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你看起来很不安 格兰特中士 You seem unsettled, Sergeant Grant.
是的吧 I suppose so.
一般我不会向陌生人吐露自己的烦心事 I'm not usually one to bring my troubles to strangers.
跟我说说发生了什么事 Tell me what's going on.
上周 我丈夫 So, Iast week, my husband.
干了件事 他 he did something He.
给我们订了游轮 booked us on a cruise.
游轮 A cruise?
算是迟来的蜜月吧 It's kind of a belated honeymoon.
我意思是 鲍比特别期待 I mean, Bobby is so excited.
这次旅行对他来说意义重大 This trip means the world to him.
我不想破坏他的好心情 I wouldn't want to spoil it.
为什么呢 Why would you?
因为一想到要踏上那艘船 Because the idea of even setting foot on that boat
就让我心怀恐惧 我很害怕 fills me with dread. I'm terrified.
你知道这种焦虑从何而来吗 Do you have any idea where this anxiety might be coming from?
我很清楚 No, I know exactly.
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把我望远镜拿来 Get my binoculars.
还是别了吧 我从没见过这种东西 I don't know, I- I never saw anything like it.
我天 Oh, my God.
怎么了 What?
就是说 你小时候从电视上看的电影 So, you're saying you're traumatized
给你留下了精神创伤 by a TV movie you saw when you were a child?
一部很重要的电影 A major motion picture.
雪莉·温特斯甚至被提名了 Shelley Winters was even nominated
那年了奥斯卡最佳女配角奖 for Best Supporting Actress at the Oscars that year.
她赢了吗 Did she win?
没有 No, she did not.
你觉得没有其他 You don't think there might be some other reason
让你对同丈夫一同 you're feeling anxious about
坐游轮出游感到焦虑的原因了吗 going on this cruise with your husband?
我刚跟你讲完一个男人从 I just told you that a man fell
一个该死的倒置天窗里摔下来的 through a damn upside- down skylight.
你怎么就不明白呢 What about that don't you get?
格兰特中士 我能给到的建议是 Sergeant Grant, my best advice?
多带点晕海宁 尽量别去想《泰坦尼克号》了 Pack some extra Dramamine and try not to think about Titanic.
是波塞冬（海神） Poseidon.
我相信你会没事的 I'm sure you'll be fine.
我爱你 I love you.
我爱你 我爱你 I love you. I love you.
来电人 我必须跳伞
您这是从哪里打来的 先生 Where are you calling from, sir?
圣费尔南多山谷 也许是塔扎娜 San Fernando Valley. Uh, maybe Tarzana?
我飞机要坠毁了 My plane's about to crash!
是轻型飞机吗 Is this a light aircraft?
不是 是战隼 No. F- 16.
战斗机的那个战吗 "F"as in fighter jet?
是的 我是空军国民警卫队的飞行员 Yes! I'm a pilot with the Air National Guard.
在进行训练演习过程中丧失通讯 I was on a training exercise. I Jost comms,
然后发动机就不受控了 then I lost engine control,
飞机就保不住了 then I lost my plane.
民用空管已接到警报 Civilian air traffic's been alerted.
我已经派了救护车去接飞行员 还有辆云梯车 I dispatched an RA unit to our pilot. And a ladder truck.
刚跟空军国民警卫队通完话 Just spoke to the Air National Guard.
他们确实与一架飞机失联 They did lose contact with one of their aircraft.
他们能告诉我们飞机现在在哪儿吗 Well, can they tell us where it is now?
很不幸 不可以 Unfortunately, they cannot.
上面没有配应答器吗 Doesn't it have a transponder?
飞行员弹射出去后 After a pilot ejection,
飞机认为自己处于敌方领土 the plane thinks it's in enemy territory
并停止发送信号 and stops transmitting.
按道理说会逐渐下降到地面 It's supposed to gradually descend to the ground.
这句话里唯一让我担心的词就是 The only words in that sentence that worry me
“下降”和“地面” are"descend"and"ground.
能别吸了吗 Can you stop?
我在看中途岛战役呢 I'm midway through the Battle of Midway!
这椅子太恶心了 This chair is disgusting.
我要把它扔掉 跟什么都不搭 I want it out. It doesn't go with anything!
跟我搭 It goes with me.
行吧 那它确实可以扔了 Well, then fine. Then it can go.
连你一起 With you.
这些是潜水炸弹 These are the dive- bomb...
鲍比选度蜜月的日子真是选对了 Bobby sure picked the right day to Ieave for his honeymoon.
这情况是没人能活下来了 No way anybody survived this.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
消防员到了 阿贝 The firefighters are here, Abe.
我丈夫 被卡椅子里了 My husband, he's stuck in his chair.
这也不算罕见 Which is not unusual.
-女士 我看下你情况 -嗯 Ma'am? Let me take a look at you. - Yeah?
-好 -房子里还有其他人吗 Okay. - Is there anyone else in the house?
没 就我俩 我们没孩子 No, it's just us. We never had children.
而且小动物不喜欢她 And animals don't like her.
先生 尽量不要动你的脖子 Sir, try not to move your neck.
好 能动下脚趾吗 Okay, can you wiggle your toes for me?
不行 No.
我的腿也没知觉了 And I- I can't feel my legs, either.
有点 It's kind of.
呼吸困难 it's kind of hard to breathe.
好 我们会把你就出去的 巴克 AII right, we're gonna get you out of here. Buck!
-来了 -好 数到三 Yeah. Coming. Okay, on three.
好了吗 一 二 Ready? One, two...
好 嘿 如果我们把残骸栓到云梯车上 Okay, hey, what if we chain the wreckage to the ladder truck,
-试下从他身上拖下来呢 -不行 - try and tow it off him? - No.
这架飞机挡住了这栋房子 Looks like this plane is holding up whatever's left
-没塌的部分 -好吧 - of this house. - All right.
我们得把他从椅子上切出来 We're gonna have to cut him out of this chair.
不行 不要切椅子 No! Don't cut the chair!
好 拜托 把椅子切了吧 Yes! Please cut the chair.
他爱这把椅子胜过爱我 He loves the chair more than he loves me.
这次我不会跟她争论 For once I'm not arguing with her.
-女士 -怎么 - Ma'am? - Yeah?
能麻烦跟这位消防员走吗 May I please ask you to go with this firefighter?
好的 Okay. All right.
那个应该不是汽油 I don't think that's fuel.
可能是联氨 Might be hydrazine.
好 不管怎样 都要先把这把椅子切开 AII right, either way, we start cutting this chair,
我担心火花问题 I worry about sparks.
我们得清理出一个空间 We just need to clear a space
这样就能把他拉出来 so that we can slide him out.
这个会是什么呢 What do we suppose this is?
就是你觉得那个东西 Exactly what you think it is.
仿真炸弹 A dummy bomb?
是 没错 Yeah. That's right.
能把它弹出来吗 这样我就能接近我的病人了 Can it be ejected so I can get to my patient?
可以 没问题 Yeah, no problem.
只要先把它拆了就行 You just have to defuse it first.
你不是说是防真炸弹么 You just said it was a dummy bomb.
是啊 用来瞄准目标的 Well, it is. It's for the target range.
还是具有爆炸性 只是不会把整个街区或者 It's still an explosive. It's not like it's gonna blow up
其他东西给炸了的 the whole neighborhood or anything.
可能只会炸掉它所处的那栋房子 Probably just the house it's in.
也许隔壁那家也得搭上 Maybe the one next door.
威尔逊队长 国民警卫队正派队人过去 Captain Wilson, the National Guard is sending up a team now.
应该一小时内抵达 They should be there within the hour.
病人可能脊柱损伤或者更严重 我们等不了了 Our patient may have a spinal injury or worse. We can't wait.
你不用等 You don't have to wait.
会没事的 我教你怎么拆 YHAW It'll be fine. I'll talk you through it.
好 乔 我们准备好了 Okay, Joe. We're ready.
好 首先 小心从机头 Okay, first carefully remove
拆下扳机盖 the trigger housing from the nose.
扳机盖已拆除 现在怎么办 Trigger cap is removed. What now?
好 把红线剪了 Okay. Go ahead and snip that red wire.
但首先 断开白色低压耦合器 But first, disconnect the white low voltage coupling.
埃德娜呢 Where's Edna?
她已经被疏散到安全地带了 She's been evacuated to a safe place.
挺好 她能待那儿一辈子不回来吗 Good. Can she stay there forever?
讽刺 这我熟 Sarcasm. I am familiar.
谁讽刺了 Who's being sarcastic?
一家战斗机撞进我家客厅 A fighter jet crashes into my front parlor
我俩竟然都没能从我的痛苦中解脱 and not even one of us gets put out of my misery?
你太暗黑了 阿贝 You're dark, Abe.
跟埃德娜生活兰千年 你也会的 Spend three decades with Edna, you would be, too.
好 乔 电压耦合断开了 Okay, Joe. Voltage coupling disconnected.
好 把那根绿色电线剪掉 Okay, go ahead and cut that green wire.
什么 Wha- - uh...
绿色 你刚说的是红色啊 Green? You...you said red.
-我说了吗 -说了 - Did I? - Yeah.
-你说的红色 -你确定吗 - You said red. - Are you sure?
确定 你说的红色 Yes! Yes! You said red.
行吧 行吧 Okay, okay, uh
那就剪红色 uh, let's go with red,
这人怎么回事 What the hell is wrong with this guy?
他刚从一万英尺高空掉下来 He just fell 10, 000 feet.
可能脑子不清楚吧 It's possible he's not thinking that clearly.
嘿 嘿 阿贝 别睡啊 兄弟 Hey, hey, Abe. Stay with me, pal.
嘿 各位 我们得立即把这东西从他身上拿掉 Hey, guys? We need to get this thing off of him, like now.
现在这里怎么办 队长 What are we gonna do here, Cap?
剪红色的 Cut the red one.
他的定向障碍症状刚刚显现 His disorientation is just now presenting.
跟他第一直觉来 Let's go with his first instinct.
剪红色 Cut the red one.
各位 嘿 各位 Guys, hey! Guys!
各位 Guys!
你最好保持现在这样 It's best to just keep you like this
直到送到医院给你做检查 until they can take a look at you at the hospital.
抱歉耽搁了 Apologize for the delay.
我们还没修复去年就塌了的 They still haven't repaired that piece of the I- 10
1-10公路 that collapsed last year.
少校 我能问个问题吗 Major, can I ask a question?
解除有效载荷时 When disarming the payload,
断开电压耦合后 剪红线还是绿线 after disconnecting the voltage coupling: red or green wire?
显然是红色啊 Red. Obviously.
显然是 Obviously.
阿贝 阿贝 Abe? Abe? !
帮个忙好吗 跟她说我死了 Do me a favor? Tell her I died.
谢天谢地 这就是个奇迹 Oh, thank God! It's a miracle.
有那么一小会还蛮悬的 Well, it was touch- and- go there for a minute,
但我觉得他会好起来的 but I think he's going to be just fine.
什么 不是 What? No.
我是说那把难看的椅子 I meant it's a miracle that hideous chair
终于从我房子里搬出来了真是个奇迹 is finally out of my house.
天 God.
什么房子 What house?
战隼在没有 A husband and wife
飞行员的情况下 are lucky to be alive today
这对夫妻很幸运能活下来 when an F- 16 with no pilot.
你觉得怎么会这样呢 How do you suppose that happens?
-应该是有东西坏了吧 -不是 我是说 - I assume something broke. - No, I mean,
两个人 同住一个屋檐下30年 how do two people live together in the same roof
怎么到最后就相看两相厌了呢 for 30 years and end up full of resentment and disdain?
你刚回答了自己的问题 I believe you just answered your own question.
你觉得我和麦迪不会 But you don't think something like this could happen
像他俩一样吧 - to me and Maddie, do you? - Hmm,
你们家又不靠近飞行路线 没事的 you don't live in a flight path. You should be fine.
我是说变得相看两相厌 I was still talking about resentment and disdain.
我知道 I know you were.
除非你放任不管才会这样 That only happens if you let it.
要时刻注意 So don't let it.
你瞧 你说的可真对 You know what? You are absolutely right.
晚安啦船长 我的船长 Good night, O Captain, my Captain.
嘿 周末想去哪玩吗 Uh, hey, so, you have any plans for the weekend?
我想去开卡丁车 在沙漠开 I was thinking about go- karting. Place out in the desert,
肯定很好玩 supposed to be a blast.
这个周末不行 我有重要约会 Can't this weekend. Got a big date.
初次约会 A first date.
我还以为 I, uh, thought everything
你和玛莉索一切顺利呢 was going great with Marisol?
不是我 是克里斯托弗的约会 It's not my date. It's Christopher's.
不是吧 Oh, no.
他邀请了数学课的同学佩妮 He invited this girl from his math class, Penny,
周六来玩 玛莉索同意帮我照顾他 over on Saturday. Marisol agreed to help me chaperone.
原来如此 所以还是你的约会 Oh, I see, so it's actually your date.
你可以邀纳塔莉亚去玩卡丁车 她应该会喜欢的 Why don't you invite Natalia go- karting? I'm sure she'd love it.
我俩 分手了 We, uh, we broke up.
真不知道当时怎么想的 会和一位临终陪护 I don't know why I thought it was such a great idea,
走到一起 dating a death doula.
讲真 你那时候差点挂了 To be fair, you had just died.
所以她也只想聊那件事 Yeah, well, that's all she ever wanted to talk about.
张口闭口都是死亡 Death, death, death.
讲真我都听烦了 Got kind of boring, to be honest with you.
好吧 Well.
欢迎回到生者的世界 巴克 welcome back to the world of the living, Buck.
我们都很想你 You were missed.
什么东西这么香 Wow, what is that amazing smell?
烤牛小排 Short ribs.
你在下厨吗 You're cooking?
都做好了 一切准备就绪 Cooked. Everything is rested and ready.
这什么情况 What is going on?
-女士请坐 -多谢 - Mademoiselle? - Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
我有个事想说 So, I have a proposal.
又要求婚吗 Again?
不是求婚 A different proposal.
麦迪 今天我见到了一个糟糕的家庭 Maddie, today I saw a future that I never want to have.
一对夫妇一起生活了35年了 A couple who've been together for 35 years.
你这真木是求婚啊 Sounds like you're un- proposing.
是的 这对夫妇 I'm not. So, this couple,
住在一个我认为 just the two of them in this- from what I could tell- -
-很小的屋子里 -你认为吗 tiny house. - From what you could tell?
他家客厅被一架F-18战斗机撞了 Well, there was an F- 18 fighter jet in the living room,
这样也会衬得更小些 which probably made the place look smaller.
这对夫妇住在这个普通独户里 So, two people in this modest, single- family dwelling.
他们的心却渐行渐远了 And, Maddie, they could not have been further apart.
他们之间发生了什么 Something happened to them.
-我知道 是我接的呼救电话 -不 - I know, I took the call. - No...
他们让自己逐渐疏远 in life. They allowed themselves to become alienated,
自大而僵化 complacent, calcified.
曾经的他们肯定也很相爱 对吧 I mean, they must have been in love once, right?
可能吧 One would think.
谁知道什么时候开始变了 Who knows when that changed?
那我就不知道了 I certainly don't.
咱俩千万不能像他们一样 Let's not let that happen to us.
没问题 Deal.
那就好 Good.
我一直在想怎么才能避免变成那样 So, I've been thinking about how we can avoid all that.
我觉得我们该开始约会 And I'm thinking we should start dating.
等等 跟别人约吗 Wait, other people?
当然不是 我俩 God, no. Each other.
咱们不能僵化了 Let's not calcify.
但你不觉得咱这年纪不太适合约会了吗 But don't you think we're a little past the dating phase?
我要的就是这 That's the point- -
这会让感情保鲜 我讲真的 麦迪 it'll keep things fresh. I mean it, Maddie.
我想要的甜蜜不仅仅是一时的 I don't just want a honeymoon phase.
我要的是一辈子的幸福甜蜜 I want the honeymoon life.
你湛蓝的眼眸 ♪Your eyes are blue ♪
你的吻 ♪Your kisses, too ♪
我不知道他们能做什么 ♪I never knew what they could do ♪
不敢相信你爱上了我 ♪I can't believe that you're in love with me ♪
你告诉我认识的每个人 ♪You're telling everyone I know ♪
不管你去哪我都在你的脑海里 ♪I'm on your mind each place you go ♪
他们不敢相信你爱上了我 ♪They can't believe that you're in love with me. ♪
我说过你很漂亮吗 Have I mentioned you look beautiful?
说过 不过再说无妨 You have. But don't let that stop you.
看来你已经习惯坐船了 Well, seems like you've got your sea legs.
我现在好多了 多亏了你 I am doing much better now, thank you.
把救生衣从头上套下 Pull the life jacket on over your head.
把这条带子穿过 Pull one strap through the blue loop
-救生衣前面的蓝圈 -什么蓝圈 on the front of the life jacket. - Blue loop?
-你看到蓝圈了吗 -就在这 - You see a blue loop? - Right here.
女士 真的没必要 Ma'am? Uh, you weren't really
穿着救生衣的 required to bring that.
并大声呼叫 有人落水啦 Shout "Man overboard! "
我看了看船上的活动指南 I looked at the ship's activities guide.
当然有水疗了 还有曼波舞课 Spa, of course. There's mambo Iessons.
甚至还有一个定期的戒酒会 Oh, and there's even a regular AA meeting
居然就开在一个酒吧对面 weirdly located across from a bar called the Hidey Hole.
真是方便 Well, that's convenient.
我们可以过去看看 I thought we could take a look,
一起找些事做 pick some things together. - Eh.
还是你自己选吧 I think I'll let you choose.
我不想选 我想咱俩一起去 I don't want to choose. I want us to do this together.
我们是一起的啊 Well, we are together.
你好能拼桌吗 Ahoy, table mateys!
等等 Wait.
真是巧了 - What are the odds? - Oh, my...
我们是萝拉和诺曼·彼得森 Lola and Norman Peterson.
萝拉 - Lola?
上次我见你 The last time I saw you,
你还在早高峰时的高速公路上 you were flashing morning rush hour traffic
脱光光了 from a freeway sign.
前面还拉了个横幅 In front of a banner
-上面写的啥来着 -对 - of some sort, I recall. - Yes.
看我啊诺曼 "See me, Norman. "
他看到了我 And he did.
我们都看到了 Well, we all did.
看我啊诺曼 看到我了呜 See me Normanl See me now?
看我啊诺曼 看到我了吗 See me, Norman! See me now?
咱们四个不仅同在一艘游轮上 Not only are. we on the same cruise,
还分到了一个桌 we're at the same table.
你们也坐这吗 - So this is your table, too? - Huh.
是不是很突然 I mean, ain't that a kick in the head?
的确如此 Kinda feels like one, yeah. -
对了 You know what?
是你们拯救了我的婚姻 You guys saved our marriage.
-雅典娜不是逮捕了你吗 -是的 - Didn't Athena arrest you? - She did.
蹲监狱是我们这辈子遇到的最好的事 My jail time was the best thing that ever happened to us.
每天诺曼都会 - Mm. Norman visited me
来探监 every day I served.
你蹲了多少天啊 How many days was that?
60天 - Sixty. Sixty.
60天吗 60 days?
还被罚款了 I was also given a fine.
然后等萝拉假释了 - And then when J Lola made parole- a... J- Okay.
-别唱了 -我们决定 Stop it. God. ...we decided
绝不再重蹈覆辙 to never let our marriage get stale again.
其实我们现在是第105周 In fact, we're in week 105...
106 of our106.
过第二次蜜月了 ...106 of our second honeymoon.
你说啥 Excuse me?
疫情那段时间不算 We don't count COVID,
因为游轮都停运了 because the boats weren't running.
你俩一直住在游轮上吗 Oh, you've been Iiving on crufse ships?
很多退休的人都是这样啊 Yeah, a lot of retirees do.
这让我们的生活重新充满了浪漫 It's really put the romance back into our lives,
海洋就是我的动力 The ocean is motion, baby
别说了 Oh, my.
朱利安来了 小朱 Hey, there's Julian. Julesl
别叫他诺曼 他在忙呢 Oh, no, Norman. He's working.
他可以服务我们啊 For us.
嘿朱利安 Hey, Julian!
这边的这位男士 This guy right here, oh, my gosh, this is
是业内最伟大的邮轮总监 this is the greatest cruise director in the business.
他总是细心照顾我们 是吧萝拉 He always takes such good care of us, doesn't he, Lola?
的确如此 He sure does.
今晚过得怎么样 How is everything this evening?
诸事皆顺 多谢关心 Everything's very nice thank you.
咱们还能到马萨特兰吗 Hey, how we looking at Mazatlan?
听说我们遇到了坏天气 I heard we were running into some weather.
我们一直在关注天气预报 We're keeping an eye on that system.
风暴估计会平息的 It's expected to dissipate.
太好了 我们打算去租自行车 Fantastic, cause we are renting bicycles.
太好了 我们打算去租自行车 Fantasfic, cause we are renting bicycles.
-你俩也该一起来 -没错 - You guys should join us. - Yes!
-嗯我们 -一起 Well, we- Yesl
多谢你的盛情 Oh, that sounds Uh.
我们还在拟定行程 we are still working out our itinerary.
真是累死人了 That was exhausting.
他俩能破镜重圆 Oh, I don't know. I think it's kind of sweet
还挺好的 how they reconnected.
我不喜欢他俩 I don't like'em.
那女人犯了重罪 That woman is a felon.
结果就判了60天外加罚款 60 days and a fine.
我干嘛要那么累死累活 Why do I even bother?
接下来的两周 我们得和他们坐在一起 Now we got to sit with them for the next two weeks.
但我们也可以永远窝在房间里 You know, we never have to Ieave the room.
咱俩可以一直躲在这里 You and I could hole up in here together the entire time.
你害怕上船的真正原因是什么 What's the real reason you're afraid to get on that boat?
绝不是那部电影的原因 It's not because of a movie.
我爱我丈夫 弗兰克医生 I love my husband, Dr. Frank.
我们的生活就像一阵旋风 And our life together is a whirlwind.
所有都是 Everything about it.
但除去这层表象 But take away that,
除去这些混乱 take away the chaos,
我不知道我们还有什么 I'm not sure what's left.
你害怕你们之间会无话可说 You're afraid you won't have anything to say to each other.
要是只剩我俩 When it's just the two of us,
那我们会如何 who are we?
你觉得呢 What are you thinking about?
你点了什么东西吗 Uh, did you order something?
没啊 Nope.
希望没有打扰你们 Hopefully we're not intruding.
那个 Uh, anyway, um...
我们刚正在甲板的月光下 we were just taking a moonlight stroll
散着步 突然想邀你们 up on the deck and we thought
过来睡前小酌一杯 we'd invite you over for a little nightcap.
-对 -嗯 Yeah. - Ah, well,
你们真友善 that's very nice of you,
-但我觉得 -我们很愿意 - but I thinkWe'd love to.
那太棒了 That's wonderful.
太好了 那这样 我们就住607号房 Great. Great, listen. We're right here in 607.
你们准备好了过来就行 Just come over when you're ready.
好 AII right.
-好 -好 行 Okay. Okay. All right.
-刚才怎么回事 -怎么了 - What was that? - What?
-你不是说你不喜欢他们吗 -不 我说的应该是 You said you didn't like'em. - No, I believe what I said was
我不相信他们 I don't trust them.
不 你说的是你不喜欢他们 No, you said you didn't like 'em.
好吧 AII right, fine.
所以我确实不喜欢也不相信他们 So I don't like 'em or trust'em.
但没必要没礼貌嘛 No need to be rude about it.
你来吗 You coming?
每天吗 Every day?
是这样没错 That's the spirit.
但永久约会不代表 But forever dating doesn't mean
真的就要每天约会 that you go on an actual date every day.
所以你们多久聊一次呢 Oh. So, how often you talking?
一周三次 Three times a week.
你疯了吗 Are you insane?
我一开始说的是五次 My opening bid was five.
但麦迪觉得要带小智的话 这有点太多了 But Maddie thought with Jee that might be pushing it a bit.
而且也不是每次约会都必须得时髦或者特别投入 And not every date has to be fancy or involved.
简单一点也行 It can be simple.
重点就是 You know, the point is that you
不要把自己伴侣的存在当作是理所当然 don't ever want to take your partner for granted,
这样两人之间的关系就不会 so that the relationship doesn't.
-僵化 -吗 Calcify. Calcify?
-僵化 -你是已经发现 ...calcify. Did you find there was
有僵化情况出现了吗 calcification occurring?
-不 完全没有 -这是说什么呢 No, not at all. What are we talking about here?
你们的关系还是牙齿卫生啊 Your relationship or dental hygiene?
我们熬了个夜商量 We were up pretty late working on it.
已经安排好接下来的两个月了 We've got the next two months planned.
-这是个 -表格 Is that a...- Spreadsheet.
哇哦 真是井井有条全定死了呢 Oh. Wow. That probably helps keep things spontaneous.
你想笑就笑吧 Scoff if you must,
但是保持一段健康的关系 but maintaining a healthy relationship
和保持牙齿牙龈健康可不一样 is not unlike maintaining healthy teeth and gums.
你必须要勤勉一点 You have to be diligent.
麦迪 说实话 感觉这样有点太累了 Honestly, Maddie, this whole thing sounds kind of exhausting.
是啊 我知道 Yeah, I know.
我对你们这永久约会的预测 My prediction for forever dating is, it's gonna last OEPARTMENT
是能坚持五分钟 for about five minutes.
那你错了 队长 Well, you're wrong, Captain.
永久约会就是永久的 Forever dating lasts forever!
我可投入了 I am committed!
或者说应该要很投入 Or ought to bel
听起来挺顺利的 Okay, so it sounds like it went well.
可能吧 Yeah. I guess.
-什么叫可能吧 -那毕竟 What do you mean, you guess? - Well,
说实话 那和他跟男性朋友一起玩 it wasn't too much different than when he hangs out
好像也没什么区别 with one of his guy friends, to be honest.
但是这一次有潜在的性张力 Except only in one case is there underlying sexual tension.
总之 他们应该是玩得挺开心的 Anyways, seemed like they had a lot of fun,
她妈妈9点来接走了她 and her mom picked her up around 9: 00.
多好啊 而且无人心碎 Okay, great. And no hearts were broken.
这个吧 Well.
你儿子挺有两下子的 Your son's got game.
是啊 游戏里的两下子 Yeah, video game. -
真的假的 Seriously?
她才刚走啊 She just left. -
好了 克里斯 Okay, Chris.
你该去刷牙了 You're supposed to be brushing your teeth.
该和佩妮说晚安了 Time to say good night to Penny.
佩妮 你什么时候跟佩妮聊天了 Penny? When were you talking to Penny?
-爸 -你是脚踏两条船了吗 - Dad! - Are you two- timing me?
我要弄死她 I will drag her skinny ass.
不是吧 No way.
来真的 兄弟 Dead serious, man.
还不止呢 我看了他手机 That's not all. Went through his phone.
他跟五个女生聊着呢 He's got conversations with, like, five different girls now.
哇哦 所以克里斯托弗是个花花公子 Whoa. So, uh, Christopher is a player.
我不知道他这是哪里遗传来的 I don't know where he gets it from.
反正不是我 Not from me.
我和第一次约会的女孩结了婚 I married the first girl I dated.
你说的是第一个跟你上床的吧 Think you might mean"slept with. "
重点是 我是会安家的那种 Point is, I'm a nester. I nest.
他现在可能还太年轻 没到时间 Well, he might be kind of young to nest.
都还没离开你家呢 He's still in the nest.
等等 所以你跟他说什么了 Wait. So, uh, what did you say to him?
没 还没说什么 Nothing. Not yet.
我还想着你能跟他聊聊 Was kind of hoping you would.
我吗 Uh...me?
是啊 Yeah.
你不老是吹自己 I mean, you're always boasting
是浪子回头吗 that you're this reformed player.
我觉得让你跟他说可能会更好 I think he'd hear it better coming from you.
我知道他才13岁 但 I know he's only 13, but...
我就是不希望他 你懂的 I just don't want him to, you know...
变得像我这样 End up like me.
你也没怎么样啊 You didn't end up like you.
是全烧没了吗 还是 Is it a total loss? Or is it.
不完全吧 Not total.
日安 Have a good day.
乘客下船 Passengers disembarking
参加马萨特兰一日游 for the day in Mazatlan,
各层排队区域 please see crew members
请找工作人员 for queuing areas by level.
有巴士游览线 也有缆车游览线 There's a bus tour and there is also a funicular ride.
能带我们去市里最古老的大楼之一 Takes us up to one of the oldest buildings in the city,
还能俯瞰海湾 overlooks the bay.
鲍比 Uh, wh Bobby?
这我们能不能下次再去 Do you mind if I take a rain check on this one?
-下次 -是啊 我就是 - A rain check? - Yeah, I'm...I just...
今天不太想走路 I don't feel like hiking today.
不用走路啊 是缆车 There's no hiking. Funicular.
我感觉有点偏头痛 I think I feel a migraine coming on.
或许我应该 去躺下 Maybe I should just...lie down.
好 行啊 Okay, yeah.
-看你需要 我们可以 -早 Whatever you need We ll do Morning.
嗨 Hi.
-嗨 -准备好接受文化熏陶了吗 Hi. - You ready to get some culture?
雅典娜今天不太舒服 Well, Athena's not feeling too well today.
不是吧 Oh, no.
是我们晚上打扰到你们了吗 Did we keep you up too late?
有可能 That may be it.
所以这次我们就不去了 So we're gonna sit this one out.
鲍比 别啊 Oh. Oh, Bobby. No.
我不舒服而已 I mean, just because Tm not feeling well
你不用错过吧 doesn't mean that you should miss out.
-那我 -不不不 你去吧 Well, I No, no, no. You go.
雅典娜 我不想一个人坐缆车 Athena, I don't want to ride a funicular by myself.
-我们超爱缆车 -是的 Yes, we do.
我们喜欢这个词 We like saying the word.
缆车 "Funicular. "
这词里面就包含了有趣了 是吧 See, the word"fun"is actually in the word. Right?
-是啊 -看吧 Yeah. - Yeah. See?
你去吧 You go.
晚上见 I'll see you tonight.
-好吗 -好 Huh? Okay. Okay.
-行 -好 AII right. Okay
好了 各位 AII right, guys.
-回头见 -你好好休息 See you Iater. Feel better.
-我会的 -好 - I will. AlI right. - Okay.
五层和六层的乘客 Passengers on levels five and six,
请准备好你们的乘员证件 please have your passenger ID medallions handy...
对 五六层 叫我们了 Yeah, five and six. That's us.
你们去吧 我就 You guys go ahead. I'm gonna
-留在这里 -不不不 stick around here No, no, no.
这样吧 我们跟你们一起留下来 How about this? We'll hang back with you.
不不不 你们去吧 好好玩 No, no, no, no. You guys go, have fun.
我去找点事做 去看看雅典娜 I'm gonna find some things to do here check on Athena
-好 -行 Okay. Uh, okay.
-好 挺好 -好 AII right. GreatYeah
-你确定吗 好吧 -行 你们玩得开心 You're sure? Okay Yeah. Have fun
-你也是 -好 -好 - AII right. You, too. - All right. - All right.
行 有趣缆车 Yeah. Fun- icular.
是吧 词里就有 Yeah. See, it's in the word.
大家好 Hi.
我是鲍比 I'm Bobby,
我觉得我太太在避免和我独处 and I think my wife is trying to avoid being alone with me.
而且我是个酒鬼 And I'm an alcoholic.
你好 鲍比 Hi, Bobby
你 You...
是个种马 ...are a stallion.
你可以的 好吗 You've got this, right?
名马之爱 Clydesdale of love.
甩不开 ♪No, sirree, uh- uh...♪
因为我像胶水一样粘着你 ♪ I'm gonna stick like glue ♪
粘着 ♪Stick because I'm ♪
牢牢粘着你 ♪Stuck on you ♪
甩不开 ♪Yes, sirree, uh- uh...♪
你怎么这么久 What took you so long?
亲爱的 来杯小酒吗 Little bubblies for our bubbles?
像胶水一样 ♪Like glue...♪
这是98年产的香槟王 That is a 98 Dom Perignon.
躲进厨房 ♪Hide in my kitchen ♪
藏在大厅 ♪ Hide in the hall ♪
对你一点都不好 - ♪Ain't gonna do ya no...♪
我们之后再收拾就好了 I guess we can just clean that up later.
因为一旦抓住你 - ♪Once I catch ya ♪-
我就要开始吻你 ♪And the kissing starts ♪
一群野马也别想把我们分开 ♪A team of wild horses couldn't tear us apart. ♪
来电人 救命
来电人 我男朋友好像心脏病发了
来电人 呃...
来电人 不行
来电人 知道 但是 我做不了
来电人 知道但是我做不了
来电人 他卡住了
来电人
这个吧
救命 Help!
他还活着 He's alive.
这太尴尬了 This is so embarrassing.
不不不 没必要尴尬 No, no, no. No- no need to be embarrassed.
你朋友有心脏病吗 Does your friend have a heart condition?
我觉得应该没有 Not that I know of.
他有服用什么药物吗 Is he on any medication?
应该有在吃落健生发 Rogaine, I think.
好 Okay.
-巴克 你去卫生间看一下 -收到 - Buck, check the bathroom. - Copy.
我都不知道怎么会这样 I don't even know how this happened.
我知道是出事了 我们当时 I mean, I know how it happened- - we were,
就在做那事儿嘛 you know, doing it, and then
然后他就头晕 开始说胸口痛 he got woozy and he started complaining about chest pains
然后就脱力了 and he went limp.
大部分地方吧 Well, mostly.
因为不管我怎么想办法脱身 都出不来 Because every time I try to get free, I can't.
这是 What is happening?
阴道痉挛导致阴茎被钳持 Vaginismus resulting in penis captivus.
阴道什么 Vaga- what now?
阴道痉挛 Vaginismus.
是阴道周围肌肉 It's the involuntary tensing of the, of the muscles
不由自主的紧张所致 surrounding the vagina.
有时候是压力反应 Sometimes a stress response.
他确实有心脏病 Okay, he does have a heart condition.
还有男性性功能药片 And male potency pills.
好吧 Okay, all right.
我觉得他不是心脏病突发 I don't think he had a heart attack.
可能只是硝基与西地那非混合 Probably just some severe hypotension
引起的严重低血压 from mixing the nitro with Sildenafil.
我们现在需要做的就是把他从热水里抬出来 What we need to do is get him out of this hot water.
那我呢 Well, what about me?
我是说 我 我要陪他去医院 I mean, I- I'll go to the hospital with him,
但是拜托 现在这样不行 but please, not like this.
也许给她点什么让她放松下来 Maybe give her something to help her relax.
巴克 换一下 Buck. Switch.
-好吧 -好了 - AII right. - Okay.
好 AII right.
好了 扶住他了 Yep, got him.
嘿 你叫什么名字 Hey, what's your name again?
索菲亚 Sofia.
索菲亚 嗨 我是埃迪 Sofia. Hi, I'm Eddie.
你喜欢果冻吗 Do you like Jell- O?
果冻 我 Jell- O? Uh, I mean...
还行吧 it's fine?
你最喜欢什么口味的 And what's your favorite flavor?
不知道 青柠味的 I don't know. Lime?
好吧 前段时间 Okay. So, a while back,
我有次恐慌发作 I used to have panic attacks, right?
什么都不管用 Nothing helped.
于是我玩了一个叫果冻身体的游戏 So I played a game called "Jell- O body. "
我需要你现在闭上眼 So I want you to close your eyes for me.
好 Okay.
现在你想象一下自己的脚 Now I want you to think about your feet
想象着它们变软 and feel them turning into soft
就像青柠果冻一样 lime Jell- O.
感觉到了吗 - Feel that? - Uh- huh.
很好 Good.
好 让那个果冻 Okay, let that Jell- O
爬上你的小腿 go up to your calves.
现在到大腿 Now up to your thighs...
到你的骨盆 now up to your pelvis. ...
还有肚子 and stomach.
你整个身体都变成了软软 Your whole body is turning into squishy,
弹弹的果冻 bouncy Jell- O.
现在到你的胸部 Now let it run up to your chest
手臂 your arms.
你的头 your head.
你现在变成了一个大大的索菲亚果冻 You are one giant Sofia Jell- O mold.
-出来了 -成功了 Got him. It worked.
有果冻吃呢 There's Jell- O?
你要去的地方果冻可多了 Where you're going? Loads of it.
我从没见过一个男人 You know, I don't think I've ever seen
用这种技巧来拒绝一个女人 a man turn a woman off with such skill.
天份来着 It's a gift.
我感觉太糟糕了 I feel terrible.
都是我的错 是我逼他太狠了 This is all my fault. I pushed too hard.
你逼他 You pushed too hard?
我跟他说 我们可能都太过自满了 I told him I thought that we were getting complacent.
-我们 -僵化了 That we were- - Calcifying?
我应该是没用这个词 Uh, I don't believe I used that word.
你的心是好的 Well, your heart was in the right place.
而他的心却差点停跳了 And his almost stopped.
我想至少我现在知道 有些事不能操之过急 I guess at least now I know it's best not to force things.
很多事都是如此 In so many ways.
嘿 你爸告诉我 Uh, hey, so your dad
你前几晚跟人约会来着 tells me you had a date the other night.
对 潘妮 Yeah. Penny.
潘妮哈 真不错 Penny. Nice.
她 她 是你喜欢的女孩吗 Uh, she- she's, she's someone that you like?
-她挺好啊 -好吧 She's nice. - Good.
他 他告诉我 H- He told me
你好像还喜欢其他女孩 there might be some other girls that you like as well.
我没想就定下来了 I like to keep things loose.
不错 明白 Nice, I feel you.
听我说 其实喜欢 And, listen, it- it's okay,
不止一个女孩没问题的 you know, to- to like more than one girl.
只是如果让她们 Uh, i- it's maybe Iess okay
都觉得自己很特别可能就 没那么合适 t- to let each one of them think they're special, though.
就是 这其实算是撒谎了 You know, it's, uh, it's- it's kind of like lying.
我没撒谎 她们就是都很特别啊 It's not a lie. They're all special.
好吧 是 我明白 我懂 Okay, uh, yeah, no, I- I get that, I do, um...
只是我 我觉得 I- I think what it is
如果你告诉一个女孩说她很特别 is when you tell a girl that she's special,
那就会让她觉得 自己是你的唯一 it tends to make her think that she's the only one.
然后当她发现你跟很多女孩 And then, when she finds out that you've been saying
都说过这话时 the same thing to a bunch of other girls,
就会让她觉得自己没那么特别了 it makes her feel not so special anymore.
然后她们会互相交谈 这样你就会留下个 You know, and then they talk and you get a reputation
不怎么好的名声 而且你 你想让 for being a not- so- nice guy, and- and you want
女生们觉得你是个好男生对不对 the Iadies to- to think you're a nice guy, right?
这重要吗 Does it matter?
什么叫这重要吗 Uh, wh- what do you mean, does it matter?
反正她们也会离开你啊 They just end up Ieaving anyway.
为 为什么你会这么说呢 Uh, wh- why would you say that?
我妈就离开了 My mom did.
克里斯 你妈去世了 Uh, Chris, your mom died.
在那之前 Before that.
她离开了我们 She Ieft us.
我们爱她 可她还是走了 We loved her, and she Ieft anyway.
我都不记得她的声音了 I can't remember her voice anymore.
早上好 Good morning.
早 Oh. Morning.
偏头痛好点了吗 How's the migraine? - Hmm?
偏头痛 The migraine. Oh.
-彻底好了 -那就好 Not a trace. - Ah, good.
你没叫醒我就离开了 You left without waking me up.
不用谢 You're welcome.
不 不是不用谢 你偷偷溜走了 No, not"you're welcome. "You snuck out.
我才没有 I did no such thing.
这也太讽刺了 不是吗 It's ironic, isn't it?
我们一起上游轮度假 Here we are, enjoying this cruise together,
可却像两艘擦肩而过的船 yet we're like two ships passing in the night.
我感觉你一直在回避我 I feel like you're trying to avoid me.
嘿 诺曼 Hey! Norman.
早啊 Morning.
早上好 见到你们真好 Wow, good morning. Nice to see you guys.
你的短途旅行如何 How was your excursion?
超好 特别棒 很多当地特色 Oh, great, super. Oh, yeah, Iots of local color.
我们 我们去了一个祀典武庙 We- we went to a sacrificial temple,
特别有意思 - so that was fun. - Ah.
萝拉呢 Where's Lola?
休息呢 Lola is resting.
她昨天晒太多太阳了 She got too much sun yesterday,
所以我 我估计不会很快 so I- I don't think we're gonna see much of Lola
见到萝拉了 anytime soon.
你那划伤 Oh. Where'd you get
-是怎么搞的 -这些划伤啊 - those scratches? - The scratches
我们不是租了自行车吗 结果我摔倒了 I got cause we rented bikes and I- I fell.
摔到脖子了吗 On your neck?
外面有不少墨西哥灌木丛 对 There's a lot of Mexican topiary out there, yeah.
是 Yeah.
我得走了 我刚刚点了份 I'm gonna go- - there's a cruller
油炸小煎饼 我得去取了 with my name on it, and I want to make sure
不然会被别人拿走 nobody else gets it,
所以你们慢慢吃 so I'll leave you to it
-回见 好吧 -好 and I'll see you soon. Okay. Okay.
这到底怎么回事呢 I wonder what's going on there.
我不在乎 I don't care.
你看到自己的行为了吗 Did you see what you did there?
我过来跟你说话 I came over here to talk to you,
然后你就把他给叫来了 and you called him over.
我就是想表示友好嘛 Cause I was being friendly.
你总是利用这些你都不喜欢的人 You keep using these people that you don't even like
来当做不跟我交谈的挡箭牌 我想知道为什么 as a wedge between us, and I'd like to know why.
我没有啊 I am not doing that.
你有 你就是拿他们来搪塞我 You are. And you tried to fob me off on them.
我没有搪塞 Now, there was no fobbing.
你有搪塞 There was fobbing.
而没有的是偏头疼 What there wasn't was a migraine.
过去三天里 You have never had a migraine
你从没有过偏头痛 that Iasted Iess than three days.
如果你不想来跟我一起度假 If you didn't want to come on this cruise with me,
你直接拒绝就好啊 you could've just said so.
我当然想跟你一起来啊 Of course I want to be here with you.
当然想 Of course I do
如果是我让你多想了 那我抱歉 And I'm sorry if I made you feel otherwise.
好吧 Okay.
而且我也不想给施加压力 And I didn't mean to pressure you
让你选择什么活动 into choosing activities.
好吧 我知道了 Okay, all right.
-别再提了 -我写了个单子 Let's forget it. So I made a list.
还有单子呢 Oh, there's a list?
是所有的可能 It's a list of possibilities.
-什么 -我们可以从最简单的开始 What? I thought we could start simple:
去泳池边躺下 go Iay by the pool.
-这我可以啊 -可以哈 Now, see, I could do that. - Yeah?
-绝对的 我们这就去吧 -好 Absolutely. Let's do that now. Okay.
好 你先去准备两把躺椅 Okay. You go and warm up two deck chairs.
我去换泳衣 I will go get on my bathing suit
10分钟之后我们碰头 and I will meet you there in ten minutes.
-好 -好 Okay. Okay.
-好 -10分钟 Okay. Ten minutes.
-好 -我们去泳池边 AII right. - We'll Iay by the pool.
好 AII right.
抱歉 Ooh. Sorry.
我听说住这个房间的女士 I, uh, heard the lady staying in this room
有点不舒服 wasn't feeling well.
我想过来看看她 I wanted to check in on her.
彼得森太太吗 她不在 Mrs. Peterson? She's not here.
不在吗 No?
不在 我都没收拾床 No. I didn't even need to make the bed.
根本没人睡过 It hadn't been slept in.
那是血吗 Is that blood?
看上去好像有人在卫生间出了点意外 Looked like someone had an accident in the bathroom.
你都不担心吗 That doesn't concern you?
不会 我们做这行的 Oh, no. I see that kind of thing all the time
这种事常见了 in my Iine of work.
摔仙人掌上了 净扯 Fell on a cactus, my ass.
那绝对是指甲划痕 Those were nail marks.
而且客房的人说 And the maid said
昨天一整晚都没人睡过这床 that the bed hadn't been slept in all night.
我不知道他昨晚跑哪儿去了 I don't know where he was last night,
但我知道昨晚她肯定不在 but I do know where she wasn't.
现在人还失踪着呢 And still isn't.
行吧 那你觉得是怎么回事 Well, what do you think happened?
我觉得他杀了自己老婆 I think he killed his wife.
我是说 和同一个人海上一起呆106周 I mean, 106 weeks at sea with the same person?
噢 这不是谋杀还是什么 Oh, that can only end in a homicide.
你觉得他把她推下船了 You think he pushed her overboard?
噢不不不 那倒不是 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
我觉得谋杀不是在船上发生的 I don't think the murder happened on the boat.
我是说 这地方到处都有监控啊 I mean, they got security cameras all over the damn place.
那血迹怎么解释 Well, so what about the blood? -
也可能是他的血 I mean, it could be his.
别怂恿她了 ”Do not encourage her. "
他们在马萨特兰下船了 They got off in Mazatlan,
但我觉得她就没上船回来了 but I don't think she ever got back on.
他确实有提到过什么 And he did mention something about
-祭坛 -雅 雅典娜 - a sacrificial temple. - Ath- - Athena.
-你是说祭柱 -不 我说坛 - Did you say"sacrificial tentpole"? - No- - "temple. "
-坛 该死 我说坛 -我们可以 行了行了 - "Temp”damn it. "Temple. - Can we- - Yeah. Yeah, okay.
好了 就直接挂了吧 挂了吧 Okay, let's just hang up. Let's just hang up.
你 你这是在干什么 Wh- What the hell are you doing?
你跟我说只要10分钟就好 已经过了40分钟了啊 You said it was gonna be ten minutes. It's been 40.
鲍比 你难道没注意到吗 Bobby, have you not been paying attention?
诺曼·彼得森杀了自己老婆 Norman Peterson murdered his wife.
不 他没有 我觉得你又来了 No, he didn't, and I think you're doing it again.
你找借口好故意躲开我 You're making up an excuse to avoid me.
鲍比 这可怜的女人死了和你这事没关系 Bobby, that poor woman's death is not about you.
不过 要是你昨天也和他们一起下船了 Although, if you had gone with them yesterday,
她可能现在还活着呢 she might still be alive.
我也不想毁了看起来是你在游轮蜜月中找到的 I hate to ruin the only fun you seem to be having
唯一一个乐趣 但这没有谋杀发生 on our honeymoon cruise, but nobody's been murdered.
你现在跑来质疑我的直觉了 So now you're questioning my instincts?
不 大侦探 我在怀疑你是否还理智了 No, Detective, I am questioning your sanity.
-跟着我走吧 -去哪里 Come on, let's go. Where are we going?
去证明我们有一个说错了 To prove one of us wrong.
-打扰一下 -噢 下午好 Excuse me. - Oh, good afternoon.
呃 你还记得那天晚上你经过我们那桌 Uh, do you remember the couple we were sitting with
和我们坐在一起的那对夫妻吗 when you stopped by our dinner table the other night?
诺曼和萝拉·彼得森 当然了 Norman and Lola Peterson. Of course.
是的 呃 我和我妻子有点小担心 Yes, well, my wife and I are a little concerned,
因为我们知道彼得森太太在马特萨兰下船了 because we know that Mrs. Peterson got off at Mazatlan,
但我们觉得她没有回过船 but we think maybe she never got back on the ship.
这听上去有点令人担忧啊 That is concerning.
之前可从来没少过旅客啊 Never lost a passenger before.
Lola scanned back in yesterday with her husband at 6: 40 p. m. 萝拉昨天和他丈夫在下午6点40分一起登船了
噢 她人就在 Ah. Oh, and here she is.
幽蓝自助餐厅呢 The Blue Buffet.
-现在吗 -她刚刚用游轮卡 Right now? - She just used her medallion
换了两瓶能量果汁 to purchase two energy juices.
噢 好 Oh, okay.
看吧 There you go
俩都好好的呢 Both alive and well.
好吧 行吧 Okay, fine.
好吧 你不用向我炫耀你说对了的 Uh, n- now, you don't have to rub my face in it.
现在想谈谈这艘船上真正死掉的吗 Now would you like to discuss the actual death on this boat?
因为我会说是我们的婚姻 Because I think it might be our marriage.
因为你宁愿相信这个天真无害的 Because you would prefer to believe this sweet,
男人会犯下滔天大罪 harmless man would commit a heinous crime
-甚至都不愿一起好好享受我们美妙的 -鲍比 rather than enjoy our beautiful- Bobby.
游轮蜜月 ...honeymoon cruise together.
好吧也有可能他确实杀了他老婆 Or he murdered his wife.
嘿 伙计 作业写得怎么样了 Hey, buddy. How's the homework?
快写完了 Almost done.
听着 我前面在理东西 So, listen, I was going through some stuff
然后 找到了个应该是属于你的东西 and, uh, came across something that belongs to you.
是你妈妈写的一封信 It's a letter from your mom.
她在你还是小宝宝的时候写好的 She wrote it when you were real little.
我觉得她想让你收着的 I think she'd want you to have it.
晚饭吃什么 What's for dinner?
披萨可以吗 Pizza okay?
从不会对披萨说不 Pizza's always okay.
亲爱的克里斯托弗 Dear Christopher,
我知道你肯定在好奇我在哪里 I'm sure you're wondering where I am.
又或许你并不好奇 Or maybe you're not.
你还小 也许你已经适应了 You're so young, maybe you've already adapted
没有我的世界 to a world without me.
我既希望这发生 又很害怕这发生 I hope for that and fear it at the same time.
你是个帅气十足 超级棒的小男孩 You are a beautiful, amazing boy.
我希望你的人生幸福自由 乐趣满满 I want your life to be happy and free and full of joy.
我不确定如果有我在 未来是否还可能会这样 And I'm not sure that's possible with me in it.
如果你因为我离开恨我 也没关系 It's okay to hate me for leaving.
如果你永远不原谅我 我也理解 I will understand if you never forgive me.
但一定要记住我爱你 宝贝 But please know that I love you, baby.
即便是从很远很远的地方 Even if it's from a distance.
克里斯 你披萨上想加什么料 小伙 Chris. What kind of toppings do you want on your pizza, bud?
跟以前一样 I'll take the usual.
没问题 伙计 You got it, pal.
超级抱歉我回来晚了 I am so sorry that I'm late.
我们可不可以打电话给餐厅 Is there any way that we can call the restaurant
推迟我们的预定啊 或者 and push the reservation, or- - oh.
我已经取消我们的预定了 I canceled the reservations.
但我以为周四 But I thought that Thursday
应该是我们的好好约会之夜啊 was supposed to be a formal date night.
难道我看错表格了 Did I read the spreadsheet wrong?
忘了那表格吧 Forget the spreadsheets,
忘了我那晚上说的一切 forget everything I said the other night.
所以我们现在是不在一起了吗 Does this mean that we're no longer dating?
我只是觉得这会是个错误 I just think it would be a mistake.
噢 好吧 Oh, I see.
再加上 我们还有个婚礼要计划呢 Plus, we have a wedding to plan.
嗯 如果你想要和我分手 Well, I guess if you're breaking up with me,
这话挺安慰人的 that's a good consolation.
是因为出警时发生些事了吗 Something else happen on a call?
确实是 It did.
它让我意识到其实没必要勉强任何事情的 And it made me realize there's no reason to force anything.
我们相处一直以来完全是正确的方式 We've already been doing this whole thing exactly right,
也不会僵化关系 and there's no danger of calcifying.
我是说只要我们一直 Not as long as we stay...
放松 ...relaxed.
气象部门警告说南部有个热带风暴 Weather service is warning a tropical storm
风力正在增强 to the south is gaining strength.
好 呼叫海岸警卫队 AII right. Radio the Coast Guard,
让他们知道我们要改变航线回洛杉矶了 let them know we're reversing course back to Los Angeles,
我马上就去通知全船 and I'll make the announcement shortly.
很好 Good.
我可以让警探先侯着 一停好船就能逮捕他了 I can have detectives waiting when we dock to make the arrest.
咱先别想太多 Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
你应该先和他谈谈 I think you need to talk to him first.
嘿 大伙们 Oh, hey, guys.
呃 这 这是什么情况 Wh- uh, what's- what's going on?
彼得森先生 格兰特警探 Mr. Peterson, Sergeant Grant
说了些让我有点担忧的事 has brought some concerns to my attention.
我允许她问你点问题 I've agreed to allow her to ask you some questions.
你没有义务回答其中任何一个问题 None of which you're obligated to answer.
我当然都会回答了 Of course I'll answer questions.
先从这个开始吧 萝拉人在哪里 Let's start with this: where's Lola?
-她在休息呢 -她不在你的舱房里 诺曼 She's resting. She's not in your stateroom, Norman.
我们知道她没有在马萨特兰上船回来 We know she didn't get back on the boat in Mazatlan.
我们还知道你用她的乘客卡 And we know that you snuck your sidepiece on
把你的小情人偷摸带上船了 using her passenger ID.
不不不 大错特错了 No, no, no, no, now, that's not true.
不我是说 那女的确实用了萝拉的身份 是的 No, I mean, the woman is using Lola's ID, yes,
但她不是我的情人 but she's not my sidepiece.
老天 我是不会出轨萝拉的 My God, I would never cheat on Lola.
那她是谁 Then who is she?
她是他们中的一个 She's one of them.
他们拐走了萝拉 They took Lola.
-谁干的 -我不知道 - Who did? - I don't know.
是这样 我 我们在马萨特兰 Look, we- we got off the boat
下船了 和以往一样 in Mazatlan, just like we always do.
然后我们租了自行车 And we rented bikes,
然后我们租了自行午 And we rehted bikes,
就像我们跟你们说的那样 like we told you we were gonna.
我们吃了点刨冰 接着去了我们最喜欢的地方 And we got snow cones, and we went to our favorite spot,
他们就在那里等着我们 and they were waiting for us.
他们有点像 像黑帮 It was a- a gang of some sort.
他们能叫出我们的名字 They knew our names.
他们一直威胁我 And they kept demanding
让我把加密狗给他们 that I give them my dongle.
-什么再说一遍 -呃 加密狗就是连接到 - I beg your pardon? - Uh, a dongle's a device
电脑上的一个装置 you plug into a computer.
能保存数据的 Holds data.
常被用来存储比特币 Often used to store Bitcoin.
但是我既没有加密狗 也没有比特币啊 Except I don't have a dongle and I don't have any Bitcoin,
我试着跟他们说了 and I tried telling them that.
我跟他们解释了 但他们不信 I explained it to them, but they wouldn't believe me.
他们拐走了萝拉 They took Lola.
那你不知道他们以为的你是谁吗 And you have no idea who they thought you were?
呃 我 我可能知道 Uh, I- I think I do.
有传言说 有一对退休了的夫妻 There's been rumors about a retired couple,
是常旅客了 resident passengers,
他们一直利用游轮行业 who have been using the cruise line industry
作为国际走私的幌子 as a front for international smuggling.
等一下 你是想说 Wait a minute, are you telling me
这些人是觉得我和萝拉两人 that these people think Lola and me
是身价数百万的国际走私者吗 are international smugglers worth millions?
呃 你确实长得挺像的 Well, you do fit the profile.
但我只是个来自恩西诺的退休干洗店老板 Except I'm a retired dry cleaner from Encino.
那我们现在怎么办啊 我真的没开玩笑 Now, what are we gonna do? I'm not kidding.
他们跟我说 如果我没有在下一个停靠的港口 Now, they told me if I did not turn over
上交那个加密狗 that dongle at the next port of call,
他们会杀了我老婆的 听着 they were gonna kill my wife. Now.
他们知道我现在在和你讲话 对吧 they know that I'm talking to you here, right?
他们可能已经把她杀了 They may have already killed her.
我不这么觉得 I don't think so.
如果你说的都是真的 If what you're telling us is true,
那你有他们想要的东西 then you have something they want.
看看能不能找到这个女的吧 See if you can find this woman.
她用的是彼得森太太身份的游轮卡 She's using Mrs. Peterson's ID medallion.
-把她关起来 -是 船长 - Take her into custody. - Yes, Captain.
你得帮我 你得帮帮我啊 You got to help me. You got to help me.
你是个警察 等我们到巴亚尔塔港了 You're a police officer. When we get to Puerto Vallarta,
你会告诉他们的 对吧 you tell them, all right?
诺曼 我们不去巴亚尔塔港了 Norman, we're not going to Puerto Vallarta.
船长已经让游轮掉头了 The captain had to turn the ship around.
我们在回洛杉矶的航线上 We're going back to L. A.
因为有风暴要来了 There's a storm coming.
风暴已经到来了 I think the storm's already here.
现在都给我趴下 Stay on the ground now!
趴下 都趴下 Get down! Stay down!
保持冷静 Stay calm,
没人会受伤 - and nobody will be hurt. -