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好的 谢谢你 梅勒妮 Okay.Thank you,Melanie
谢谢你再次眼我们展示你眼皮内部 for showing us the inside of your eyelids again.
好的 卡里尔 来 该你了 Okay.Khalil,come on.You're up
你准备了什么 What you got?
本次的“展讲“活动 我带来了一个在外面看到的名人 For Show-and-Tell,I brought a famous person I saw outside
请进 Come on in.
-嗨 我是布莱德利·库珀 -什么 Hi,I'm Bradley Cooper.What?
你是布莱德利·库珀 怎么会是你 布莱德利·库珀 Y-You are Bradley Cooper.Why are you Bradley Cooper?
你为什么在这里 And why are you here?
我每次来费城 Uh,well,whenever I'm in Philly,
你知道街对面那个熟食店吗 you know the deli across the street?
那是我的必去之地 我爸爸以前常带我找去那儿 Uh,that's my first stop.My dad used to always take me there
他家有全城最好吃的三明治 They have the best hoagies in the city.
每个人都在和他合影 Everybody wanted to take a picture with him,
-我觉得他应该挺有名 -他当然有名 so I figured he was famous.Yeah,you bet he is
-我只是在给其他老师发短信 不是我爸哈 -没关系 I'm just texting the other teachers,not paps.That's okay
总之 这位小朋友上我眼他过来一下 Anyway,so when my friend here asked me to come by,
我正好不忙 就想管他呢 I had a minute,so I thought,"What the heck?"
你很有名吗 你演过《蜘蛛侠》吗 If you're famous,are you in "Spider-Man"?
我没演《蛛侠》 I'm not in "Spider-Man,
但我演过《银河护卫以》 but I am in "Guardians of the Galaxy."
你才没有 No,you're not!
你开什么玩笑 Are you frickin'kiddin'me?
我是火箭浣能的配音 I'm the voice of Rocket Raccoon!
也是《双面女间谍》的化言人 And the face of "Alias."
-也不算是代言人吧 -对我而言你就是 Not the face of.Yeah,you were the face.
《他没那么喜欢你》 A-And "He's Just Not That Into You."
珍妮 你太没礼貌了 Well,Janine,that was rude.
不 我是说《他没那么喜欢你》 No,I-I mean "He's Just Not That Into You"
是我最喜欢的布莱德利·库珀的电影 is my favorite Bradley Cooper film.
那是个群像电影啦 It's more of an ensemble,
但其实仔细想来 but if you think about it,
那其实是贾斯汀·朗的电影 it's Justin Long's movie
你直逗 布拉德利 You crazy,Bradley.
我从《湿热的美国之夏》开始就是库珀粉了 Oh,I've been a Cooper Trooper since "Wet Hot American Summer."
嗯 但你真人看起来不一样 画用 Well,you look different in person.
看着不像名人 You don't look famous.
你的牙不该更白一点吗 Yeah.Shouldn't your teeth be whiter?
是该再白点 They should,
但我牙太敏感了 不能美自 but I can't whiten them because they're too sensitive.
我很喜欢你在《老友记》里的表演 Oh.I just loved you in "The Holdovers."
非常非常暖心 It was just so heartwarming
那是《宿醉》好吧 而且并不暖心 It's "The Hangover,"and,no,it's not.
各位 他现在就有部广受好评的作品 Guys,he's literally in a critically acclaimed film
《奥本海默》 right now."Oppenheimer."
是讲拿破仑的那部吗 Is that the one about Napoleon?
好吧 我应该没演《奥本海默》 Yes.I don't think so.I'm not in "Oppenheimer."
你确定吗 大家都在看《奥本海默》 ::Are you sure?Everybody was in "Oppenheimer."
这里怎么会有像胡 Why are there cameras here?
这就说来话长了 布拉德 布拉德利 It's a long story,Brad.Bradley
不过 既然你来都来了 Um,but,hey,since we have you--
好吧 我的三明治要好子 所以 Okay,I-I do you have to get that hoagie,so,um..
不过跟你们聊得真开心 but this -this was so much fun,
能给卡里尔一个A吗 and does Khalil get an "A"?
当然 他当然可以有 Oh,hell yeah,he does.
你走之前能合个影吗 Um,can you stay and take just one picture before you go?
-当然 -谢谢你 Yeah,of course.Okay.Thank you.
我们开始吧 都过来 都过来 Let's do it.Ooh!Get in,get in,get in.
太兴奋了吧 Hey.This is so exciting
我等不及要告诉学区所有人了 I can't wait to tell everyone at the district.
-你在学区工作吗 -是的 Oh,you work at the school district?Yeah.
你即道这些学校资金严重不足吗 Oh,you know that these schools are criminally underfunded?
-所有证据都显示 -对对对 我知道 我在努力了 It's proven every- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Im working on it.
先合影好吧 Let's just take the picture.Okay.
维拉德·R·阿博特 公立小学
各位 我也不知道啊 Jacob:Look,guys,I don't know.
她说她会带个“特别惊喜”过来 She just said she's"dropping by with a special surprise. "
等等 谁要来 珍妮吗 Wait,who's coming?Janine?
现在退席还不晚 各位 It's not too late to leave, y'all.
我们都走掉她也就烦不到我们了 She can't annoy us if we're not here.
嗨 大家好 抱歉我们迟到了 Hello!Hi,everyone!Sorry we're late
请注意 我们来了一伙儿人 很让人兴奋吧 But do notice that we are a we, which is exciting.
这位是市政厅的琼 Please meet Joan from the city.
你们都该记得教育委员会的 And you'll remember Elizabeth Washington
伊丽莎白·华盛顿吧 from the Education Board.
这是要干嘛 因为她上次来的时候 Okay, what's up? Cause last time she was here,
我都要在年度教育者大会上为格雷戈里致悼词了 I had to eulogize Gregory at the Educator of the Year thing.
这不是我的大明星吗 There's my star.
嘿 我还没收到你的感谢鲜花哦 Hey, you never sent me thank you flowers.
真是噩梦了 Tis is my nightmare.
真的 她是比鬼压床还可怕 Literally, she's my sleep paralysis demon.
阿伯特小学将被评定为 Abbott Elementary is set to be designated
费城的历史地标 as a historical landmark in the city of Philadelphia
我们要成为历史遗产了 We're gonna be a historical place?
来钱了 Cha- ching!
怎么啦 What?
我们会被分到一笔用于修缮结构的 It comes with a discretionary fund
自由裁量基金 for structural upkeep.
这是真的 Yeah, that's true.
我姨婆的熏牛肉店也入选了 My great aunt's pastrami shop got designated
因为迪克·克拉克曾扒着她家窗户往外看过 'cause Dick Clark looked through the window once.
迪克·克拉克是一位美国电视和广播名人 也是一位制片人 他最出名的是主持1956年至1989年播出的电视节目《美国舞台》
我们一直都知道 阿伯特有多特别 We've always known how special Abbott is,
现在我们真成历史遗产了 but now we're historic.
就像《洛基》里那段楼梯 Like the "Rocky"stairs.
那个不算 因为洛奇是个虚构的人物 Not quite, as Rocky is a fictional character.
不如我们把你扔下楼梯 How about we throw you down those stairs,
你再来告诉我虚构不虚构 and you can see how fictional they feel? !
我想她说的是 贝琪·罗斯的家 I think she just means like the home of Betsy Ross.
贝琪·罗斯（Retsy Ross）是一位美国女裁缝和室内装潢师 传统上认为她设计和缝制了第一面美国国旗
对吧 好吧 Right? Okay.
天啊 伙计们 Oh, my God, guys,
我们可能会成为城市徒步的一站 we're probably going to be a part of walking tours.
我天 谁来当大家的导游呢 Oh, my gosh. Who's gonna give the tour?
-好吧 我来 -都静静 Uh, okay. I'll do it. Barbara: Okay.
阿伯特的确是座老学校 但怎么就成历史遗迹了 Abbott is certainly old, but historic?
威拉德·r·阿伯特本人 Willard R. Abbott himself
把我们脚下这栋楼 设计为防空洞 used this very building as a bomb shelter.
随后发现是一场虚惊 It actually turned out to be a false alarm.
尽管如此 Nevertheless,
一位伟人 选择在这片神圣的土地上遁世 a great man cowered on this hallowed ground.
没错 我们会出名的 That's right. We're gonna be famous.
啊 真是太酷了 Aah! This is so cool.
我在学区工作 我们对每所学校都一视同仁 Working at the district, we treat every school as equal.
但我一直都知道阿伯特与众不同 But I always knew Abbott was exceptional.
现在市政厅也这么认为了 And now the city agrees.
让学区的其他学校羡慕去吧 Eat it, all other schools in the district!
这段会掐掉的 对吧 You'll cut that part out, right?
阿伯特小学的成员请注意 Attention Abbott Elementarians.
我是你们的船老大 科尔曼校长 it's your captain, Principal Coleman, speaking.
请停下笔头 If you're learning, stop.
阿伯特小学 我辛辛苦苦拉扯大的那所学校 Abbott Elementary, the school that I raised,
就要成为费城的历史地标了 is becoming a Philly historical landmark.
市里会举办一场揭牌仪式 纪念我们学校的命名人 There will be a plaque ceremony honoring our school's
威拉德·r·阿伯特 namesake, Willard R. Abbott.
如果你觉得这很无聊 And if that sounds old and dusty to you,
学区还为我们和社区 the district is also throwing a pre- party
举办了一个预热派对 for us and the neighborhood.
派对由政府买单 We're partying on the district's tab.
哦 还有披萨供应 Oh, and there wijl be pizza.
不客气 You're welcome.
你就想想公有多少人 举着剪刀手 Just imagine how many people are gonna be posing
跟我们的牌匾合影 with peace signs out by the plaque.
不对的 大家现在都比心了 就这样 Oh, no. People do finger hearts now. Like that.
我必须承认 这事挺让人骄傲 I have to admit, this is impressive.
我甚至觉得自己更出众了 I already feel more distinguished.
你连”出众“一词都不会拼 You can't even spell"distinguished. "
芭芭拉 梅丽莎 Barbara, Melissa.
你们俩反应怎么这么 That was your, uh, "This is amazing look, "huh?
淡定呢 Right?
你开心我就开心 I'm so happy you're happy.
但是呢 But?
-没有但是 -有但是 No but. There's a but.
我能感觉到但是（臀部） I can feel a but.
天 你好变态 Damn. You freaky.
-但是 -我就知道 But Iknew it.
珍妮 这只是地方政客的游戏 Janine, this is just local politics.
这和我们学校没有关系 It's got nothing to do with our school.
对啊 再说这里是费城 Melissa: Yeah. Plus this is Philly.
吐口唾沫都能砸中个 I mean, you can't hock a loogie without hitting
历史遗迹的地方 something historic around here.
我天 拜托 Oh, my God, please.
能不能开心一回啊 把芭氏阴雨云和梅记扫兴丸先放一边 Just one parade without Barbara clouds and Melissa meatballs.
想让我丢肉丸 你想的倒美 You wish it rained my meatballs.
再说了 是你先问的 And let me remind you, you asked.
没错 但那是之前 Uh, yes, but that was before
我以为自己想回答的时候 when I thought I would like to answer.
倒也不是说这种毫无意义的奖 No one is saying that meaningless accolades
不是双赢啦 但是 can't be a win- win, but
在我们眼里 更像是双双不在乎 No, it's more like a don't care don't care.
如我所言 Like I said,
囚为你开心 所以我开心 I am so happy you are happy.
可不是吗 我们欣喜若狂 为了你 Yeah, we're ecstatic. For you.
行吧 那就好 Okay, well, that's good,
这本身就是一件幸事 because it is objectively cool
阿伯特小学不再会被人看轻 that Abbott won't be able to be overlooked anymore.
我们终丁得到了应有的认可 You know? We're finally getting the recognition we deserve.
你迕”应有”都不会拼 ou can't even spell"deserve. "
好了 There you go.
噢 嘿 Ooh! Hey.
-我爱会有威拉德·r·阿伯特的纸杯蛋糕 -当然了 "I'heart Willard R Abbott"cupcakes! You know it.
来配我的”我爱威拉德·r·阿伯特”内搭 To match my"I'heart Willard R. Abbott"shirt.
-好漂亮 -你还把中间的首字母 I love that Gregory: You know, I really admire
也印上了 深表敬意 the commitment to the middle initial
但有人知道这个“r“代表什么吗 but does anyone know what the "R"stands for?
也许是拉希德 Uh, maybe Rashid?
不会 也许 是罗伯特吧 No. ProbablyProbably Robert.
阿伯特小学及社区成员 大家好 Hello, Abbott Elementary and community!
我叫伊丽莎白·华盛顿 My name is Elizabeth Washington,
我是本市的首席教育官 and I am the Chief Education Officer.
非常感谢大家来参加 I want to thank you all so much for joining us
这个记者招 at this press opp- -
派对 ...party.
派对 Party.
我想请我的徒弟 And I want to welcome my mentee
以及阿伯特小学的珍妮·提格斯老师 and Abbott's own Janine Teagues
上台致开幕词 to the stage for opening remarks.
谢谢你 伊丽莎 Um, thank you. Thank you, Elizab- -
谢谢 伊丽莎白 感谢大家 Thank you, Elizabeth, and thank you, everyone,
来参加我们的庆祝活动 for joining us in this celebration.
我们一直都明白 阿伯特小学是个特别的存在 We have always known how special Abbott Elementary is,
让我们欣慰的是 这一点从今日起 将刻入史册 but we are grateful that what we know will now be set in stone.
我在牌匾上玩了个谐音梗 That s a plaque pun.
谢谢你 琼 Thank you, Joan.
是的 Yeah.
我在此要感谢一下已故的 And,finally,I'm gonna give a posthumous thank you
阿伯特小学的冠名校长威拉德·「·阿伯特 to Abbott Elementary's namesake,Willard R.Abbott,
曾以一种历史的姿态 who famously crawled these very halls
爬过这座大厅 in a historical manner.
谢谢你我们爱你威拉德 Thank you.We love you,Willard!
没错 Elizabeth:Hey!Yes!
嘿 威拉德··阿博特是个种族主义者 Hey. H- Hey, Willard R. Abbott was a racist.
-我天 -大家说话要讲究证据的 Oh, my. Okay. So, we can't just shout things out
-不能信口开河 -是真的 because it's fun to shout. It's true!
去学学历史吧 Know your history!
好吧 这就 别激动 Okay. That's Easy.
请大家都冷静好吗 深呼吸 I want everybody to just calm down and take a breath
行 至少现在知道R是啥的缩写了 Well, now we know what the"R"stands for. ...and then welcome, uh,
欢迎不同的观点 dialoguing and different poin- -
你说的种族歧视 是种族歧视的那种歧视吗 And when you say racist, you mean like racist racist?
种族歧视说一遍就够了 你不觉得吗 One racist is racist enough, don't you think?
很抱歉 BLACKS. 这是啥意思 I'msorry. B. L. A. C. K. S. ? What does that even stand for?
营造一个有爱和对孩子来说安全空间 Building Love And Creating Kids Safety, obviously.
不要试图转移话题 And don't be trying to change the subject.
威拉德·r·阿伯特是个城市规划师 Now, Willard R. Abbott was a city planner
而他的城市规划就是维护种族隔离 and his city plan was to uphold segregation
并在整个费城划出隔离红线 while red lining all of Philadelphia.
天啊 我怎么会不知道呢 Oh, my God. How did I not know that?
我真的学好历史了吗 Am I bad at history?
他们有各种美化自己的方式 They have all kind of methods for rewriting legacies.
比如用自己为学校冠名 You know, like getting schools named after themselves.
在那个时代 是个白人 I guess we shouldn't be surprised
就是种族主义者 我们不该太惊讶吧 that a white man of that era was racist.
所以你们谁都没想到要调查一下这个人的背景吗 And so none of you thought to, like, background- check this guy?
你到底是不是费城人 Are you even from Philadelphia?
琼 你知道这事吗 Yeah, I mean, Joan, did you know about this?
知道 当然知道 Oh, yes, absolutely.
这就说的通了 Janine Guess that tracks.
这个城市很多地标建筑 There are a lot of landmarks in this city
都是以坏男人来命名的 honoring bad men.
和女人 不 等等 不是的 And women. No, wait. No
誊 你难道没去过哥伦布大道吗 Ever been on Columbus Boulevard?
“宾氏法尼亚”里的宾氏二字 Literal state of"Penn"- sylvania.
宾夕法尼亚州来自William Penn（威廉·宾恩）的姓氏 威廉·宾恩是英国北美殖民地（后来成为宾夕法尼亚联邦）的创始人
富兰克林桥 富兰克林法院 富兰克林学院 Franklin Bridge, Franklin Court, Franklin Institute
我叔叔富兰克林 My uncle Franklin.
要说起富兰克林 那可是重灾区 A lot of eggs in that Franklin basket.
这就是历史的本质 This is the nature of history.
历史本就好坏参半 It's not all good.
我好生气 I'm so mad...
我是气你 at you!
该死 你为啥非要提这个 Damn, why did you have to bring this up?
好吧 不如我们把学校的名字改成 Okay, w- what if we change the school's name to...
嗯 选个不会出错的名字 um...blanking on people who aren't problematic.
”学得开心“小学 "Doin' Just Fine"Elementary.
已经有100多所学校排着队 We already have 100 school names and mascots
想改校名和吉祥物了 already in line for a makeover,
我们得优先考虑那些一眼就能看出 and the ones that are racist without having to Google
种族歧视的小学 are priority.
你们要排到三到五年以后了 And you're looking at at least three to five years.
抱歉 珍妮 这里情况太复杂 我们退出 I'm sorry, Janine. This is too messy. We're out.
-别 等等 -我的声誉咋办 No, wait. My clout!
等等 假如 假如 Wait, uh, what if, uh...what if
没什么假如了 Melissa: There's no"what if.
一个破校名不会对这个所学校 A stupid designation is not gonna change anything
带来任何改变 about this school.
昨天没有 Barbara: We didn't have one yesterday.
今天也没有 We don't have one today.
但乐观一点 But look on the bright side.
至少孩子们有披萨吃 The kids got pizza!
我们就接受现状吧 Let's just leave it at that.
但现在放弃的话 我们的学校会成种族主义小学 Guys, if we give up now, we're named after a racist
还没牌匾拿 and we don't have a plaque.
你跟我说实话 丽兹 我们还能做什么 Level with me, Liz. What can we do?
哎 牌匾都做好了 只能说你们运气不好 Well, I mean, the plaque is already made, so you're out of luck.
除非你能再找个叫威拉德·r·阿伯特的古人 Unless you can find another Willard R.Abbott of note
并声称学校是以他命名的 and say that the school is named after him.
-交给珍妮 -交给我 Janine can do that. I can do that.
你俩竟看不出我是在开玩笑 Uh, so is it not clear I was joking?
哦 种族主义对你来说是笑话了 Oh, so racism's a laughing matter? Mm- hmm.
-当然不是 -很好 Of course not. Great.
只要我的马仔能找到好人阿伯特 So if my minions can find a better Abbott,
我们就能拿到资金吗 can we have the money?
因为我已经在心里把这笔钱 Because I've already mentally spent it
花在扎捆带 豆子 和节育上了 on zip ties, beans, and birth control,
要知道 世界末日是不退款的 and there's no returns in the apocalypse.
她是问 阿伯特是否就能得到应有的认可 She means, does Abbott get the recognition it deserves?
我想是的 I I guess so.
赶紧着 去图书馆吧 Chop, chop! To the libraryl
好的 Yeah.
都去帮她啊 该死 Go help her! Damn!
帮她够一下中间书架上的书 What if she needs to reach a book on the middle shelf?
好吧 原来叫威拉德·r·阿伯特的人 Okay, well, there are definitely more Willard R. Abbotts
比我想象中要多 than I expected.
阿伯特小学还有个室内游泳池 Oh, Abbott used to have an indoor pool.
等等 不是 Wait, no.
原来地下室在63年淹过水 Apparently the basement flooded in 63
直到1971水才抽干 and they just didn't drain it until 71.
天 Oh, God
瞧瞧这张学区档案馆的照片 Look at this picture from the district archives.
没想到那时的阿伯特就有黑人老师了 Hmm. I didn't know Abbott had Black teachers back then.
费城估计都没几个 I didn't know Philly did.
-很有开拓精神 -等等 Okay, trailblazing. Hold on.
阿伯特80年代就有只真正的猫头鹰作吉祥物吗 Did Abbott have a real- life owl as a mascot back in the 80s?
读下去就知道了 Keep reading.
在当地学校发现世上最凶残的猫头鹰 "World's most rabid owl discovered in local school. "
-这就说得通了 -是啊 Yeah, that makes sense now. Mm- hmm. Yeah.
这本书怎么能这么难闻 How does a book smell bad?
我等不及要推行我的 Icannot wait to get my librarian program
图书管理计划了 off the ground.
冬书馆计划 Library program?
对 我没告诉你吗 Yeah. Did I not tell you?
抱歉 最近太忙了 Sorry. I've been so busy.
好了 队员 我去趟行政部 Okay, team, Im gonna go see
调查下有没有可用的 if I can rustle up anything in admin.
好的 Alright.
我真是去调查的吗 当然 Jacob: Look. Research? Absolutely.
但我私下讲哈 珍妮和格雷戈里 But between us, Janine and Gregory...
就像一只英俊的飞蛾扑向一团可爱的烈火 ...they're like a handsome moth to a cutie- patootie flame.
先是给人感觉会在一起 然后又不会在一起 They've given: they will. They've given: they won't.
现在的感觉是 两人都接过吻了 Now they're giving: two people that kissed
却出于某种可笑原因 决定只做朋友 but decided to just be friends for some Godforsaken reason.
所以 恩 So, yeah.
我觉得得让他们单独呆一会儿 Figured they should have some time alone.
所以 So...
你在学区过得怎么样 how has it been at the district?
其实挺好的 Oh, it's been great, actually.
我学到了很多东西 Been learning a lot.
不过跟这里很不一样 很干净 It's different, though. Clean.
-这不是好事吗 -本以为会是 Isn't that a good thing? You know, you'd think,
但我好怀念阿伯特的氛围 but Ijust miss Abbott's ambience.
我们的土地有种 Our dirt has a certain...
珍妮喜欢的东西 "Janine"sais quoi.
所以 你那个图书馆计划 So, your, uh- your library program...
公有缩微胶卷吗 will there be microfiche?
当然不会有 Of course not.
不用回答 那也太离谱了 对吧 Never mind. That would be nuts, right?
对 格雷戈里 那就太离谱了 Yes, Gregory, that would be nuts.
我知道我知道 但这计划真的不错 Yeah, I know. I know. But that's amazing, though.
-谢谢 -瞧瞧你哈 Thanks. Look at you,
又是编项目又是当老大的 programming stuff and taking names.
你真可笑 谢谢你 You're absurd and thank you.
-我可笑吗 -是的 I'm absurd? Yes.
你才是用大头针玩井字游戏的那个呢 You're the one with a pin that's a game of tic- tac- toe.
-可我喜欢啊 -是 我知道你喜欢 I like this. Yeah, I know you do.
两位 我有发现 Guys! Guys! I found something
是什么 Both: What?
我有个主意 就在我脑子里 Well, I found an idea, like, in my head.
威利 Willy!
你随便说个威利是咋回事 You can't just say Willy all willy- nilly.
-什么意思 -是威拉德的简称 What is...? Short for Willard.
我们查过威拉德·r·阿伯特 Okay. We searched for Willard R. Abbott
也查过比尔·阿伯特 但没查过威利 and Bill Abbott, but we didn't search for Willy.
威利感觉希望挺渺茫 不过试试吧 Willy is insane, but okay.
天啊 威利·阿伯特 又名威拉德·r·阿伯特五世 Oh, my God, Willy Abbott, AKA Willard R. Abbott V.
他是这位的直系后裔 He's a direct descendant.
环保慈善家 感觉有希望啊 Environmental philanthropist. Seems promising.
他资助环境研究 He funds environmental research
他致力于打击误导效应 and he works to combat misinformation.
他他他 这基本上就是个英雄 He's- He's- - He's basically a hero!
好的 继续找 Okay. Alright, keep looking.
我们得确保他一尘不染 Let's make sure that he's squeaky clean.
-他写过一篇博文 -不会吧 He wrote a Medium article...Oh, no.
Medium是一个轻量级内容发行的平台 允许单一用户或多人协作 将自己创作的内容以主题的形式结集为专辑
谴责与他同名的曾曾祖父 灬denouncing the racist views
威拉德·r·阿伯特的 of his great- great- grandfather and namesake,
-种族主义观点 -妈呀 Willard R Abbott! Hot damnl
他网站上有份联系表 He has a contact form on his website.
-咱们让威利发威吧 -我们给他发邮件吧 Let's free Willy. Let's just e- mail him, yeah?
他在种族主义方面是个什么态度 So, what are we thinking racism- wise?
从他的穿着上看不出来 I can't tell by his outfit.
找的不错 他很有魅力 Good find. He's a charmer.
非常感谢你们愿意 Thank you guys so much for coming back
再给我们一次机公 and giving us another shot.
做块牌匾毕竟也挺贵的 Well, the plaque was very expensive, yeah. Yep.
不过他应该没问题 我们审查过他了 But, um, seems legit. We vetted him.
在这里“审查”是指把你血型都搞清楚 At the district, "vet" means checked for a pulse.
就算再失败一次也没事 You know, another pass wouldn't hurt.
考虑到他的族群属性 Especially with his demographic.
问问他 是否认为月球是艘宇宙飞船 Ask him if he thinks the moon is a spaceship.
行吧 看我的 You know what? I'll handle this.
嗨 威利 你好吗 Oh. Hey, Willy, how you doing?
我想问你几个问题 So, I wanted to ask you a couple of questions.
天 你们查的还真彻底啊 Man, you guys sure are thorough, huh?
好吧 填空题 女人是 Alright. Fill in the blank. "Women are..."
-伟大的领导者 -不错 Great leaders. Mm- hmm. Mm- hmm.
如何看待鸟类 Thoughts on birds?
真实 威严 Real. And majestic.
当然还有 加油老鹰队 Also, go Birds!
-我买了终身季票的 -真棒 Lifetime season ticket order. Yeah. Okay.
1月6日你在哪里 Where were you on January 6th? !
嘿 有点礼貌 Heyl Have some decorum.
-我天啊 -放着我来 Oh, my God. Melissa: I got this.
好吧 Well?
我其实陷入了昏迷 In a coma actually.
因为你从墙上摔下来了 Cause you fell off a wall?
医疗情况 我在拔智齿 Medically induced. Tricky wisdom tooth situation.
太好了 That is great.
-我们带你上台吧 -来 Okay, let's get you up on stage. Great.
好吧 Alright.
是时候介绍我们的贵宾 It is time to introduce our guest
一位善良的慈善家 和牌匾上名字的由来 good guy philanthropist and the name on this plaque,
威拉德·r·阿伯特 Willard R Abbott V.
谢谢 谢谢你 科尔曼校长 Thank you Thank you, Principal Coleman.
你们可以叫我威利 And you can call me Willy.
我们更喜欢威拉德 Willard's actually better for us.
威拉德·R·阿伯特小学
一所如此美妙的学校 A school as wonderful as this
不应该以我曾曾祖父的名字命名 shouldn't be named after a man like my great- great- grandfather.
我励志这一生 I've spent my life and career
用家里的钱 using family money to try
去与环境偏见和不平等作斗争 and fight environmental prejudice and inequality,
去纠正阿伯特过去的错误 to right the wrongs of Abbott's past.
在接受这个荣誉的同时 And I accept this honor
我将牢记这一承诺 with that pledge in mind.
这个世界是如此美丽 The world is such a beautiful place,
我们要守住这份美丽 and we want to keep it that way.
这个地球急需被拯救 This planet is in desperate need of saving.
要把种族主义从地球上的 And there is no place for racism
每一个角落都扫清 from one edge of the Earth all the way to the other.
我并不是全知全能 Now, I don't claim to know all,
但我知道 这个平坦的地球暂时是我们的家园 but I do know that this flat Earth is our home for now.
抱歉 什么 Excuse me, what?
好吧 让我们 Yeah.Alright.Let's,um...
等一下 等一下 让他说下去啊 Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let him cook.
此事的重要程度已毋庸置疑 The gravity of this situation is undeniable,
尽管重力本身并不存在 even though gravity itself isn't real.
好吧 Okay.
这都是珍妮的错 This is all Janine's fault.
地球是平的 The Earth is flat?
是的 不不不 地球是个球体 Yes. No, no, no. No. The Earth is a globe.
同学们 它是圆的 It is round, students.
那为啥地图是平的 Then explain maps.
好了 我们走 Okay, let's go.
好吧 Okay
-不 等等等等 -不行 Janine: No, wait, wait. No.
对不起 珍妮 我们从未来过 I'm sorry, Janine. We were never here.
月球是一艘宇宙飞船 And the moon is a spaceship!
我早说了吧 同类相知 Okay. Told you. Real recognize real.
开心吗 You have fun?
珍妮 Janine.
先别忙着嘲讽我 拜托 Don't gloat just yet, please.
我会想个办法挽救一切的 I'm going to think of a way to save this.
但这会儿只想生个闷气 Just need to sulk for a second.
我不是来嘲讽你的 I'm not here to gloat.
因为已经我俩嘲讽过了 Yeah, we already did that
就在几分钟前 背着你嘲讽的 a few minutes ago behind your back.
珍妮 我们一般都能看懂你做事的出发点 Janine, we usually understand where it is you're coming from,
即便我们不认同 但这件事我们真的看不懂 even if we disagree, but we're not really getting this
你为什么对一块牌匾这么痴迷 Why are you so obsessed with a plaque?
我太爱这所学校了 I just love this school so much.
没错 这是你的典型特征 Yes. That's your defining characteristic.
我今年不可能每天都在这儿 I can't be here every day this year,
所以匾的意义就更清晰了 and so it's just made it more clear, you know?
要让所有学生 社区里来的人 These kids, the people in the community who went here,
要让他们知道 这不是一所普通学校 we all know that this isn't just some school.
这里很特别 It's special.
我知道只是一块匾 And I know it was just a plaque,
但这是一种肯定 but...it was validation.
我太想为大家争取到牌匾了 I really wanted that for us.
那么告诉我 Well, tell me this.
阿伯特对你而言 有什么特别之处 What makes Abbott special for you?
我们教授的东西 我们学到的东西 What we teach, what we learn.
还有同学们 和像你俩一样的老师 the kids, teachers like you two.
非常正确 一块匾无法传达这些东西 Exactly. A plaque can't convey that.
我们不需要向谁证明我们的价值 Yeah. We don't have to prove our worth to anybody out there.
再说 那块牌匾早晚会被偷走的 Plus, somebody would've just stolen that plaque
八成会把它融掉 做出一个完美轻便的 and melted it down and made, like, the perfect,
松肉锤 只要加一个杆子 lightweight meat tenderizer with just a- - a swing.
一切就齐活儿了 like a dream.
可能我觉得这是个我能出份力的机会 I- I guess I just thought it was a chance to do something.
我们在做的 就是尽自己所能 What we do is we teach these remarkable students
把这些孩子教到最好 the best we can with what we have
自从阿伯特小学成立 这就是 And that is what teachers have done here
老师们一直在做的事 at Abbott since it opened
说的太对了 这就够特别了 There you go. Now that is special enough.
谢谢两位 Thanks, guys.
我很想跟你们品鉴这一刻 I would love to sit in this moment with you,
但我刚想到个计划 能让一切迎刃而解 but I just thought of a plan that will fix everything,
你也不用再劝我放手了 ignoring your pleas for me to let it rest.
我爱你们 拜拜 I love you. Bye.
我告诉你他应该因为哪部影片被提名 Now, Ill tell you what he should have been nominated for
《发射失败》 was"Failure to Launch. "
那不是麦康纳演的吗 I thought that was McConaughey.
两人都演了 这就是为什么 It's both of them. That's why
知道吗 你没必要用跑的 You know, you don't have to run everywhere.
我没在跑 但我很兴奋 I wasn't running, but I am excited.
别告诉我还有第六个威拉德 Don't tell me there's a sixth Willard.
不不不 比那要好 No. Better.
先跟我来 我再详细解释 I'll tell you more when we get there.
咱们不是要一起行动的吗 I thought it was clear we move in a pack.
去地区档案馆 To the district archives we go!
我不懂为什么要等别人来告诉我们 I don't know why I was waiting for random people to tell us
阿伯特很重要 that Abbott is important.
老娘是珍妮·提格斯 I'm Janine Teagues, damn it.
我从不被动等待 I don't wait for anything
除非是出于礼貌 只是为了礼貌 Except when it's polite. That's just courtesy.
历史每天都在上演 只是有些没被人看到 History happens every day, even when it's overlooked,
尤其是那些没被看到的历史 especially when it's overlooked
当这样的历史摆在我面前时 我就差点没看到 and I overlooked some, right in front of us.
好的 Okay.
嗯 给我一秒钟 Um, let me just...real quick.
哦 对 好吧 Oh. Mm, yeah. Okay. Mm- hmm.
没有新闻媒体 没有金发女郎 No news cameras, no blonde women.
搞这么隆重是要干什么 What's with all the pomp and circumstance?
一个半世纪以前 Over a century and a half ago,
这个城市还一个黑人教师都没有 there were no Black teachers in this city.
1862年 班纳克有色人种学校成立 And in 1862, Banneker Colored School
聘请了费城公立学校的 hired Philadelphia's first Black teacher
第一位黑人教师 in a public school.
他是一位开拓者 名叫约翰·昆西·艾伦 He was a pioneer named John Quincy Allen.
不久之后 另一所学校 也就是我们学校 Soon after, another school, our school,
聘用了本市第一批黑人教师 hired the first group of Black teachers in the city.
他们并不知道自己在创造什么样的历史 They had no idea what history they were making at the time,
但这是我们要去发现的 but that was for us to find out.
现在我们知道了 And now we know.
他们每天都要克服难以想象的困难 来到这里 They came here every day through unimaginable adversity
教授优秀学生读书 to teach remarkable students
同时尽其所能做到最好 while doing the very best with what they had.
学校外面或许没有牌匾 但没关系 So we may not have a plaque but it's okay.
我们不需要 g We don't need one,
因为学校里面才最重要 because it's what's on the inside that counts.
里面就是我们 And what's on the inside is us,
没有他们就没有我们 and there would be no us without them.
-说得太棒了 珍妮 -谢谢你 That was great, Janine. Thank you.
是啊 真的了不起 亲 Yeah, that was really something, hon.
照片是不错 Yeah, it's a cute picture,
要是再有一笔资金就更好了 but it'd be cuter with some cash on top.
我这有10块钱艾娃 你现在开心了吗 Here is 10 bucks, Ava. Are you happy now?
开心 Yes.
爱财有错吗 Is that so wrong?
你觉得哪个是雅各布 Which one do you think was the Jacob?
哪个都不是 None of them. None of them.
我都说了 专业的事让专业的人来做 For the last time, stop trying to take my job.