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校对 小酸奶
时间轴 西查 无关风粤
后期 8T
总监 小酸奶
马丁 朱利斯等六人的群聊 泰德 你们是一个人吗 是的
理查德 嗯 利伯蒂 是 怎么了
皮特 啊哦
泰德 要是我告诉你们一个秘密 你们能保证不要外传吗
当然了 泰德 一贯如此
理查德 洗耳恭听
泰德 还没别人看过 我需要你们的意见 保证不要评判我
米兰达 不管怎么样我们都爱你
泰德 好吧 是这样...
天呐 泰德
朱利斯 亿万富翁 慈善家 八岁
理查德 说到这...有人看到那该死的猪头上司干了什么吗
利伯蒂 看到了 今天算是完了
皮特 烦死了
至少马上可以狩猎了 没什么比去庄园杀十几个可怜人更开心的事了
米兰达 我们说好不会在短信里说起庄园的
泰德 庄园万岁
利伯帝 删除记录
狩猎
打扰一下 Excuse me.
先生 Sir?
需要零食吗 Can I get you a snack?
什么 What?
不好意思 先生 我不是有意打扰的 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to interrupt.
我只是想问问你是否需要零食 I just wanted to see if you'd like a snack.
开玩笑的 I'm just kidding.
好吧 Okay.
-有些什么 -我们有上等的鱼子酱 - What's up? - We have some fantastic caviar.
来自奥斯特拉鲟鱼 很新鲜... It's osetra, fresh from...
你吃过鱼子酱吗 You ever had caviar?
-没有 先生 -很美味 确实如此 - No, sir. - It's delicious. It is, yeah.
但我昨晚吃过了 But I had some last night.
知道吗 其实我现在 You know what? I'm actually in the mood
更想吃一些偏地中海风味的东西 for something a little bit more Mediterranean.
你这有烤蔬菜 Do you have, like, a grilled vegetable thing
配无花果 甚至是... with some figs or even, like, um,
配上一些小鱼吗 uh, like, any kind of small fish?
抱歉 先生 这里没有... I'm sorry, sir. We don't...
这里没有厨房 没有全套的厨房 we don't have a kitchen, full kitchen here.
该死 Well, fuck.
那来一杯香槟如何 How about a glass of champagne?
-正中我意 -好 - Boom. - Great.
完美 Perfect.
-是白雪香槟吗 -什么 - Hey, is that the Heidsieck? - I'm sorry?
一艘德国潜艇击沉了一艘开往沙皇尼古拉二世的船 A German sub sank a ship on the way to Tsar Nicholas II.
几年后 他们找到了船的残骸 Couple years back, they found the wreck
还有一箱1907年的白雪香槟 and a case of the 1907 Heidsieck.
他们派了一个小机器人潜入海底打捞船体 They sent a little robot down there to bring it back up.
雅典娜以每瓶二十五万的价格买了三瓶 Athena bought three bottles at 250K per.
根本没人知道那酒的味道 And no one even knows what the stuff tastes like.
这里只有普通的香槟 It's just plain ol' champagne.
-你喜欢为雅典娜工作吗 -喜欢 她... - You like working for Athena? - Yes, she's...
人很好 sweet.
她人很好 别让她听见了 She's sweet? Don't let her hear you say that.
-你在干什么 -怎么回事 - What are you doing? - What is happening here?
-搞什么... -该死 操 - What the... - Oh, fuck! Sh... Ah, shit.
-怎么回事 -发生什么了 - What's going on? - What is happening?
有一个醒了 One of them's fucking awake, man.
-好吧 -恶心 - Okay. - Gross.
怎么... 泰德 What... Ted!
好吧 冷静 Okay, uh, calm down.
一切正常 没事 Everything's okay. Everything's fine.
没事的 Hey, it's all right.
你能去拿几条毛巾来吗 Would you et-get some towels?
对 去拿毛巾 Yeah, get towels.
-好了 不 没事了 -天呐 - Okay, uh, no, it's okay. - Jesus.
没事了 不 不 不 没事了 It's all right. No, no, no, it's all right.
没事了 我是名医生 It's okay. I'm a doctor.
-泰德 来帮忙 -太好了 - Ted, Ted, come on, man. - Oh, great. Fantastic.
-你能把毛巾铺在这边吗 -靠 - If you could just lay those towelson the floor right there. - Fuck.
他叫什么名字来着 Uh, now, what's his... what's his... what's his name?
他叫... 应该是斯奎拉吧 His na... Uh, Squealer, I think? I...
兰迪 Randy.
兰迪吗 太好了 R-Randy? Oh, that's great.
现在我需要你... Now, I just need you... We're just gonna...
你只用躺在地上 We're just gonna go down to the floor.
跪下 对了 好 好 Just kneel down. There you go. There. Good, good.
我需要你躺在这些毛巾上 Now, I need you to lie back down on those towels.
对了 对了 There you go. There you go.
可以借用下你的笔吗 May I use your pen?
-笔 好 -谢谢 - Pen. Yes. - Thanks.
好了 兰迪 Okay, Randy.
我现在要让你继续睡觉了 I'm gonna put you back to sleep now.
什么 What?
因为你醒得早了点 Because you woke up before you were supposed to.
靠 Fuck!
你在流血 Hey, you're bleeding.
泰德 搞什么呢 Ted, what the fuck, man?
他醒了 He woke up.
我们不能让你把这事讲出去 对吗 兰迪 And we can't have you talking about this, now, can we, Randy?
还没开始呢 It hasn't even started yet, man.
-天呐 -搞什么呢 - Geez. - What the fuck?
你们都只傻站着吗 You guys just gonna stand there?
天呐 Oh, my God.
冷静 Chill.
你得冷静下 You need to just-just take it easy.
好了 好了 All right, all right.
该死 Shit. Shit.
-天呐 -真恶心 - Oh, my God! - Oh, that's gross.
-抓住他 -不 住手 - Grab him! - No! Stop!
好了 好了 好了 All right, all right, all right.
等下 等下 我操 Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Motherfucker.
-没事了 好了 好了 -不 - It's okay, now. All right, all right. - Oh, no!
-把他和其余人放在一起 -不好吧 - Put him in the back with the rest. - This isn't right.
他都还不知道 I mean, he doesn't even know.
都还没开始呢 I mean, it hasn't even started yet.
天呐 God.
别多愁善感了 同志 No sentimentality, comrade.
战争就是战争 War is war.
谢了 Thanks.
你能帮我 Would you... would you grab me
拿杯水或什么来吗 a little seltzer water or something?
该死的乡巴佬 Fucking redneck.
救命 H-Help.
天呐 Oh, God.
听得见吗 Hello!
这是搞什么 What the hell is this?
什么 What?
不 不 不 No! No, no, no.
不 是陷阱 No. It's a trap.
陷阱 Trap.
天呐 Oh, my God!
什么鬼 What the fuck?
那是什么 What's that?
谢谢 Thank you.
抱歉 Sorry.
好了 All right.
这样应该会有帮助吧 This ought to help, huh?
嗯 Yeah.
好了 解开了 All right, there you go.
好了 大伙 我有钥匙 All right, hey, guys, I got keys.
我有钥匙 来 来 来 I got keys. Here, here, here.
来 转过来 Here. Turn around.
转过来 让我帮你开锁 Turn around. Let me help get you unlocked.
发生什么了 这是在干什么 What is happening? Wh-Wh-What is all of this?
要是知道就好了 Yeah, fuck if I know. Here.
我不会用这个 Oh, I can't use that.
你会这样吗 Can you do this?
-会 -那你就会扣扳机 - Yeah. - You can squeeze a trigger, then.
拿着 Take it.
这是什么 这到底怎么回事 What is this? What the fuck is this, man?
我们拿枪干什么 What do we need guns for?
我们要离开这 We'll get out of here.
TEC-9冲锋枪 卢 Tec-9, Lou.
我教你 Let me show you.
这是保险栓 Safety.
按一下 就可以开始狂欢了 懂吗 Give it a flick, you're ready to party, okay?
谢谢 Thanks.
不客气 You're welcome.
-什么声音 -我觉得是步枪 - What was that? - I think that was a rifle.
大家都蹲下 Everybody get the fuck down!
-快跑 -跑 跑 跑 - Move! - Go! Go! Go!
差点就打中我了 That almost hit me.
我的天呐 Jesus Ch-Christ.
那边 Over there.
这是什么啊 What the fuck?
我们走 Come on, let's go.
快跑 Move!
救命 Help!
-我摔倒了 -没事的 没事的 - I fell. - It's okay. It's okay.
我摔倒了 I fell.
明天是我生日 It's my birthday tomorrow.
-什么 -我要吃下整整一个派 - What? - I'm gonna eat a whole pie.
天呐 Oh, God.
来 手给我 起来 Come on, reach for me. Come on.
来 第三声说"生日快乐" 好吗 Come on. "Happy birthday" on three, okay?
一 二 生日快乐 One, two, happy birthday!
加油 好了 干得漂亮 Go. Here we go. Good job.
干得漂亮 准备好了吗 Good job. Ready?
好了 我们离开这 加油 All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Come on.
我操 Holy fuck.
我的老天爷 Fucking Jesus Christ.
打死我 Shoot me.
不 不 不 我不会朝你开枪的 No, no, no, I'm not gonna shoot you.
不 不 等下 不 不 不 No. No, wait. No, no, no!
放手 你这个软蛋 Let go, you fucking snowflake!
别开枪 别... Don't do it! Don't...
我的个老天爷 Jesus fucking Christ.
好吧 Okay.
操 Fuck.
别开枪 混蛋 Don't shoot, asshole.
我跟你是一起的 I'm on your side.
他们跟我们也是一起的吗 They with us, too?
是的 Yeah.
-有路就有文明 -什么 - Road means civilization. - What?
文明是我们的朋友 Civilization's our fucking friend.
你们好 Hey, folks.
现在怎么办 卡其裤男 What's the plan, khaki man?
-正在想办法 -抱歉 - Trying to figure it out. - Sorry.
看上去我们得翻过这玩意 Looks like we're gonna have to climb this bitch.
你知道这是怎么回事吧 You know what this is, right?
-该死的庄园之门 -那原来是真的 - Goddamn Manorgate. - That shit's real?
我觉得很有可能 Seems pretty fucking real to me.
好吧 快动 爬爬爬 Yeah, right, come on. Up, up, up.
-我上去了 -该死 - I'm going. - Fuck.
什么 What?
-那是什么 -快点 - What the fuck was that? - Hurry.
-操 那是支箭 伙计 -靠 - Oh, shit, that's fucking arrows, dude. - Fuck.
快点 Hurry up.
我帮你 我帮你 I got you. I got you.
-我的天呐 -不 不 不 继续爬 - Jesus fucking Christ. - No, no, no, keep climbing.
我会帮你的 快 I'm gonna help you. Come on.
不 继续爬 No! Keep climbing.
继续爬 加油 不 不 不 Keep climbing. Come on, no, no, no.
往上爬 往上爬 Up, up. Go up.
这都是些什么事 What is this Avatarshit?
该走了 We should go.
-去他的 -跑 - Fuck it. - Run!
怎么没炸 Why isn't it working?
等下 你拉保险栓了吗 Wait. Did you pull the pin?
该死 Shit.
-什么声音 -又一个伙伴被炸飞的声音 - What was that? - That's another one of us getting blown the fuck up.
-操 -我们得找个地方躲起来 - Fuck. - We got to find shelter.
快跑 Come on!
收银机里有大约两百块 There's about $200 in the cash register.
都归你们 It's all yours.
过来帮把手 来 Give me a hand here. Come on.
好了 停 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop.
我们在哪 Where are we?
什么 What?
听着 孩子 我们不想惹麻烦 Look, son, we don't want no trouble.
-把钱都拿去 -我不要你的钱 - Just take the money. - I don't want your damn money.
我们在哪 Where the fuck are we?
三十一号路 就在伊莱恩外 Well, Route 31, right outside of Elaine.
伊莱恩 在哪 Elaine, where?
哪个州 Which state?
阿肯色 Arkansas.
什么 What?
我们在阿肯色州 We're in Arkansas?
怎么... 天呐 Wha... Man, Jesus.
该死的阿肯色 Fucking Arkansas.
-你有电话吗 -求你了 - You got a phone? - Please.
我们有孩子 还有孙子 We have children. We have grandchildren.
你有孙子啊 能看看他们的照片吗 Oh, you have grandchildren? Can I see a picture of them?
开玩笑的 关我屁事 把电话给我 I'm just kidding. I give a fuck. Give me the phone.
孩子 不管发生了什么状况... Son, whatever's going on here...
状况就是我们在被猎杀 What's going on is we're getting goddamn hunted.
但你们都有枪 But y'all have guns.
用来保护自己的 Yeah, to defend ourselves.
-喂 -911 你有什么紧急情况 - Hello? - What's your emergency?
有 有 有 这里正进行一场杀人大狂欢 Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's been a killing spree.
-你们得马上过来 -你能重复一遍吗 先生 - You gotta come here right now. - Can you repeat that, sir?
森林里在举行杀人狂欢 一场大屠杀 There's been a murder spree in the woods, a fucking massacre.
是庄园之门 It-it-it's Manorgate!
抱歉 先生 I'm sorry, sir.
我听不懂你的意思 I'm having trouble understanding you.
庄园之门 Manorgate.
自己上网查 Just fucking google it!
我现在不能上网查 I can't google it right now.
-听我说 好吗 -我们不能这样做 - Listen to me, okay? - We can't do that.
我们醒来时 嘴里被塞着东西 We woke up with these gags in our mouth,
上面还上着锁 and they had these... these locks on 'em and...
先生 请告诉我事发地点 Sir, I need the address of your emergency.
你要的是我在纽约斯塔顿岛的地址吗 Do you want my address in Staten Island, New York,
我就是下班后去了一间酒吧 where I went to a bar after work
结果被人下了药所以什么都不记得 and I don't remember anything because they drugged me,
他们把我们都下药了 they drugged all of us?
你们是从哪被弄到这来的 Where'd they get you from?
怀俄明州 Wyoming.
奥兰多 Orlando.
操 Fuck.
好了 听我说 All right, listen to me.
他们从各地把我们掳来 They grabbed us from all over,
把我们带到这杀掉 and they brought us here to kill us,
现在他们还在追杀我们 and they're still trying to kill us.
他们正朝着条路上来 And they're coming down the fucking road,
随时都会找到我们 and they're gonna be here any fucking second.
好吧 你现在在什么地方 先生 Okay. What is your current location, sir?
我在一个加油站 I-I am at a gas station!
你就不能追踪这个电话吗 Could you please just trace the call?
当然可以 这个主意不错 Of course. That's a... that's a great idea.
我们会追踪你的位置的 先生 We'll trace you, sir.
请耐心等待 Sit tight.
-好吧 -救援马上到 - Okay. - Help's on the way.
好 Good.
他们怎么说 哥们 Wh-What'd they say, dude?
他们说他们马上到 They said they're coming.
谢天谢地 Thank Christ.
-给我一个 -自己拿 - Hey, let me get one of them. - Get your own.
孩子 你能把枪放下吗 Son, would you mind putting your gun away?
你看起来有点激动 You seem a little worked up,
小心别擦枪走火 and you don't want it to go off by accident.
不会走火的 我有七把枪 It's not gonna go off on accident. I own seven guns.
-为什么 -什么 - Why? - What?
为什么你有七把枪 Wh-Wh-Why do you own seven guns?
-"坚守立场" -因为这是我的宪法权利 - "Stand your ground." - Because it's my constitutional right
在有人拿枪指着我的时候 to protect myself if I should ever
保护自己 happen to be getting fucking shot at,
正如现在这样 which is exactly what's happening right now.
可以吗 Is that okay?
这么说 那些朝你开枪的人 So, those people that are shooting at you,
他们也只是在行使同样的权利吗 they're just exercising the very same right?
你在说什么呢 What the fuck are you talking about?
"反抗以后还有糖吃吗" "Will there be sugar after the Rebellion?"
取自《动物农场》 英国作家乔治·奥威尔
她没事吧 Is she okay?
当然 她没事 Oh, sure, she's fine.
你呢 How are you?
怎么回事 What the fuck?
-你没事吧 -怎么了 - Hey, you okay? - What's wrong?
拿点水来 Get some water, dude!
-她怎么了 -我不知道... What's wrong with her? - I don't... I don't...
她怎么了 What happened to her?
该死 不 不 不 Oh, damn. No, no, no, no, no.
-操 -坐起来 快 - Fuck. - Come on. Sit up. Come on.
拿点水来 Get some water, dude.
我觉得她中毒了 I think she's dianetic.
天呐 Oh, sh... Oh, my God.
别搞得太乱 Don't make a mess.
什么 What?
我可不会收拾他的惨剧 I'm not cleaning him up.
你们会下地狱的 You're going to hell.
我不信地狱 I don't believe in hell.
正如你在帖子上高谈阔论的那样 As you so eloquently posted,
我是个"无神论精英" I'm a "godless elite."
我要说一句 混蛋 For the record, asshole,
气候改变 是真的 climate change, it is real.
打开排风扇 亲爱的 Hit the vent, honey.
我去拿个拖把 I'll get a mop.
抱歉 Sorry.
不好意思又撞到了 Oh, sorry again.
怎么了 What?
没事 Nothing.
别瞒我了 亲爱的 Oh, come on, honey.
告诉我 怎么了 Tell me, what's wrong?
他戴着结婚戒指 He's wearing a wedding ring.
他是个坏人 He's a monster.
亲爱的 他可能辱骂了黑人 Honey, he probably uses the "N" word.
甚至都不是私下里 他可能在推特上骂了黑人 And not even in private. He probably uses it on Twitter.
那些人在这个混蛋的祖先手下 Those people suffered 400 years of bondage
受了四百年之长的奴役之苦 at the hands of that piece of shit's ancestors.
"那些人" "Those people"?
抱歉 是黑人 Sorry. Black people.
非裔美国人 African Americans.
亲爱的 这是基本权利 朱利斯 Honey, it's... Privilege, Julius.
现在再叫他们"黑人"完全没问题 It's perfectly fine to call them "black" again.
谁说的 According to who?
国家公共电台 NPR.
那里面基本上都是 Which consists almost exclusively of...
白人 White people.
我们太不对了 We're the fucking worst.
有人在吗 Hello? Come in.
来了 We're coming.
你在吗 You there?
我们在 We're here.
我们抓到了三个 We got three of 'em.
莫莉 摩西和温珀先生 Mollie, Moses and Mr. Whymper.
是吗 太好了 利伯蒂抓到了拳击手 Yeah? Great. Liberty got Boxer.
乱箭射穿他 然后把他炸成碎片 Stuck him full of arrows and then blew him to pieces.
很残忍 话说回来 It was brutal. Anyway...
雪球现在朝你们这边来了 Snowball's headed toward you now.
可能已经走了五分钟了 She's maybe five minutes out.
你们准备好了 还是需要我们拖延下时间 You gonna be ready, or do you need us to slow her down?
-我们准备好了 -不用了 - We're good. - No need.
-我们准备好了 -好 - We're ready. - Great.
她没有武器 祝你们玩得开心 She's unarmed, so have some fun with it.
收到 Roger that.
通话完毕 Over and out.
亲爱的 那是毒药 Honey, that's poison!
你给汽水下了药 Y-You rigged the soda?
没有 这一瓶里有四十三克糖 No. There are 43 grams of sugar in that bottle.
我的老天 米兰达 你真的吓到我了 Oh, good God, Miranda. You really scared me.
我这是关心你 I am not going to apologize for caring.
好吧 All right, then.
-继续杀人吧 -好的 - Let's get some more. - Okay.
气候改变的神话今天再次遭遇打击... The climate-change myth suffered another blow today with...
怎么了 What's going on?
好吧 她来了 Okay, here she comes.
你好 Hey there.
有什么需要 Help you?
请给我一包烟 Get a pack of lights, please.
马上来 Coming right up.
想给车加油吗 You want to fill 'er up?
我没有车 I don't have a car.
你走来的 Y-You walked over.
你没事吧 Everything okay?
我的钱包丢了 I lost my wallet.
这是紧急情况时用的 It's for, um, emergencies.
需要火柴吗 You want some matches with that?
好 Yeah.
都湿透了 All sweaty.
这是什么州 What state is this?
什么 Sorry?
听不懂我问什么吗 You don't understand the question?
不是 我懂 只是... Oh, no, I did. Just...
多数人知道自己在哪 Most people know where they are.
我不是多数人 Well, I ain't most people.
你就在大阿肯色州 You're in the glorious state of Arkansas.
还有什么... Is there anything else that...
不 不 求你了 不 No! No, please, no!
阿肯色州的香烟只卖六块钱 Cigarettes in Arkansas only cost six bucks.
你露馅了 贱人 You fucked up, bitch!
威灵顿杂货
阿肯色州
有人吗 Hello?
朱利斯 米兰达 Julius? Miranda!
你们在吗 Are you there?
-理查德 你收到吗 -嗯 我在 - Richard, are you on? - Yeah, uh, uh, yes.
收到 我在这 A-Affirmative, I'm here.
我是利伯蒂 我找不到奥威尔 This is Liberty. I can't find Orwell.
哪个是奥威尔 Which one's Orwell?
就是那头猪 Orwell is the pig.
你还给猪起名了 You named the fucking pig?
理查德 够了 Richard, enough.
有人看见雪球进去了吗 Did anyone see Snowball go in?
没有 我们在路上就跟丢了 Uh, no, we lost visual at the road.
你去看看吧 Why don't you go take a look?
看... 好 收到 Go take a... Yes. 10-4.
里面没看见人 I don't see anybody inside.
我应该... I-I guess I should...
我应该绕到后面去看看 I guess I should check around the back.
该死 我失去了... Shit, I-I lost the...
-发生什么事了 -我不知道 - What happened? - I don't know.
我看不见了 信号断了 I-I can't see anything. The signal went out.
关掉无线电 Turn your radio off.
什么 What?
立刻关掉无线电 Turn your fucking radio off now!
至少还有一个聪明人 At least one of you is smart.
不许动 Don't fucking move!
你把枪放下 You lower your gun.
我是友军 I'm a friendly.
我怎么知道 How do I know that?
不如你拉车门把试试 Why don't you pull that door handle?
你会被炸飞 然后你就知道了 Then you'll blow the fuck up, and then you'll know.
该死 Oh, shit.
-谢了 -你不该打下那架无人机的 - Thanks. - You should not have shot that drone.
但现在他们看不见我们了 But now they can't see us.
他们用不着看 你刚才已经暴露我们位置了 Don't need to. You just told them we're here.
你要去哪 Where you going?
我之前看到一些轨道 Saw some tracks earlier.
我要跟着走 I'm gonna follow 'em.
谁的脚印[轨道] Whose tracks?
喂 谁的脚印 Hey, whose tracks?
他们为什么不在你进来时就杀了你 Why didn't they just kill you when you came in?
不在乎 Don't care.
你想听听我的分析吗 You want to hear my theory?
不太想 Not really.
你有没有看过那篇文章 Did you read that article?
每年 一些自由派精英 Every year, these liberal elites--
就是那些管理深层政府的全球主义混蛋 you know, the globalist cucks who run the deep state--
会绑架一些我们这样的普通人 kidnap a bunch of normal folks like us
然后狩猎我们为消遣 and hunt us for fucking sport
就在佛蒙特州一间庄园之类的地方 in, like, this mansion in Vermont or something.
我转发给了50个朋友 I forwarded that to 50 friends.
我倒不是真相信啦 It-It's not like I believed it.
你相信吗 You believe it?
相信你有50个朋友吗 That you have 50 friends?
不是 其它部分 No, the rest of it.
这里不是佛蒙特州 This ain't Vermont.
是啊 Yeah.
你现在又要去哪 Where you going now?
我叫加里 I'm Gary.
闭嘴 加里 Shut the fuck up, Gary.
-你速度有多快 -什么 - How fast are you? - What?
火车拐弯时车速最慢 Train will be going slowest at the curve.
我们傻站着可上不去 We're not getting on standing still.
等等 Wait!
谢了 Thanks.
不客气 Welcome.
谁在那里 Who's there?
滚出来 不然我开枪了 Come the fuck out, or I'll shoot!
不是吧 Oh, come on.
怎么了 What?
他们不是真的 They're not real.
你知道他们是什么人吗 危机演员 You know what we have here? Crisis actors.
唯一开着门的那节车厢里 What are the chancesthe one train car
碰巧都是非法移民 那得多巧啊 with the open door is full of illegals?
你仔细看看这些家伙啊 I mean, I mean, will you look at these fucks?
你不觉得太明显了吗 A little obvious, don't you think?
你们这些混蛋是想教训我们吗 Oh, are you fucks trying to teach us a lesson?
不 Oh, no!
我好同情移民和难民哦 I feel so sorry for immigrants and refugees.
我得重新思考对移民的看法了 I'm gonna have to rethink my entire position on immigration.
不是的 加里 他们有个婴儿 No, Gary, they got a baby.
那又怎样 有危机婴儿的啊 So? There are crisis babies.
你演技可真好 默罕默德 Oh, you're good, Muhammad,
但要是你三秒内不说真话 but if you don't cut the bullshit in three seconds,
我就把你老二打断 I am gonna blow your fucking dick off.
一 One.
二 Two.
加里 快过来 蠢货 Gary. Come here, you fuck...
-把枪扔了 -什么 - Toss your gun. - What?
快扔了 不然我们别想活命 Toss it, or we're fucking dead.
先生 先生 打扰一下 Sir. Sir, excuse me.
我不知道我们现在在哪 但我是美国人 I don't know exactly where we are, but I'm an American.
美国人 American.
-美国人 -对 没错 - American? - Yeah. Yeah.
她也是 Her, too.
我给你解释一下 先生 Look, let me explain everything, sir,
我很清楚这是怎么回事 'cause I know exactly what's going on here, okay?
这些不是真的难民 These are not real refugees.
而是危机演员 These are crisis actors.
听着 我有个播客 Look, I have a podcast.
我多次揭穿过这种人 I've been exposing these people, okay?
他们会被安排到庄园之门的火车上 They were placed on the train as a part of Manorgate.
这一切都是精心设置的陷阱 引我们上钩 This has all been an elaborate trap to try to ensnare us.
他们似乎不信你 加里 I don't think they believe you, Gary.
你听见他说英语了吗 Did you hear him?
扯淡 Bullshit.
这都是鬼扯 This is... That-that's bullshit.
你们都是假扮的 You're all fake!
都是假扮的 You're all fake!
加里 你得冷静点 知道吗 Gary, you have just got to chill, okay, buddy?
其他难民不是安排好的 Now, those other refugees, they weren't part of this.
他们都是真的 我知道 因为我混进了他们之中 They're real. I know. I have been embedded with them, okay?
那些士兵也是货真价实的 And those soldiers, well, they're fucking real, too.
火车本来不该停下的 That train wasn't supposed to be stopped.
所以你给我镇定一点 So just calm the fuck down,
我们会挺过去的 知道吗 and we will get through this, all right?
还有 And you know what?
我甚至会让你们先出发 I'll even give you guys a head start
然后我才来追你们 怎么样 before I come after you. How's that sound?
好不好 You good?
说嘛 哥们 Come on, buddy.
加里 加里 不要 Gary, Gary, Gary, don't.
我不是你哥们 I am not your buddy!
再见了 混蛋[奶嘴] Sayonara, sugar tits.
不不不 不要 No, no, no, no, no, no.
操 该死 该死 Fuck. Shit, shit,
该死 该死 该死 该死 shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
该死 该死 Shit, shit, shit, shit!
该死 该死 该死 该死 Fuck. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
该死 该死 该死 该死 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
我叫迪诺 他是博扬 I'm Dino, and this Bojan.
你有证件吗 You have papers?
这是什么地方 Where are we?
你觉得呢 Where you think?
这个... Well...
我之前正在密西西比州吃饭 I was, uh, eating in Mississippi
然后被人击晕 when I got knocked out
至少晕过去18小时 for what was at least 18 hours.
所以考虑到以上几点 So, taking that kind of into account,
加上你的口音和我之前看见的一个车牌 along with your accent and a license plate I fucking saw,
我猜我应该是在... I'm guessing I'm probably in...
波斯尼亚 Bosnia.
塞尔维亚 Serbia?
克罗地亚 Croatia?
那我就是在克罗地亚了 I'm in Croa... Croatia, then.
-你怎么来到这里的 -这不重要 - How you get here? - Doesn't matter.
你得联系美国大使馆 You need to call the American embassy.
出示你的证件 Show us paper.
我没有证件 I don't have papers.
你能打电话给大使馆吗 C-Can you call the embassy?
你被人狩猎吗 You are hunted?
谁说我被狩猎 Who said I was hunted?
唐 Don.
你和唐一样被狩猎吗 You hunted like Don?
谁他妈是唐 Who the fuck is Don?
带唐过来 Bring Don.
能给我抽一根吗 Can I have one of those?
不行 No.
唐 Don.
你好 Howdy.
没错 像唐一样被狩猎 Yeah, hunted like Don.
我早说过了 混蛋 Yeah. I told you, assholes.
那些狗追我时我正往北走 Yeah, I was heading north when the dogs came after me.
老天 我还以为我死定了 Man, I thought I was fucking dead.
我本来以为是那些庄园之门的混蛋 You know, that it was those Manorgate assholes.
原来是俄罗斯人 Man, I was... I was relieved
我真的松了口气 when it was just the fucking Russians, you know.
再多点 再多点 Uh, little more, little more, pal.
还有 那个箱子是怎么回事 You know, a-and what was up with that crate?
他们为什么要先给我们武器 I mean, why-why did they give us weapons
再开始逐个解决我们 before they started picking us off?
是为了更公平吗 To make it more fair?
还有那头猪是怎么回事 And what was up with that pig?
他们不是全都是素食者吗 I thought they were all vegans.
我等不及要揭露这件事了 Well, I cannot wait to... to blow the lid off this shit.
因为我们会上《汉尼提直播秀》的 'Cause we gonna be on Hannity,you and me,
就像那两个害惨尼克松的犹太小子一样 just like them two Jew boys that fucked Nixon up.
你想告诉我你在想什么吗 亲爱的 You want to share what you're thinking, sweetie?
说吧 Come on.
你不在乎他们为何这样对待我们吗 You don't care why they're doing this to us?
他们想杀我 我不在乎为什么 Well, they're trying to kill me.I don't give a shit why.
那不是山姆大叔的侄子吗 Well, if it ain't Uncle Sam's nephew.
我们得救了 We're rescued.
所以你意思是他们在这里 So you're telling me that they built
建了一整个加油站 an entire gas station out here
就为了让你们相信这里是阿肯色州中部吗 just to convince you this was the middle of Arkansas?
多扭曲的人才会想出这种事啊 What kind of sick individual even comes up with that?
太可怕了 It's horrifying.
你说对了 小子 You fucking said it, junior.
好 我们先回大使馆 Okay, we're gonna get back to the embassy.
我会联系国务院 I'm gonna contact the State Department.
他们会给我们提供军事援助 We're gonna get military support out here.
我们会找到这些畜生的 We're gonna find these animals.
好样的 Attaboy.
他们为什么会做这种事 Why would they do something like that?
精英做任何事都出于同个原因 Same reason elites do anything--
他们认为自己高人一等 'cause they think they're better than us.
对 但为什么是你们 Yeah, but... but why you?
似乎是针对你们 不是吗 I mean, it seems so personal, right?
什么 What?
不 我意思是 我就是想问 No, no, I mean, I'm... I-I'm just asking,
为什么偏偏选中你们 why pick you of all people?
你们一定做了什么 引起了他们的注意 You must have done something to pop up on their radar somehow.
否则 为什么特别把你们当成目标 Otherwise, why target you so specifically?
-我们什么也没做 -好吧 - We didn't do shit. - Okay.
-怎么 难道你认为是我们的错吗 -不 - So, wh-what, you think this is our fucking fault? - N-no.
不是的 我不是这意思 No, no, that's not what I'm...
-不 我绝不会责怪受害者 -嗯 - No, I would never blame the victim. - Yeah.
我只是觉得肯定有某个原因 There'd have to be a reason, is all.
你能想到是什么原因吗 Can you think of anything--
任何原因 不管多小 anything at all, no matter how minor--
可能会导致某人想做这种... that might make somebody want to try something as...
天啊 天啊 天啊 Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
什么 不 What? No.
不 天啊 No! Oh, my God!
停车 停车 Stop the car! Stop the car!
不 不 No! No!
天啊 Oh, my God!
你疯了吗 女人 Are you out of your mind, woman?!
不 你为什么要这么做 No, no, no. Why did you do that?
不 你为什么这么做 Oh, no. Why did you do that?
天啊 天啊 他死了吗 Oh, God. Oh, God. Is he dead?
你有什么毛病啊 You, what is wrong with you?
你有什么毛病啊 你这人不正常 What is wrong with you? You are not right.
天啊 Oh, my God.
搞... What the...
操 Oh, fuck.
你为什么要那么做 Why did you do that? Why...
他想救我们啊 他... He was trying to save us. He was...
上帝啊 Jesus.
不 那是加里 Nope, that's Gary.
你怎么知道他在说谎 How'd you know he was lying?
因为所有人都在说谎 Because everyone is lying.
也许 Well, maybe...
也许你该等等再杀他 maybe you should've waited to kill him until...
让他先告诉我们 他们为何这么做 till he told us why they're doing this.
我很肯定他希望我们能自己告诉他 Pretty sure he wanted us to tell him.
好吧 我们刚醒来时有11个人 Right, there was 11 of us when we first woke up.
出大门后死了四个 There was four down out of the gate.
有一个人被炸死了 A guy got grenaded.
你说加油站那里有三个人 Uh, you said there were three at the gas station.
我猜和你一起跳上火车的就是这个人 And I assume this is the guy you hopped a train with.
那就只剩下你和我了 That just leaves you and me.
没错 Yeah.
那是什么 Wh-Wh-What is that?
是鬼扯先生要带我们去的地方 It's where Mr. Bullshit was taking us.
感觉有点太刻意了 This seems a little obvious, like...
就像他们故意想让我们找到似的 like maybe they wanted us to find it.
这要看他们是扮蠢的聪明人 Depends on whether they're smart pretending to be idiots,
还是扮聪明的笨蛋 or idiots pretending to be smart.
要我说 别管那些混蛋了 Well, I say fuck those fuckers, okay?
我们有车了 直接开走吧 We got us a car. Let's just fucking go.
好吗 我来开 给我钥匙 Okay? And I'm driving. Give me the key.
不 No.
"不" "No"?
不 No.
我妈以前常跟我讲一个故事 My mama used to tell me this story
关于一只兔子和一只乌龟 about the jackrabbit and the box turtle.
那只兔子是个混蛋 The jackrabbit is a real dick,
因为他总吹嘘自己 'cause he brags all the time.
说没人跑得比他快 Says nobody's faster than him.
那是真的 And, well, it's true.
因为兔子每次比赛都是赢家 'Cause every time he races, the jackrabbit always wins.
森林里所有动物都得忍受他 The whole fucking forest has to put up with his shit--
日复一日 day in, day out.
那混蛋总想参加比赛 就为了强调自己的地位 Fucker always wants to race just to rub it in some more.
于是乌龟想着 "有何不可 So the box turtle figures, "Why not?
我尽管去试试" I'll give it a try."
兔子笑着说 And the jackrabbit, like, laughs.
"好啊 会很有意思的 我们就来比一场" Like, "Okay, this'll be fun. So let-let's fucking go."
比赛开始 兔子瞬间冲出去 不见兔影 So bang! Jackrabbit leaves the box turtle in his fucking dust.
他把乌龟远远甩在后面 I mean, he is way out in front.
这是当然了 因为兔子永远是赢家 Of course he is, 'cause jackrabbit always wins.
但他想增加戏剧性 让战况看起来更激烈 But he wants to put on a show and he'll make it seem close.
于是他停下来 打了个盹 So he stops, and he takes a nap.
但他没想到自己睡了那么久 He sleeps longer than he wanted to.
等他终于醒来后 By the time he wakes up, the...
他知道自己完蛋了 I mean, he knows he's fucked.
兔子全速追赶 但为时已晚 Jackrabbit... goes full tilt, but it's too late.
乌龟率先冲过了终点线 The box turtle crosses the finish line first,
观众全部... and the crowd's like...
激动欢呼 Goes fucking wild.
到了晚上 乌龟和他家人吃饭时 Later that night, box turtle's having dinner with his family.
他告诉他的小乌龟们 他是如何成功的 He's telling his little box turtles how he did it.
"永不放弃 我... "I mean, never give up. I...
一直不停往前爬 "Just keep crawling forwards, and...
你就能战胜一切" you can overcome just about anything."
这时门被撞开 Door smashes in.
是兔子 It's the jackrabbit.
他拿着把锤子 And he has a hammer.
他先砸死妻子和孩子们 Smashes up the wife and kids first
这样乌龟就得眼睁睁看着他们死 so the box turtle has to watch 'em die.
然后轮到他 And then it's his turn.
乌龟一家人都被砸成碎块后 Once the whole family's broken into little pieces...
兔子坐下来 吃他们的晚餐 ...he sits down and eats their dinner.
一口不剩 Every last bite.
因为兔子永远是赢家 'Cause the jackrabbit always wins.
你妈妈跟你讲这种故事吗 Your mama told you that story?
等等 Uh, so... so wait.
那谁是兔子 So, who's the rabbit?
我们还是他们 I mean, i-is it us or them?
你也看见一只穿着衣服的猪了吧 You see a pig with a shirt on, right?
对 Yep.
一只小猪 A little pig.
奥利弗到底在哪 Where the hell is Oliver?
他去找他们已经好几小时了 He left to get them hours ago.
他肯定没事的 泰德 I'm sure he's fine, Ted.
天啊 阿娃·杜威内导演刚给我点了赞 Oh, wow. Ava DuVernay just liked one of my posts.
你也是阿娃的朋友吗 You're friends with Ava, too?
不是 也许吧 No. Uh, maybe.
我们在"全球最具影响力百人"晚宴见过 We met at a Time 100 dinner.
她点赞的就是这张照片 Th-This is the photo that she liked.
我在海地时拍的 It's from when I was in Haiti.
等等 等一下 你去过海地吗 Wait a second. Wait. You were in Haiti?
再告诉我们一次 你去哪里做什么来着 Remind us, what were you doing there again?
你在棚户区治疗艾滋 You were curing AIDS in a favela.
-艾滋 -那不是... - Aids. - Isn't that...
-别拿艾滋开玩笑 -不不 我没开玩笑 - Don't joke about AIDS. - No, no, no. I'm not joking.
艾滋是很严肃的事 AIDS is very, very serious,
幸好马丁独力承担起如此重责大任 and thank God Martin is single-handedly taking it on.
好了 首先 海地没有棚户区 Okay. First of all, there are no favelas in Haiti.
-那是巴西才有的 -我只是... - That's Brazil. - Well, I just...
我听说你在那里搞大了一个女孩的肚子 I-I heard that you got a girl pregnant down there.
我只是陷入爱河了 I fell in love.
希望她赞成堕胎合法 Hope she was pro-choice.
别拿选择开玩笑 拜托 Don't joke about choice, man, please.
重要的是海地这几十年来 What matters is that Haiti is in the midst
都处于人道主义危机之中 of a decades-long humanitarian crisis,
它需要一切可能的帮助 and it needs all the help it can get.
谢谢你 Thank you.
-那需要马丁的精液吗 -够了 - Does it need Martin's semen? - Okay.
够了 理查德 Enough, Richard.
兄弟们 我们是站在同一边的 Guys, uh... we're all on the same team.
你刚是说"兄弟们"吗 Did you say "guys"?
抱歉 我疏忽了 I'm sorry. I gendered it.
他们在哪 Where are they?
用无线电呼叫奥利弗吧 Just call Oliver on the radio.
反正他们认为他是大使馆的人员 所以他... I mean, they think he's part of the embassy, so he's...
该死 Oh, shit.
戴尔中士 帮个忙 Uh, Sergeant Dale, little help?
我们要小声一点 Please, let's keep the voices down.
-为什么 他们在车里 -你雇我是要听我的建议 - Why? They're in a car. - You hired me to consult you.
我现在就在给你建议 I'm consulting you.
你演过的那部电影叫什么来着 What was the name of that movie you did again?
《太阳之泪》 Tears of the Sun.
他们真起了这个名字吗 That's... I mean, that's actually what they called it?
《太阳之泪》 Tears of the Sun?
太阳为什么哭了 Why is the sun crying?
真有上映吗 It-it came out?
我是指在电影院之类的 I mean, like, in theaters and stuff?
-布鲁斯·威利斯是主演 -什么 - Bruce Willis was in it. - What?
我好爱布鲁斯 I love Bruce.
-他好酷 -别聊天了 - He's cool. - Stop fucking talking.
抱歉 雅典娜 我去撒泡尿 Sorry, Athena. Well, I'm gonna go take a piss.
洗手液在谁那里 Who has the hand sanitizer?
老天 理查德 你就将就一下吧 Oh, christ, Richard, just rough it.
玩你的蛋去 利伯蒂 Go fuck yourself, Liberty.
当心碰到绊线 Hey, watch out for the trip wires.
我知道 I know.
竟敢叫老子将就一下 Fucking "rough it."
好像你这辈子就将就过一样 As if you ever roughed a thing in your fucking life.
这是你的猪吗 Is this your pig?
都起来 Everybody up.
像练习过的那样 Like we practiced.
-我操 -别拿步枪了 - Motherfucker! - Leave the rifles.
只带随身武器 快点 Sidearms now. Come on, come on.
该死 Shit.
理查德 Richard?
你别嘘我 Don't shush me.
理查德 Richard?
冷静 Easy.
他们会踩到绊线的 They'll hit the trips.
该死 Shit.
操 Oh, fuck!
停火 停火 Stop! Stop!
奥威尔 Orwell!
怎么回事 What the fuck?!
它是无辜的 He was an innocent.
猪是怎么进来的 How the hell did that get in here?
你丫差点打中我了 You almost fucking shot me.
但我又没真打中你 因为你不是... Well, I didn't, did I? Because you're not...
婊子 Hey, bitch.
不 雪球 不不不 No, Snowball. No, no, no, no.
我没... I-I didn't...
不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
你个乡巴佬 You hick.
该死 Goddamn.
别开枪 是我 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, it's me.
谢谢你啊 帮了大忙 Thank you for all the help.
操你的 猪是我放下去的 Fuck you. I dropped the pig.
来 给我把枪 Come on, give me a gun.
你觉得你能找到一个吗 Do you think you could find one?
唐 你有什么想问她的吗 Don, is there anything you would like to ask her?
什么 What?
你因为我直接杀了车里的那个混蛋 You got mad that I killed the fucker in the car
让你没机会问话而很生气 before you could ask him anything,
我想 你这次有机会了 and I thought, you know, now's your chance.
你为什么要这么对我们 Why are you doing this to us?
因为上帝要我这么做 Because Jesus told me to.
你回答完了 Well, there's your answer.
拜托 你不能...她是个女人 Come on, you can't just... She's a woman.
女士 Hey, miss...
你觉得你应该因为你是个女的 do you think you should be afforded mercy
而被仁慈对待吗 just 'cause you're a girl?
不觉得 No.
你他妈到底什么毛病 What the fuck is wrong with you?!
唐 Don?
唐 Don.
你干掉她了吗 Did you get her?
唐 Don!
唐 Don.
到底怎么回事 What's going on?
你是他们的人吗 You one of them?
什么 不是 What? No.
你放下枪 回答她 You drop the gun and answer her.
我不会放下我的枪 I'm not dropping my gun.
唐 到底怎么了 Don, what's going on?
回答她 Answer her.
你是谁 Who is this?
你不需要再继续假装了 You don't have to pretend anymore.
她都知道了 She's figured it out.
我不知道那是谁 I don't know who the fuck that is.
-打死她 -放下枪 - Shoot her. - Drop the gun.
赶紧打死她 唐 Fucking shoot her, Don!
他们在耍你 他们在玩你 They're playing you. They're fucking with you.
我是你这边的 I'm on your side here.
赶紧放下枪 Just drop the gun.
唐 Don?
她受伤了吗 Is she hurt?
唐死了 Don's dead.
我杀的 'Cause of me.
那我想你最好赶紧来抓我 Then I guess you'd better come and get me.
我听说他们都叫你顾问 I heard them call you a consultant.
是你训练了这些混蛋吗 You trained these fuckers?
是的 Yeah.
他们给你多少钱 How much did they pay you?
不给钱 Nothing.
我欠她一个人情 I owed her a favor.
她在哪里 And where is she?
为什么 Why?
你赢了 You won.
回家去吧 Just go home.
因为我... Because I am, like...
然后... And, uh...
我在一家汽车租赁公司上班 I work at a car rental company.
没办法发泄那一切 And there is nowhere to put that.
所以也许今天... So maybe today...
我可以... I can, like...
所以 她到底在哪里 So, where the fuck is she?
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
-抱歉 抱歉 -好吧 好吧 - Sorry. Sorry. - Okay, okay.
-抱歉 -好吧 好吧 好吧 - Sorry. - Okay, okay, okay, okay.
好吧 Okay.
-往西北三公里 -"西北三公里" - Three klicks northwest. - "Three klicks northwest."
有一条通往庄园的碎石路 There's a gravel road to the manor.
"通往庄园的路" "Road to the manor."
你根本不知道你要对付的是什么 You have no idea what you're up against.
她... She's...
她训练了八个月 She's been training for eight months.
她会把你撕成碎片 She's gonna rip you into pieces.
走着瞧 We'll see.
你...你参过军吗 You... you were in the service?
是的 Uh, yes.
阿富汗 Afghanistan.
你呢 Were you?
国民警卫队 National Guard.
所以你从来没见过真正的战场 So you were never in the shit.
我现在就在战场上 I'm-I'm in it now.
这种心态很好 That's a nice way of looking at it.
谢谢你做出的贡献 Thank you for your service.
一年前
你好 保罗 Hello, Paul.
你好 雅典娜 Hey. Athena, hi.
你在我的办公室里干什么 What are you doing in my office?
请坐 Take a seat.
你好 妮可 Hello, Nicole.
雅典娜 Athena.
请坐 Have a seat.
你知道马丁的账户上周被黑了吧 So, you're aware Martin's account got hacked last week, right?
我是总裁 保罗 我什么都知道 I'm the CEO, Paul. I hear everything.
马丁还是我最好的朋友之一 And Martin's one of my closest friends.
那你肯定知道他的处境有多尴尬 So you know how embarrassing it was for him.
公开他的婚外情 All the, uh, extramarital communiqués.
我觉得只是给他妻子的肿瘤医生发屌照 I call it sending his wife's oncologist pictures of his cock.
不仅仅只有屌照 I mean, there are more than just the cock pics.
还有短信和邮件 There were texts and e-mails,
他还说了一些关于总统的很敏感的话 and he said some extraordinarily critical things about the president.
我记得现在还是言论自由的吧 Last I heard, free speech still exists.
别这样 别对我引述《第一修正案》 Don't do that. Don't-don't First Amendment me, please.
这不是国家 这是生意 It's not a country. It's a business.
生意就要顾及形象 A business, and there are optics.
你开除了马丁吗 You fired Martin?
不 他知道自己要为团队承担责任 No, he realized he had to take one for the team.
-团队 -对 团队 - The team? - Yeah, the team.
我们有团队 我们的团队 We have a team, our team.
这问文件里有什么 妮可 What's in the file, Nicole?
等一下 Just a sec. Um...
你记不记得你在12月17日早上十点 Do you recall a text thread you had
与马丁 皮特 理查德 利伯蒂和其他人 with Martin, Peter, Richard and Liberty, amongst others,
群聊里发的信息 December 17 at 10:00 in the morning?
我不记得上周二发了什么信息 保罗 I don't recall a text thread I had last fucking Tuesday, Paul.
说...说吧 妮可 Go... go ahead, Nicole.
马丁说 有人看到那该死的猪头上司干了什么吗 Martin: "Did anyone see what our ratfucker-in-chief just did?"
利伯蒂说 看到了 今天算是完了 Liberty: "Yes. Day equals ruined."
皮特说 烦死了 Peter: "Infuriating."
雅典娜说 "至少马上可以狩猎了 Athena: "At least the hunt's coming up.
没有什么比去庄园 "Nothing better than going out to The Manor
杀十几个可怜人更开心的事了" and slaughtering a dozen deplorables."
米兰达说 我们说好不会在短信里说起庄园的 Miranda: "We promised not to talk about The Manor on text."
泰德说 庄园万岁 Ted: "Viva El Manor."
利伯蒂说 删除记录 Liberty: "Deleting this thread."
我想起来了 Oh, I get it.
你知不知道外界有一些人 Are you aware there's an active group of people out there
认为这是真的 who believe this is a real thing?
认为什么是真的 Believe wh-what's a real thing?
你们为了消遣而狩猎人类 That you're hunting human beings for sport.
不好笑 Yeah, not funny.
什么嗯 现在网上全是阴谋论 What? Yeah, conspiracy websites are all over it.
全都在说些有的没的 They're going bananas. They're going berserk.
论坛 我也不知道到底叫什么 Reddit. I mean, I don't know the names of them all.
但是有人调出了你在佛蒙特 But, anyway, somebody pulled a property-tax record
买下一座庄园的财产税记录 for the manor that you bought in Vermont.
庄园 我在佛蒙特可没有什么庄园 "Manor"? No, I don't own a fucking manor in Vermont.
那是一幢三居室的房子 It's a three-bedroom house.
天啊 真不敢相信你会用这个词 Jesus, I can't believe you used that word.
庄园吗 "Manor"?
不 No.
"可怜人" "Deplorables."
这...很歧视 It's... charged.
我刚开始打的是"该死的乡巴佬" Oh, well, I initially typed "fucking rednecks,"
然后我发现不一定全都是... but then I decided that wasn't specific...
-拜托 -怎么了 - Hey, come on. - What?
你希望我叫他们什么 保罗 What would you prefer I call them, Paul?
-"持枪同性恋"吗 -喂 别说了 - "Gun-clutching homophobes"? - Hey, hey, stop, please.
"素质堪忧的种族歧视者" "Academically challenged racists"?
"没牙的顽固派"怎么样 What about "tooth-deprived bigots"?
我们找了最好的公关团队 We have our best team at reputation management
不停...不停地在网上操作 flooding... flooding the search engines
希望能赶紧压下这件事 in the hopes this thing doesn't go mainstream.
但就算真的发生了奇迹 真的压下来了... But even if by some miracle it doesn't--
我觉得基本没有可能... and I really don't see that happening--
马丁做了该做的事 Martin did what he had to.
理查德做了该做的事 他已经去蓝西了 Richard did what he had to. He's out at BlueWest.
朱利斯和米兰达退出了他们的基金会 Julius and Miranda had to step down from their foundation.
利伯蒂退了他的资金 Liberty exited her fund.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你必须要走 You got to go.
保罗 Paul...
那只是一个玩笑 it was just a joke.
一个玩笑 One joke.
-那不好笑 -那不是真的 - Wasn't funny. - It wasn't real.
我也不希望发生这种事 I mean, I wish this didn't happen.
真的 但是这... I really do, but this...
这种想法已经形成了 人们都信了 ...idea is out there, and these people believe it,
已经很难抹除了 and they're not going away.
什么人 What people?
什么 Sorry?
什么人会相信我在我的庄园里狩猎人 What people believe I'm hunting human beings at my manor?
什么人会信 What fucking people?!
这是gary4USA Okay, this is gary4USA.
八个月前
他有一个播客 He's got a podcast
名字叫联邦档案 called The Confederate Files.
他的P得分为8.5 He's a P score 8.5.
这个P到底是什么意思 What-what does that "P" stand for again?
"屁混蛋" 我投赞成 "Piece of shit." I vote in.
-赞成 -赞成 - In. - Yeah, in.
赞成 又是赞成 好 In? Another in. Okay.
恶心 Oh, gross.
BigGameShane 高能警告 很抱歉 BigGameShane. Trigger warning. I'm sorry.
我觉得这张图能说明一切了 I think the pic speaks for itself.
-赞成 -他得分8.8 - In. - He's an 8.8.
赞成 In.
伙计们 我们不能全选 Guys, we can't include everybody, okay?
有上千人发帖喷庄园之门 Thousands of people posted about Manorgate, so...
天啊 这是"门槛"吗 Oh, Christ. It's a "gate" now?
他们毁了水和披萨 为什么不再祸害庄园呢 Well, they ruined water and pizza. Why not manors?
听着 我和大家一样 Listen, I want to slaughter all of them
想把他们都杀了 just like everybody else here, okay,
但是我们的军事顾问说 but our military consultant says
我们必须在12点结束 we got to cap it out at 12.
为什么 这是我们的第一次 Why? It's our first time.
安全考虑 好吗 Safety reasons, okay?
天 上帝不希望伤害到他人 Heavens. God forbid somebody gets hurt.
你穿着和服吗 你这叫挪用 理查德 Is that a kimono? That's appropriation, Richard.
利伯蒂和泰德在哪里 Hey, where are Liberty and Ted?
-在治疗 -天啊 又去了 - In therapy. - Jesus. Again?
他们失去了一切 理查德 They lost everything, Richard.
他们失去了工作和名誉 They-they lost their jobs and their reputations.
我也是 米兰达 Yeah, so did I, Miranda.
但我在慢慢接受 But I'm dealing with it with, you know,
用药和酒 就像普通人 drugs and alcohol, like a normal person.
不好意思 这里有人被派到克罗地亚了吗 Excuse me, did anyone else here get reassigned to Croatia?
没有吗 因为我可是被派了 No? No? Because I did.
那可能还是件好事呢 That was a blessing in disguise.
我们不用花几分钱就能建好那个加油站 We're gonna build that gas station for pennies.
不用引渡...下一张 There's no extradition... Next slide.
-不 不 -天啊 奥利弗 我不觉得 - No, no. - Jesus, Oliver, I don't think...
听着 听着 听着 Listen. Listen, listen, listen, listen,
如果我们连一个有色人种都没有 if we don't have at least one person of color in this,
那肯定会有问题的 it is going to be problematic.
我假装成阿拉伯难民 其实我来自康涅狄格州 I'm playing an Arab refugee. I'm from Connecticut.
这没有问题吗 Isn't that a little problematic?
-那是你的主意 -是你的主意 - That was your idea. - It was your idea.
你说出来的感觉更奇怪了 It was weird when you said it.
因为我们要遵循刻板印象 Because we need to lean in to the stereotype...
-没错 -让他们暴露出他们的偏向 - Correct. - ...to let them just expose their biases.
或者只要他们拿起枪 我们就打死他们 Yeah, or we can just shoot 'em as soon as they grab their guns.
那他们就不知道我们为什么要杀他们了 Then they're not gonna know why we're killing them, okay?
-下一张 -我们有机会... - Next slide. - We have the opportunity to...
好了 Justice4Yall Okay. Justice4Yall.
她6.5分 She's a 6.5.
她是这么说的 This is what she says.
"这个女人去死吧 "Fuck this bitch.
雅典娜·斯通杀死无辜的男..." Athena Stone murders innocent men and..."
我不需要继续听下去了 I don't need to hear more.
这就是我们的雪球 That's our Snowball.
把你的枪放在信箱里 Put your gun in the mailbox.
我为什么要这么做 Why the fuck would I do that?
大门下埋了一个改装的C4炸弹 There's a shaped C-4 charge underneath the gate.
我可以随时把你炸飞 I could blow you up right now.
不过那有什么意思呢 But where's the fun in that?
不许带枪 No guns.
给我放在信箱里 Put it in the mailbox. Now.
我一直觉得很神奇 It's amazing to me.
人们往往穷尽一生 People go their entire lives
都不知道最简单和明显的真相 without realizing the most simple, obvious truth.
削番茄最好的方式 The only way to properly slice tomatoes
就是用面包刀 is with a bread knife.
你杀了唐吗 Did you kill Don?
因为我让你以为他是我们的人 Because I convinced you he was one of us.
是吗 Was he?
也许吧 Maybe.
也许不是 Maybe not.
我是谁 Who am I?
女士 我不知道你是谁 Lady, I don't know who you are.
我只知道你疯了 I just know that you're crazy.
我疯了 I am crazy.
但我知道我疯了 But I know I'm crazy.
如果你知道你疯了 那你就没有疯 And if you know you're crazy, then you're not crazy.
所以这让我非常非常生气 So that just makes me really, really mad.
好吧 Okay.
那我是谁 So, who am I?
克里斯托·梅·克瑞西 Crystal May Creasey.
出生于密西西比州的白叉镇 Born in Mississippi, Whites Crossing.
在那长大 Fitting.
12岁退学 Dropped out of school at 12,
就是在你爸爸死于 right around the time your daddy was killed by the police
警察突袭冰毒实验室后 when they raided the methamphetamine lab.
你妈妈不久以后也服药过量 随他而去 Your mother joined him soon after that-- overdose.
可能是爸爸制的最后一批 Probably the last batch of Daddy's stuff.
真浪漫 Romantic.
很多人都觉得烤奶酪应该用 You know, most people think that you should use cheddar
切达芝士 但我用格鲁叶芝士 in a grilled cheese, but I use Gruyère.
其他芝士融化后都没有这种感觉 Nothing else has that kind of melt.
你母亲死后 你就到处打打零工 After your mom died, you bounced from part-time job to part-time job,
辗转于福利院 to welfare and back.
说实话 我都记不清有几次了 More times than I could count, honestly.
唯一不变的是你每一份工作都干不长 The only consistency was your inability to stay employed.
这没关系 Which is fine.
这个国家属于那些没有受过教育和无知的人 I mean, this country belongs to the uneducated and ignorant
也属于我 as much as it belongs to me.
你失败 我们出钱 You fail, we pay.
最终 你会被一头牛砸死 Eventually, a cow falls on your head
或者在停车场里把自己一枪崩了 or you blow your brains out in a parking lot
因为你终于意识到你的人生到底有多么浪费 because you finally realize what a waste your life truly was.
但你不是 克里斯托 But not you, Crystal.
你决定上网 You decided to go on the Internet
开启你愚蠢的嘴巴 and run your stupid mouth.
13个月前 你用Justice4Yall这个名字 13 months ago, you posted this on a message board
在留言板上写了这个 under the screen name Justice4Yall.
我想确保...我没有弄错 I want to make sure I... I get it exactly right.
"这个女人去死吧 "Fuck this bitch.
雅典娜·斯通杀死无辜的男女只为消遣 "Athena Stone murders innocent men and women for sport.
证据都俱全了" The evidence is all there."
还写的是"具"全 T-h-e-i-r.
"她的庄园 她的出行记录 "Her manor, her travel records.
如果你还有所怀疑 "Oh, and in case you were still on the fence,
她在短信里全部承认了" she fucking admitted to it in a text message."
"承认"还全都是大写 "Admitted" was all caps.
你就这个反应吗 "Huh"? That's all you have to say for yourself?
你绑架杀害这些人 Everybody you kidnapped and killed,
就是因为他们把你和你朋友干的事 that's 'cause they busted you and your friends
曝光在网络上吗 and put it on the Internet?
没有人曝光我们 No one busted us.
我们是在开玩笑 We were joking.
但是你这无知的蠢蛋信了 But you ignorami took it literally.
你真的相信我们会为了消遣而狩猎真人 You actually believed we were hunting human beings for sport.
-但你就是啊 -什么 - But you are. - What?
为了消遣而狩猎真人 Hunting human beings for sport.
-没有 -就是有 - No. - Oh, yeah.
之前不是真的 It wasn't true.
这里就是你的庄园 对吗 This is your manor, isn't it?
这不是庄园 It's not a fucking manor.
这是我在克罗地亚租了以后装潢的房子 It's a house I rented in Croatia and had decorated.
好吧 但这里属于你 Okay, right, but it's yours,
你在狩猎真人 所以... and you're hunting people, so it's...
就是真的 I mean, it's true.
现在 Now.
现在是真的 因为是被你们逼的 Now it's true because you made it true.
你们这些人断章取义 You people, you take anything you want,
曲解成符合你们 and you twist it around until it fits
落后世界观的意思 into your backwards fucking worldview.
你希望这是真的 所以你决定这就是真的 You wanted it to be true, so you decided it was.
这就是你的想法 This was your idea.
好吧... Well...
不是我的想法 not my idea.
我不想破坏你的烤芝士大演讲 但是... Ooh, I did not want to mess up your big grilled-cheese speech, but...
你完蛋了 女士 oh, you done fucked up, lady.
你找错克里斯托了 See, you got the wrong Crystal.
我们那里还有一个克里斯托·梅·克瑞西 There's another Crystal May Creasey back home.
不过她的中间名比我多一个E But she spells "May" with an "E."
我有时候会收到给她的邮件 Hey, I get her mail sometimes.
我爸爸的确是个混蛋 And my dad's an asshole,
但我觉得他应该不会制毒 but I don't think he ever did drugs.
我妈妈... And my mom...
她还活着 ...she's alive, too.
我们能给她打个电话吗 Can we call her?
-我们给她打个电话吧 -不 - Let's call her right now. - No.
-把手机给我 -不可能 - Give me the phone. - No way.
-我给她打电话 -我看上去很蠢吗 - I'll call her up. - Do I look fucking stupid?
好吧 我给你号码 你来打 Fine. I'll give you her number, and you can call.
不可能 That's not gonna happen.
你其实并不在乎真相 对吗 Hoo, you don't really care about the truth, do you?
我当然在乎 Of course I do.
唯一的区别就是 我是对的 The only difference is I'm right.
也许吧 Hey, maybe.
也许不是 Maybe not.
我要继续听贝多芬 Now, do I have to keep listening to Beethoven,
还是说我们能直接开始 or can we fucking get on with it?
真不错 That was good.
不 No!
克里斯托 Hey, Crystal.
该死 Fuck!
你需要枪吗 贱人 You need a gun now, bitch?!
你这是作弊 That's fucking cheating!
去你妈的 Fuck you!
等一下 One second.
不要再撞玻璃了 No more glass!
我扎中你了 I got you.
好吧 Okay.
我也扎中你了 I got you, too.
我能问你一个问题吗 Hey, can I ask you a question?
你为什么叫我雪球 Why did you call me Snowball?
是一个比喻 It's a reference.
乔治·奥威尔的《动物农场》 To George Orwell's Animal Farm.
它是一头猪 He's a pig.
但为什么我是雪球 Yeah, but why am I Snowball?
雪球是一个理想家 Snowball is an idealist.
它...它想让这个世界变得更好 He... he wants to make the world a better place.
所以其他猪会编造关于它的谎言 That's why the other pigs make up lies about him,
把它扔给敌人 turn him into the enemy.
我觉得你才应该是雪球 I think you should be Snowball.
你读过《动物农场》 You read Animal Farm?
是的 女士 Yes, ma'am, I did.
我能... Can I...
问你一个问题吗 ask you a question?
你是Justice4Yall Are you Justice4Yall?
拜托 Come on.
我们都要死了 We're both dead.
告诉我 Just tell me.
我抓对了克里斯托 对吗 I got the right Crystal, didn't I?
不 女士 你没有 No, ma'am, you did not.
你好 Hey there.
该死 Oh, shit.
那些... The, uh...
雇你们的混蛋想杀我 assholes you work for tried to kill me,
于是我把他们都杀了 so I killed them instead.
我现在想要回家 Now I want to go home.
有问题吗 That gonna be a problem?
当然没有 女士 Certainly not, ma'am.
没有 No.
要...要我给您倒一杯酒吗 May I... may I pour that for you?
好 Yeah.
要来点吃的吗 我们有上好的鱼子酱 How about a snack? We have fantastic caviar.
-是奥斯特拉... -好 - It's osetra... - Yeah.
没问题 You got it.
你吃过鱼子酱吗 You ever had caviar?
不 我没有 我应该不能吃这些 No, I-I don't... I don't think I'm really allowed to.
你现在可以了 坐下吧 Well, you are now. Have a seat.
来挖一勺 Dig in.
味道怎么样 H-how is it?
真是太棒了 It's fucking great.