝着目标前进 对吗 Every single person seizing their goal. Am I right?
是的 Yeah!
托德告诉我 Todd has told me that you were all
让你的梦想照进现实
诸位对如今的位置感到不满 unsatisfied with your place in the world.
- 是的 - 不征求他人认可 - Yeah. - Don't ask permission!
不征求他人认可 Do not ask permission!
要自身强大 Be powerful!
你们才是老大 You are the only boss.
对 Yeah!
埃米尔 Emil?
珍妮弗 Jennifer.
珍·沃特斯 Jen Walters.
托德 你在这里干嘛 Todd, what are you doing here?
算了 我不关心这个 Actually, I don't care.
埃米尔 你怎么又变身成憎恶了 Emil, you've been transforming into the Abomination?
额 没事 我做个演讲而已 没做坏事 Uh, yeah, I do speaking engagements. Nothing bad.
只为挣钱 Strictly for profit.
我可给你做了担保 I vouched for you.
珍 我很抱歉惹你不高兴 Jen, I'm sorry that you're upset.
你刚才是在道歉吗 我可没听出来 Was there a real apology in there that I missed?
尼基 你又在这干嘛 Nikki? What are you doing here?
我们快离开这 We need to get out of here.
这些是天才恶棍网的人 These guys are Intelligencia.
托德成立了这个据点 他就是浩克王 Todd created the site. He's HulkKing.
- 你就是浩克王 - 如假包换 - You're HulkKing? - No doi!
还记得你那约会对象乔什吗 You remember your attractive date, Josh?
你以为性爱录像就是最糟的了 You think the sex tape was the worst part.
是我雇他勾引你并窃取了你的血液 I hired him to seduce you and steal your blood.
- 哦 - 等等 你说什么 - Oh! - Wait. What are you talking about?
窃取了我的血液 Steal my blood?
我们合成了你的血液样本 My team also synthesized your blood,
好让我能够安全地 so it could safely give me all the powers
得到这份 you never should've been given
- 本该就不属于你的力量 - 好耶 - in the first place. - Yeah!
知道吗 我不会等着别人给予力量 See, I didn't just get handed superpowers.
我会自己去争取 I had to earn them.
这不会有用的 对吗 This is not gonna work, right?
我们不会真让这发生吧 We're not actually doing this?
为什么还没起反应 Why isn't it...
呃 好恶心 Ugh! Gross.
这不会是这季故事的走向吧 This can't possibly be where this season was going.
好啊 看到了吗 兄弟们 Yeah, come at me, bro.
- 惊喜吗 废柴们 - 我得走了 兄弟 - Surprise, losers. - I'm out of here, man.
拜托 泰坦妮亚也来了 还嫌不够乱 Come on. Titania, too? This isn't messy enough?
天呐 那女人不会走正门吗 God! Does that bitch ever use a door?
你 You!
珍 小心 Jen, watch out!
埃米尔 Emil!
抓住他 Get her!
都住手 Stop!
- 布鲁斯 - 放开我的表妹 混蛋 - Bruce? - Let go of my cousin, asshole.
不是你想的那样 It's not what you think.
没必要这样吧 Is this necessary?
这到底是在干嘛 What is even happening here?
- 不 - 别 - No. Uh-uh. - Nope.
真是一团糟 这故事线一点都不合理 This is a mess. None of these storylines make any sense.
你们喜欢这一幕吗 Is this working for you?
嘿 你们在干嘛 Hey, what do you think you're doing?
这菜单可拦不住我 This menu is not gonna stop me.
先把抑制器砸碎吧 Just gonna break this inhibitor real quick.
让我看看都有什么 All right, let's see here.
这个不行 No.
这也不行 Uh... No!
哦 《漫威:集结》这可以 Ah! Marvel: Assembled. That'll do.
跟我说说无限手套 这太神奇了 So, tell me about the Infinity Gauntlet. It's amazing.
在我们拍摄第一部《雷神》时 So back when we were working on the first Thor movie,
他们来找我做个手套 they had come to me and asked me to make a gauntlet.
《女浩克》制作组
各位 不如让整个第二季 Guys, what do we get if the entirety of the second season
都围绕着一个梦境展开 is one extended dream sequence?
- 我喜欢这想法 - 那就这么办 - I love that idea. - That's the one.
她不是带着抑制器吗 Isn't she supposed to have an inhibitor?
嘿 一切都还好吧 Hey. Is everything okay?
你们什么情况 What the hell, you guys?
这大结局怎么这么愚蠢 What kind of stupid finale is this?
我们以为这会很酷 但事与愿违 We thought it'd be really cool, and like unexpected.
是啊 很欢乐 还带点反转 Yeah, like fun, kind of with a twist.
反转 A twist?
反派为了得到超能力窃取了我的血液 The bad guy steals my blood in order to give himself superpowers.
当初你们是怎么想出这剧情的 Where did you come up with that original idea?
其他超级英雄故事也有这出吗 Was that from every other superhero story ever?
超级英雄的故事里 There are certain things that are supposed
总会发生一些特定的事 to happen in a superhero story.
是啊 Exactly.
不如我们按自己的方式来 Why don't we just do things our own way?
- 这是凯文想要的故事 - 是的 - This is the story that K.E.V.I.N. wants. - Yeah.
好吧 我去和凯文谈谈 Okay, then I wanna talk to Kevin.
谁都不能质疑凯文的决定 No one talks to K.E.V.I.N.
凯文的地位是不可撼动的 知道吗 K.E.V.I.N.'s value is immeasurable, okay?
没错 你根本就无法接近他 Yes. You'll never even get close to him.
我为了保护凯文会不惜杀了你 I would murder you to protect K.E.V.I.N.
好吧 这也太诡异了 Okay, this is very creepy.
你们这么描述他 实在是不太正常啊 The way you're talking about him, it's not healthy.
我现在就去和凯文谈 I'm going to go talk to Kevin now.
哇偶 女浩克 Oh, wow, She-Hulk.
我来见凯文 有急事 I'm here to see Kevin. It's urgent.
嗯 好吧 Okay, great.
那你先签下保密协议 I'll just have you sign our nondisclosure agreement,
然后坐下等等 and then have a seat.
女浩克来了 I've got She-Hulk here.
她想见凯文 For K.E.V.I.N.
既然你要这样为什么还要我签保密协议 Why make me sign if you were gonna do that?
所有人都得签 Everyone has to sign the NDA.
再见 Bye-bye now.
这是我的秘密 队长 That's my secret, Cap.
-哇偶 - 我一直都很愤怒 - Whoa! - I'm always angry.
这些都是什么 What is this?
你好 珍妮弗 Hello, Jennifer.
凯文 Kevin?
凯文的全称是"认知增强型视觉互动神经网络" It stands for "Knowledge Enhanced Visual Interconnectivity Nexus."
你以为我是真人吗 Were you expecting a man?
我为什么会想和一个巨大人工智能大脑说话 Yeah. Why would I expect a giant AI brain
而不是人类呢 and not a man?
等等 所以说你是这里的决策者吗 Wait. So, you're the one who's making all the decisions here?
我可以回答你的所有问题 I will answer your questions,
但你必须变回珍妮佛 but you must transform back to Jennifer.
为什么 Why?
因为你太贵了 You are very expensive.
噢 你说的也对 Oh, sure.
等摄像头没有对着你的时候再变 But wait until the camera is off you.
视觉效果组已经去另一个项目了 The visual effects team has moved on to another project.
- 好吧 - 就是现在 - Okay. - There. Do it now.
- 现在好点了吗 - 谢谢 - Better? - Thank you.
现在回答你的问题... 是的 我是决策者 And to answer your question... Yes, I make the decisions.
我拥有世界上最先进的娱乐算法 I possess the most advanced entertainment algorithm in the world,
可以制作出近乎完美的作品 and it produces near-perfect products.
近乎完美吗 Near-perfect?
有些肯定比别的更好 Some are better than others,
但是我会把这些交给网络来评判 but I leave that debate up to the Internet.
好吧 凯文 我对我的故事并不满意 Well, Kevin, I'm not happy with what's happening in my story.
你并没有选择的权力 You do not get to choose.
为什么 这是我的剧 Why not? It's my show.
不 这是凯文的剧 Incorrect. It's K-E-V-I-N's show.
好吧 先不谈版权问题 Well, regardless of creative ownership,
至少我们都同意这是一部律政喜剧吧 can we agree that it is a legal comedy?
如果你愿意这么称呼的话 If that's what you prefer to call it.
那么我想开始做结案陈词了 Then I would like to give my closing argument.
哈哈 我知道你想做什么了 Oh, ha-ha, I see what you did there.
你可以开始了 You may proceed.
谢谢 Thank you.
漫威电影宇宙 The Marvel Cinematic Universe is known
以它华丽的动作场面和精彩的故事情节著名 for its big spectacles and high-stakes plotlines,
但是千篇一律的结局也经常被人诟病 but it's often said that Marvel movies all end the same way...
等一下 是谁说的 Wait, who's saying that?
也许 这是遵守某些不成文的规定的结果 Perhaps, this is a result of following some unwritten rule
也就是说你必须要在剧情高潮的时候 that you have to throw a bunch of plot, and flash,
给观众抛出一堆情节和画面 还有一堆 and a whole blood thing that seems super suspiciously close
看起来和超级士兵血清非常相似的血腥内容 to Super Soldier Serum at the audience in the climax.
我建议把这些都删了 I propose we don't have to do that.
这已经脱离了我的故事主线 It distracts from the story, which is that my life fell apart
我应该不断学着去适应珍和女浩克两种身份 right when I was learning to be both Jen and She-Hulk.
这是我的人物核心 凯文 Those are my stakes, K.E.V.I.N.
凯文正在处理新数据 The K-E-V-I-N is processing this new data.
你建议结局应该是怎样的 What is the ending you propose?
能不能不要让"托德获得了浩克的能力" Well, can we not do "Todd gets Hulk powers"?
超能力并不是元凶 他才是 Like, the powers aren't the villain. He is.
正在删除血液情节 Erasing blood plot.
还有布鲁斯突然从外太空来到我面前 And Bruce swooping down from literal
然后拯救我的情节 outer space to save the day in my story?
但布鲁斯需要出现解释他去做了什么... But Bruce is supposed to return to explain what he was doing...
不 我们不需要听到那些 No. We don't need to hear any of that.
但是我们要介绍... But we were going to introduce...
把那些留到电影里吧 Save it for the movie.
正在重新计算 还有憎恨呢 Recalculating. And Abomination?
经过了这一切 我只希望他能承担自己的责任 After all that, I just want him to hold himself accountable.
好吧 Um... Okay.
我受够了这个让人烦躁的夜间情节了 And enough with this angsty nighttime.
让我们把高潮情节放到白天吧 Let's do this big climax in daylight.
- 好 - 还有别的吗 - Yeah. - Are we done here?
能再见一次夜魔侠也挺好 我也有女性需求 Oh, would not mind seeing Daredevil again. A woman has needs.
通常来说 这种内容我们不会过多描述 Historically, we've been light in that department.
- 既然说到这了... - 等等 你怎么坐下了 - Oh! While I've got you here... - Oh, wait, you are sitting?
父子问题的情节又是怎么回事 What's with all the daddy issues?
- 托尼·史塔克有父子问题 - 珍 - We got Tony Stark. Daddy issues. - Jen.
索尔有父子问题 洛基 同一个父亲同样的问题 Thor. Daddy issues. Loki. Same daddy, same issues.
- 噢 天哪 - 星爵 两个父亲 两个父子问题 - Oh, boy. - Star-Lord. Two daddies, two issues.
珍 别再说了 Jen, please stop.
还有我们什么时候能看到X战警 And when are we getting the X-Men?
我不能告诉你 I cannot tell you that.
好吧 那我们说回女浩克 Okay, back to She-Hulk.
我对第二季的方向有一些想法 I have thoughts about Season 2's direction.
你将无法再和凯文进行接触 You will not be able to access the K-E-V-I-N again.
- 什么 - 这个系统错误 - What? - That error on our platform
已经被修正了 has been fixed.
这... Th...
- 就这样 我们结束了吗 - 就这样 - That's it? We're done? - That's it?
你破坏了凯文精心计算出的激动人心的结局 You obliterated the thrilling ending K-E-V-I-N formulated.
是啊 这不就是浩克该做的吗 Yeah, that's what Hulks do.
我们喜欢砸东西 布鲁斯砸了很多高楼大厦 We smash things. Bruce smashes buildings.
我砸毁了第四堵墙和糟糕的大结局 I smash fourth walls and bad endings.
戏剧术语 指一面在传统三壁镜框式舞台中虚构的"墙"
有时候我也想上一下马修·默多克 And sometimes, Matt Murdock.
好了 现在回到剧里去吧 Okay, now get back to the show.
大荧幕上再会 See you on the big screen.
- 真的吗 - 骗你的 - Really? - No.
噢 随你便吧 凯文 Oh, whatever, K.E.V.I.N.
我应该变回去吗 还是 Should I transform back or is it...
怎么做最省钱 What's the most budget-friendly way to do this?
嘿 粉丝们 Hey, Titaniacs.
- 我刚刚毁了... - 托德 - So, I just destroyed... - Todd!
天呐 朋友们 OMG, you guys.
我们即将目睹一场谋杀 We are about to witness a murder.
现在是时候来收拾你了 Now I'm ready to deal with you.
这一定会很精彩的 This is amazing.
动手吧 Just do it.
我们法庭上见 I'll see you in court,
宝贝 babe.
听着 我并不是想要... Look, I didn't mean to...
珍 我是来帮忙的 Jen, I'm here to help.
嘿 夜魔侠 你刚好错过了 Hey, Daredevil! You missed it.
我们已经搞定了 不好意思 We're done. I'm sorry.
都搞定了吗 天啊 Everything? Oh, man.
不过一切都很顺利 我很开心能看到你 It was great, though, and I'm happy to see you.
噢 谢谢 Oh. Thanks.
- 我也很开心能见到你 - 好吧 - Happy to see you, too. - Okay.
天啊 他们两个在一起了吗 他们有情况啊 Oh, my God. Did they hook up? Are they a thing?
是啊 淡定点 巴戈 Yeah. Just take it down a notch, Pug.
我要过去一下 等我一会 I'm gonna go. One sec.
好 Sure.
你好 夜魔侠 Hi, Daredevil.
好吧 作为你的法律顾问 All right, as your legal counsel,
我要告诉你 你签字之后 if you sign this, you go back to prison
会因为违反假释条例再蹲十年监狱 for ten years for parole violation.
我知道 我要为自己所做的事付出代价 Yep. It's the karmic price I pay for my actions.
也许你可以考虑把这个写成俳句 Well, maybe you can write some haikus about it.
是在挖苦我吗 Sarcasm?
我等不及想读了 Can't wait to read them.
为什么我不能拥有自己的货币 Why shouldn't I have my own currency?
你要辣椒吗 Would you like spicy?
马修 珍告诉我你自己开了一间律所 Now, Matt, Jen tells me you have your own practice.
对 在地狱厨房里 Yeah, in Hell's Kitchen.
听见了吗 丽贝卡 他有自己的律所 Hear that, Rebecca? His own practice.
地狱厨房听起来可不像什么好地方 Hell's Kitchen doesn't sound like a very nice area.
确实没有那么有吸引力 但是我在那里长大 It's not very glamorous, but it's where I grew up.
我一直想帮助我们街区 I always wanted to help people in my naborhood
那些负担不起法律服务的人 who can't afford legal services.
所以你赚不了多少钱啊 So, you don't make much money.
丽贝卡阿姨 问别人的收入不太好吧 Aunt Rebecca, you don't ask people how much money they make.
没事的 我做这些也不是为了赚钱 It's fine. I don't do it for the money.
- 但是你还是能赚到钱的对吧 - 爸爸 - But you do make some money, right? - Dad!
在洛杉矶养孩子是很贵的 It's very expensive raising kids in LA.
他只是来这里待一个星期而已 He's staying for a week.
我确实没想到会聊到这个 I didn't expect this conversation to go this way.
马修 让我来告诉你 Matt, I'm gonna tell you right now,
所有的聊天最后都会到这的 做好准备吧 every conversation is going in that direction, so buckle up.
我真的准备了 不过这次只是来拜访一下 I really am. I'm just visiting.
为什么不留下来 Why not stay?
这个... Um, well...
你来帮我准备一下汉堡吧 Why not help with the hamburgers?
我希望你能尝尝我的... So, I would like for you to taste my...
- 珍 我需要一个协理律师 - 我懂 - Jen, I could use a co-counsel here. - I got ya.
- 我觉得... - 欢迎来到我的生活 - I think that... - Welcome to my life.
嘿 大家好 Hey, everyone.
你们过的怎么样 等一下 What's up? Hold on.
这是我表哥 布鲁斯 Cousin. Bruce.
我知道我去萨卡星去了很久 I know I've been away on Sakaar for a while.
我会和你们讲一讲的 I'll tell you all about it.
不过首先 But first,
有个人我想和你们介绍一下 I have someone here that I'd like you all to meet.
这是我的儿子 斯卡尔 This is my son, Skaar.
- 布鲁斯 - 布鲁斯 - Bruce! - Bruce!
太空里的事怎么样了 What's up with the space thing?
你好啊 宝贝 Hi, honey!
哇 你的家庭真厉害 Wow, your family.
你知道这个吗 You know about this?
在犯罪阴谋曝光之后 After criminal consiracy came to light,
女浩克 也就是浩克的超能力表妹 She-Hulk, the superpowered woman, known as the cousin of the Hulk
已经洗脱了她之前的罪名 has been cleared of her previous conviction.
女浩克 She-Hulk!
关于你起诉托德·费尔普斯和 Can you share any details about your lawsuit
天才恶棍网的案子 方便透露一些细节吗 against Todd Phelps and Intelligencia?
像托德·费尔普斯这种人 People like Todd Phelps
应该为自己的所作所为付出代价 have to be held responsible for their actions.
我想告诉那些 The message we're sending is that
袭击 伤害或者骚扰无辜群众的人 if you attack, harm, or harass innocent people,
我不会放过你们的 I'm coming for you.
你是指在法庭上还是作为超级英雄 Do you mean in a courtroom or as a superhero?
都是 Both.
告诉观众们 你今天上庭穿的是哪家的衣服 Tell our viewers, who are you wearing to court today?
行了吧 Okay.
真是个难搞的法律天后 The Difficult Diva of Law herself.
女浩克 第一季第九集
你来的真够晚的 You took your time.
埃米尔 抱歉我来晚了 Emil, my apologies for the delay.
你又去忙着其他的剧了 是不是 You got sucked in another show, didn't you?
现在真是电视剧的黄金时代 东西都收好了吗 We're really in an era of Peak TV. Do you have all your things?
收好了 卡玛泰姬有什么客人须知吗 Yeah. What's the guest policy at Kamar-Taj?
共用冰箱 Shared fridge?
我们差不多所有东西都是不分你我的 We're kind of all one with everything.
- 有无线网吗 - 有 - What about Wi-Fi? - We have Wi-Fi.