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芭芭拉 你跑哪去了 你应该替他盯防的 Barbara, where were you? You're supposed to be guarding him!
享受比赛 伙计 享受比赛 Play the game, man. Play the gamel
欢迎收看第一届 Welcome to the first teachers vs. students
师生篮球募款大赛 B- ball game fundraiser.
哈哈 作为家长会主 席我负责担纲 Ha halAs president of the PTA, I put this on.
我收5美元一个人的门票 I charge $5 a head,
但在支付DJ的和健身房租金费用后 but after the DJ fees and gym rental,
我们能有大约700美元的盈余 we're gonna be down about $700.
好了 集中注意 来 Alright, y'all. Focus now. Come on.
穿插 Uh...Cut!
-我来 -这里 I cut. Here!
他都说了 穿插 Oh, he said, "Cutl"
投篮吧 芭芭拉 Shoot it, Barb!
你去投吧 You shoot it!
你干嘛 你就该投篮的 Oh! Come on! Should've shot it!
不 不要 你不能这样 Melissa: No! Don't You can't!
犯规 技术犯规 Foul! Technical foul!
你罚我吧 挑战 Give it to me, then. Arguing
你还挑战 又挑战啊 Gimme another one! Gimme another one!
投篮吧 芭芭拉 投篮 快投篮 Shoot it, Barb. Shoot it. Shoot itl
消停了吧 Stay down!
艾娃 噢 Ava. Oohl
传球给我 Barbara: Give me the ball.
三 四 五 Three, four, five.
快投篮 And shoot!
好耶 Yes!
全队就我了 I'm carrying this team!
牛 牛 Yesl Yes!
你这是乌龙球 The wrong basket.
格雷戈里 很遗憾我要错过你的专题讨论了 Gregory! I'm bummed we're mlssing your panel. Oh.
记住 最好的回应 Remember- - the best response
总是要带着笑容 is the one given with a smile.
知道了 谢谢 但我宁愿和你们一起去学区里 Noted. Thank you. But I'd rather be doing CPR training
去接受心肺复苏术培训 at the district with you all.
什么 可你马上要参加关于 What? ! You're gonna be on a panel
教育未来的专题讨论了 about the future of education!
你很快就会享受人生中高光时刻 You're about to have the time of your life.
这可能不是我理解的有趣 Eh, it's not exactly my idea of fun.
是啊 你能理解的有趣 Yeah, well, your idea of fun
就是收集稀有的茶匙 is, like, collecting rare teaspoons.
我觉得和其他教育工作者交流也一定很酷 I guess it'll be cool talking with other educators.
也许我会学到一些东西 Maybe I'll learn something,
但除此之外 那不过是一个轻松 低调的夜晚 but other than that, it's an easy, low- key night.
看看 看看 Barbara: Well, well, well! Jacob: Ooh!
你确定你们两个 Are you sure the two of you
是去参加同一场活动吗 are going to the same event?
是的 芭芭拉 Yes, Barb.
你为什么不能穿得帅一点呢 Why don't you look better?
因为这不过是教育工作者之间的普通专题讨论 Because this is a modest panel of educators
而且今天是周二 speaking mostly to fellow educators on a Tuesday.
我穿得很得体啊 I'm dressed appropriately!
也许是在周一吧 Melissa: Maybe for a Monday.
你今天怎么了 What is up with you today?
我不知道 I dunno.
这次可是高端局 好吗 This is the Thunderdome. Okay?
我联谊会姐妹兼竞争对手克里斯特也会去 My sorority sister/rival, Crystal, is gonna be there.
我们相互看不顺眼 但谁先承认就意味着谁失败 We hate each other, but admitting that means defeat,
所以 格雷戈里 我们必须赢下这次的专题讨论 so, Gregory, we have to win this panel.
今晚感觉如何 How are we feeling about tonight?
绝对不会腹泻 我只能告诉你这么多 Definitely not diarrheal, Ill tell you that much.
所以 我的图书管理员计划 So, the superintendent makes his final decision tonight
是否可以在全区推行 on whether or not my librarian program
学区督导今晚会做出最后的决定 is gonna be instituted district- wide.
我还打算和许久没见的阿伯特的朋友 I also have CPR training in a bit
去参加心肺复苏的培训 with my Abbott friends who I haven't seen in a while.
好消息是心肺复苏课是释放压力的最佳场所 Good news is CPR class- - best place to stress faint.
那也算是一个盛大的夜晚 It's kind of a big night.
你确定你可以去培训吗 You sure you're good to take a class?
是的 我不能再改时间了 Yeah. I can't reschedule it again.
我的证书下周到期 My certification lapses next week,
所以如果我今晚再不去 那我就不能再教了 so if I don't do it tonight, I can't teach anymore.
好了 各位 安静一下 Alright, everyonel Settle in!
-雅各布 -阿维 嗨 Jacob? - Avi. Hi!
很高兴再次见到你 Nice to see you again.
感觉好久没见你了 Aah! I feel like I haven't seen you in forever!
我知道 我们待会儿去喝一杯 叙叙旧吧 I know, right? Well, let's get a drink later and catch up.
好的 Okay.
谁知道心肺复苏术的三个重要步骤 Who knows the three C's of CPR?
你知道吗 小姐 How about you, miss?
你为什么不问问别人呢 罗布警长 Ha! Why don't you ask someone else, Captain Rob?
我可以展示给你 Man: I can show you!
好的 Yes.
噢 梅丽莎 Ooh! Melissa.
我觉得那个人想和你好好勾兑一下 I think that man wants to socialize with you.
我觉得勾兑上了 I would hope so.
他今天早上吃光了我最后一点麦片 He ate the last of my cereal this morning.
什么 他怎么在你家 What? He was at your house?
姐妹 难道你家着火了 Girl, was there a fire?
你在和这个男人约会 You are dating this man?
-不 我们没在约会 -他们在鬼混而已 No, we're not dating. They're hooking up.
雅各布 Jacob!
你害我错过了第二个步骤 Now I missed the second"C. "
-我怎么就不知道呢 -我也蒙在鼓里 How did I not know about this? Or me? !
因为没什么好知道的 Because there's nothing to know.
也许我家墙的隔音效果 Except maybe the walls at my place
没我想象的好 雅各布 are thinner than I thought, Jacob.
呃 呃 我马上就回来 Um, uh, you know what? I- I'll be right back.
我不在的时候 你们不准说什么重要信息 Nobody say anything important while I'm gone.
我们不会为你暂停课程的 We will not be pausing the course!
嘿 请告诉我 你着急忙慌的把我叫出来 Hey. Please tell me you pulled me out in a panic
只是个恶作剧 因为我还真被你吓到了 as a fun prank 'cause you got me. Hal
不是 我们有大麻烦了 Uh, no. We have a big problem.
各位 我们是这样想的 Captain Robinson: . people, we think that way about
你在做什么 What are you doing?
掂量掂量对手 Sizing up the opps.
对丁 The opps?
她来了 黑武士本尊 There she is. Darth Hater herself.
-谁 -克里斯特 Who? Crystal.
我那卑微的联谊会姐妹和宿敌 My trifling sorority sister and nemesis.
这个贱人不是在跟我竟争 If her bird- ass ain't competing with me,
就是在模仿我 her raggedy- ass is copying me.
她还抄袭我当上校长的暴脾气 Her crusty self even copied me on becoming a principal.
她抢先当上校长也不过是想恶心我 Or her dusty self became one first just to spite me.
克里斯特 Crystal!
姐妹 Soror!
别理他 他只是在记录 Don't mind him. He's just documenting
因为这是我第四次来了 since it's my fourth time here.
很高兴你终于被邀请了 I'm so glad you were finally invited!
你还带来了你的年度最佳教育工作者 And you brought your educator of the year.
你知道理查德两年前就赢了这个称号吗 You know Richard won that two years ago?
理查德 Richard.
-理查德·泰勒·威廉姆斯 -你好 Richard Tyler Williams. Hi.
理查德·泰勒·威廉姆斯 Richard Tyler Williams.
理查德·泰勒·威廉姆斯 所有的观众你们好 Richard Tyler Williams. On all platforms.
我是艾娃·科尔曼 尊敬的阿伯特小学校长 Ava Coleman, esteemed principal of Abbott Elementary.
在我左边的是 格雷戈里·埃迪 To my left, Gregory Eddie- -
格雷戈里·埃迪 去年的年度最佳教育工作者 Gregory Eddie. Last year's educator of the year!
-恭喜 -谢谢你 真是 Congrats! Ah. Thank you. It was, uh- -
当你得到这个奖的时候 You just started teaching full- time
才刚开始全职教书 对吧 when you got that, right?
-是的 -有趣哦 Yeah. Interesting.
有什么好事儿 阿伯特大家庭 What's good, Abbott family?
-塔里克也来了 -为什么 Oh. Tariq's here. Hey. Why?
我主持小组讨论 没错 我是家长会的主席 Uh, I'm moderating the panel. Yeah. I'm president of the PTA.
你会遇到很多离谱的问题 Questions about to be real off center.
真让我头疼 Real head- scratchers.
对不起 让我先理理清楚 Sorry. Let me get this straight.
帕辛克大学要退出图书管理员项目 Passyunk University is pulling out of the librarian program
只是因为不符合他们的学分标准吗 because it doesn't meet their standards for academic credits?
半路杀出了个不知名的副校长 Some random chancellor swooped in,
在最后一刻把整件事都搞砸了 blew the whole thing up last minute.
-我的天 -听着 只是个小挫折 Oh, my God. Look. It's a setback
也许你可以去找找这个地区的其他人学 Maybe you can go to the other universities in the area.
他们都没多少钱参与项目 They all needed money to participate.
帕辛克是唯一一个同意的大学 Passyunk was the only one to say yes!
我们得向学区要钱了 We have to ask the district for money.
这真是 太嚣张了 That's...a wild sentencelWhoo- hoo!
让雷诺兹督导一小时内到我办公室来 Have Superintendent Reynolds in my office within the hour.
我有点忘乎所以了 I got carried away.
我应该去找他 怎么都行 I can go to him. Whatever works.
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
好吧 让我们开始吧 Alright. Let's get this show on the road.
各位小组成员 成为一个领导者 Uh, panelists, what's the single most important thing
最重要的是什么 about being a leader?
-根据我的经历 -我不得不说最重要的一点 Well, what I ve learned from my experience I'd have to say the most important thing
成为一名领导者是 about being a leader is...
亲临一线 和蔼可亲 坚持到底 showing up, looking good, and being on.
我想说的是 作为一个领导者 Well, I was going to say that being a leader
就得问问自己 means asking yourself,
我会追随我自己这样的领导吗 Would Ifollow me? "
没错 Woman: Yes!
说得真好 Man: That's a bar!
大家的掌声说明你讲的很有趣 The applause is letting me know that that's interesting.
喂 我觉得我的麦克风没开 Hello? I don't- - I don't think this is on.
开着呢 Woman: It is!
阿维 用点力 Avi, hit em with itl
循环按压 Compressions for circulation.
检查气道 掌握呼吸 Check the airway. Administer breath.
就是这样 好吧 And that's cap! Alright.
一号选手 休息五分钟 二号选手 轮到你们了 Partner one, take five! Partner two, you're up!
你真的生气了吗 Are you seriously mad?
我不知道你为什么对我不够信任 I don't know why you wouldn't trust me enough
都不告诉我谁在追求你 to tell me who's courting you.
没人在追求我 Nobody is courting me.
这又不是拍《布里奇顿》我们是随性的 This ain't "Bridgerton. "It's casual.
随性的什么 随性的朋友 Casual what? Casual friends?
随性的扒手 随性的鬼吗 Casual pickpockets? Casual ghosts?
随性的什么 Casual what? !
我们活在现代 芭布 It's modern day, Barb.
不用非去追究随性的什么 It doesn't have to be...casual anything.
没理由给它贴标签 There's no reason to label it.
但如果真要贴标签 But if I were gonna label it,
我会说 我俩是上床 I would say it's just sex.
尽人事 知天命 We can only do what we can do.
好的 格雷格 同样的问题 Okay, then. Well, uh, uh, Greg, same "Q
-学生需要参加考试吗 -当然 Do students need to take tests? Yes.
考试是检查学生学习成果的晴雨表 Tests are the barometer for what information has been retained.
格雷戈里的答案在我这里减一分 Uh, I'd like to"minus one°Gregory s answer.
是的 我也这么觉得 Uh, yeah. I'm...I'm gonna have to
可能要减两分了 times two that"minus one. "
因为 考试虽然很重要 Because although tests are important,
但归根结底 孩子们是我们的未来 at the end of the day, the children are our future.
好的 那么阿伯特小学 Tariq: Alright. Well, uh, that's gonna bring
第一节的得分 Abbott's score to a negative- 2
将变为负2分 各位 at the bottom of the first, y'all.
各位 这可是本年度最佳教育者 Educator of the year, folks. Ugh...
我们不仅是输了 我们还被完虐了 We are not just losing. We are getting smoked.
讨论小组不存在输赢的概念 You cannot lose a panel.
这跟之前所有的小组一样 This is like every other panel that's ever existed.
这不是竞争关系 It's non- competitive.
是你让我们输得这么惨 You are getting our asses kicked out therel
我只是清晰简洁的 I am being asked questions, and Im answering them
回答别人的提问 clearly and concisely.
好吧 其他人都是哗众取宠 Okay? Everyone else is just grandstanding.
专题讨论会就是这样 理查德是个职业参会者 That's what a panel is. Richard is a career panelist.
我都不确定他还当不当老师 I'm not even sure he still teaches.
他是很土味 但他懂得 表达的内容不重要 He's corny, but he knows nobody cares what you say.
重要的是表达方式 They care how you say it.
-我很在乎表达什么内容 -那就表达得好一点 I care what Isay! Then say it betterl
给它包装一下 Give it some razzlel
我求你了 格雷戈里 有点亮点 For the love of God, Gregory, give it some dazzle.
你也得改变你的策略 You have to change up your tactics, too.
又没人问我问题 Nobody's lobbing questions at me.
那是因为每个问题你都想回答 That's'cause you keep trying to answer every question.
只要你不说话 观众才会注意到你 If you stop talking, people will start paying attention.
-我忍不住啊 -相信我 That's counterintuitive. Trust me.
什么也别说 Don't say anything at all.
这就像让天鹅不要滑翔一样 Like asking a swan not to glide.
最重要的 是要记住 Now, the most important thing to remember is- -
-好吧 -我错过了什么了 -我正在讲解 Okay. What did I miss? I was just in the middle of- -
不 我指的是八卦 No, I meant in regards to gossip
貌似我这位15年的 Well, it seems that my friend here
好朋友 of over 15 years
宁愿相信街头路人 也不愿意相信我 trusts me less than a common street stranger.
我相信你 我只是觉得你不会懂 I trust you. I just didn't think you would understand.
天啊 真被我说对了 Boy, was I right!
请大家注意力好吗 Can we focus, please? l Alright.
好 我们再分成两组 We're gonna split up into pairs again,
但现在我们多出一个人来 but now we have an uneven number.
阿维 你去那边跟雅各布搭档吧 So, Avi, why don't you partner up with Jacob over there
毕竟你俩已经接过吻了 since your lips already touched?
啊 什么？ Barbara: Ooh. What? l
我俩接吻的事在这种情况下 Why would our previously touching lips
真的重要吗 even matter in this situation?
好吧 你和他上床了 为什么不告诉我 Okay. You hooked up with him? Why didn't you tell me?
瞧瞧吧 Well, well, well!
你也不喜欢别人有秘密不告诉你吧 Doesn't seem like such fun being left out, now, does it?
这不一样 我们是室友 No, it's different because we are roommates,
我有权知道 在我家屋檐下发生了什么 so I have to know what goes on under my roof.
或者在你家屋顶上 Or on your roof.
-什么 -哦 天哪 Melissa: What? ! Janine: Oh, my God.
好吧 知道吗 我原谅你没如实相告 Okay. You know what? I forgive you for not telling me.
我也不会对此有个人情绪 In fact, I'm not even gonna take it personally.
-哼 -雅各布 你怎么不告诉我 Ha! Jacob, why didn't you tell me?
我告诉你了 我发短信告诉你了 你回了“需要支援 朋友” "I did. I texted you. You responded, "10- 4, my dude. "
抱歉 我这两天确实比较忙 I'm sorry. I guess I have been busier than normal.
嘿 大提子 雷诺兹督导 Hey, Big Teagues. I just got us five minutes
只给了我们五分钟 with Superintendent Reynolds.
我3分钟就能说动他 Okay. I can sell it in three.
同学们 成功的第一秘诀就是出席 Folks, you can't be a hero if you leave the scenel
老师们好评如潮 I- - Teacher reviews are stellar.
从各方面来说都像一场成功 Everything about this feels like a win.
但先问清楚哈 But just to be clear...Janine: Mm- hmm.
你们是说现在不能免费做了 y- you're now saying that it's no longer free.
-是的 -真该死 That's correct. Oh. Dang it.
我本来还挺看好这项目 I was really rooting for this one.
抱歉 就这么多 结束了吗 Sorry. That's it? It's over?
如果批准了就不会进我垃圾桶了 Well, it's not my"project approved"trash can.
我怎么不搞个项目批准的桶 You know- - Why would I have one of those?
好吧 听着 Right. Um...Hey.
我喜欢这个项目 非常喜欢 I like the program. A lot.
但我们 Mm- hmm. But we
你懂的 我们 Y- You know, we
我没钱做这个 don't have money for this.
是啊 是的 Right. Right.
听着 我喜欢免费的东西 See, free is my jam.
没错 懂吗 Yeah. Right. Right? Right?
免费 Free...Mm- hmm.
不免费 ...not free. Mnh!
免费 Freel Yeah.
不免费 真扫兴 懂吧 Not free. Rrrl Right?
看得懂我在比划什么吧 This This visual is working, right?
当然看得懂 It is, yeah, for sure.
那能不能再多给我们一天 Maybe if we can have, like, one more day
让我们做最后的努力 just to figure something out.
今晚八点前要提交最后批准 Well, final approvals are recorded by 8: 00 p. m. tonight.
这是州里定的 不是我定的 That's the state's rules, not mine.
对啊 当然 Right. Of course.
这糟透了 等等 也许没那么烂 This sucks. Oh, unless it doesn't suck.
因为我们可以 好吧 确实很烂 Because we could- - Oh, it does suck.
好吧 我本来没打算这么做 Okay, I didn't go with this originally
因为我觉得这个项目机会如果跟 because I thought the program would have a better shot
名牌学校绑定 机会会更大 但是 if there was, like, a big- name school attached, but...
好吧 Yeah.
你对塔斯克社区学院怎么看 What about Tasker Community College?
对对 我知道大家 And, you know- - Now, I assumed
都带着有色眼镜看社区大学 people would have opinions about community colleges.
-可是 -我上的就是社区大学 However...I went there.
我上的是宾大 I went to Penn!
抱歉 我不知为啥要这么说 I am so sorry. I don't know why I do that.
我们打个电话吧 先给我15分钟 Let's make a call. Just give me 15 minutes.
我得去救一个假人的命 好吧 I need to go save a dummy's life. Okay.
我想问一问久未发言的科尔曼校长 Let's hear from someone we haven't heard from in a second.
你会如何不断 Principal Coleman, how do you continue
激励自己的学生 to motivate students?
坚持不懈 Persistence.
好吧 那么格雷格 你想来回答吗 Okay. Maybe, Greg, you want to answer that one?
我想回答这个问题 I would like to answer that question, yes.
嗯 激励 Um...motivation.
激励 咱们来好好看一下 Motivate. Let s look at that.
咱们来分析一下 Let's- Let's break that down.
首先 我们来分解一下“激励”这个词 Let's break down"motivate. "
单词的第一部分“动机” The first first part of the word. "Motive. "
也就是你促使你这么做的原因 Why are you doing what it is that you're doing?
这是你必须弄清的事 第二部分“吃” You better figure that out. Second part, "ate. "
你摄入的营养是否 Are you taking in enough nutrition
能维持你一天的生活 to sustain you throughout your day?
因为 只要你一天的早餐得到平衡 Because if you balance your breakfast.
就能平衡自己的天赋 ...you'll balance your blessings.
咱们来让观众提问吧 Let's take some questions from the audience.
你刚答的是什么鬼 What the hell was that?
我吗 你刚是什么鬼东西 Me? What the hell was that?
-我只是在照你说的做 -我也在照你说的做 I did what you said to do! I did what you said to do!
兄弟 算你走运 我还有备用计划 Ooh, man, you're lucky I got a backup plan.
那边那位穿鼠帮外套的观众 Yes. My man in the Rat Pack jacket right there.
你好 小伙子 我是巴伯特小学的 Hello, lads. I'm Bister Bohnson
比斯特·博森 from Babbott Belementary,
我在那里当老师 不是清洁工 where I work as a teacher, not as a janitor,
不过我十分尊重他们的工作 although I have immense respect for the work they do.
我这个问题是问艾娃的 My question is for Ava.
你如何平衡日常学业和舞蹈队 How do you balance curriculum and after- school programs
或园艺俱乐部这些课外活动的 like step team and garden club?
谢谢你 比斯特 说到平衡 Thank you, Bister. Uh, balance starts with the- -
比斯特 听我说 课外活动 You know, Bister, after- school programs
确实听上去很不错 are all well and nice,
但我们小学有个更好的项目 but a better predictor for success
能引导孩子成功 is a program we have at Liberty
而阿伯特小学没有 that's not at Abbott- -
学校内日托 in- school day care.
因为学习不分年龄 Because learning knows no age.
我去 太厉害了 Well, damn! That was powerful!
那位女士得三分 Three points for that lady!
听你的 先生 Yes, sir.
谢谢 Mr. Johnson: Thank you.
好吧 考试时间到 我要第一个来 Alri ght. Test timel I call first!
但你跟我说了加里 But you talked to me about Gary.
因为我跟他的关系是认真的 Because that was a real relationship
并且你也你认可 that you approved of.
你不会明白的 你都结婚彐年了 You wouldn't understand. You've been married 30 years.
天 恭喜 Oh, my Godl Congrats!
谢谢你 宝贝 Oh, thank you, baby.
但并不代表我理解不了这种 But that does not mean that I cannot understand
新奇特的约会 newfangled dating.
各位 我赶时间 Hey, guys, I'm kind of on a time crunch,
咱们能不能快点 so if we could just get to...
好吧 听着 Okay. Listen.
那我为对你妄下结论表示道歉 I'm sorry that I didn't think you would understand.
谢谢你 Thank you.
所以 你为什么不告诉我他的存在 So why didn't you tell me about him?
我就是觉得还只是随便玩玩 Oh, I just didn't think it was serious.
我来告诉你什么不是随便玩玩 I'll tell you what's seriousl
旁观者现象 The bystander phenomenon!
嘿 可以现在给我测试吗 Hey. What if I take the test now?
我以为你也同意随便玩玩的 Oh, I thought we just both assumed that it wasn't serious.
所以我才没回你短信 That's why I didn't respond to your texts.
我以为你是害羞 我都给罗宾逊队长看了 I thought you were being coy. I even showed Captain Robinson.
我还说 瞧这孩子多害羞 I said, "Look how coy this boy is. "
我早说过你想多了 And I told you that was unlikely.
够了 罗宾逊队长 考试了 Okay, enough! Captain Robinson, the test!
好吧 但我觉得你过不了 Alright, but I don't think you'll pass.
你几乎错过了整节课 You missed almost the entire class.
人体构造在过去三年发生啥大改变了吗 Oh, has human biology changed in the past three years?
开始计时吧 Start the clock.
不用计时 不是这样测试的 There's no clock! That's not how it works!
我说了计时 I said start the clock!
四 五 六 七 八 ...four, five, six, seven, eight...
-哦 -疯了疯了 Jacob: Ooh! Barbara: My, my, my.
不知道您看过我们邮件没有 So, not sure if you had a chance to read our e- mail,
但 我们想邀请你们社区大学的 but we'd love to invite some of the students
学生过来参加一个项目 over at your community college to participate in a program.
我们同意了 We'll do it!
真的吗 R- Really?
好啊 太棒了 Okay. Awesome!
所以您看过那份邮件了 So you did read the e- mail?
没有 但从来没人邀请我们学生 No, but no one ever invites our students
参与过这些活动和倡议 to participate in these or any kinds of initiatives,
蛮遗憾的 which is a shame.
-太对了 -好吧 太棒了 Too true. Okay. Amazing!
我们本周会把细节安排好 So w- we'll set something to finesse the details this week.
但现在 因为我今晚就要提交了 But for now, as I'm presenting it tonight,
您确定您可以参加 是吗 I can confirm that you're in?
我们确定 谢谢你想到我们 We'll do it. And thanks for thinking of us.
这种好事通常不会轮到我们 We're not always the first call.
好吧 这次就轮到了 Ohh. Well, you were this time.
但为什么最后一刻才通知我们 Then why was this so last- minute?
我们也是心血来潮 好吧 再见 We live on the edge. Okay. Bye.
什么 What?
反正不是我 Couldn't be me.
是啊 这种事我真的做不来 Yeah, I'm not really good at this stuff.
因为我和你太像了 Because me and you are a lot alike. Hm?
我们活得太真诚了 We're too real for this crap.
这话倒是真的 Yeah, that might be true.
我不是哗众取宠的料 I'm not really made for grandstanding.
这是好事啊 That's a good thing.
越是闪亮的拖把 留下的污渍就愈多 My shiniest mop leaves the most grime in its wake.
他们说了半天言之无物的话 They're not even really saying anything.
而我们在阿伯特脚踏实地地 Meanwhile, we're doing a ton of stuff at Abbott
努力要对每个孩子产生积极影响 that's actually having a positive impact on the kids.
那你就该把这个告诉他们 Then maybe you should tell them that!
他们不会为此鼓掌的 They ain't gonna clap for that.
但他们也许会学到一课 They might learn somethin'.
我们跟塔斯克的副院长聊过 他同意了 We spoke to the vice president of Tasker's, and he's in.
现在 只要你的同意就够 Yes. All we need now is your approval.
塔斯克社区学院 Tasker Community College?
听着 雷诺兹督导 Look, uh, Superintendent Reynolds...
社区大学与公立学校一样 people overlook community colleges
很容易受到大家的忽视 the same way they overlook public schools.
但我相信 这将是个独一无二的机会 But I believe that this will provide a unique opportunity
把社区的人和我们的学生联系在一起 for people from our community to work with our students.
这 是免费的吗 Is...it...free?
-是免费的 -准了 It is free. Approved!
其余的就不用多说了 Aah! - Lead with that next time. Okay?
好吧 因为只要是免费的 Alright? Because when it's free...
我都喜欢 it's my jam.
只要你喜欢 我就喜欢 太好了 That's your jam. That's my jam. Yeah.
你还打算去喝一杯吗 Are you still down to grab a drink?
哦 不行了 我打算跟芭布去 Oh, I can't. I'm getting a drink with Barb.
你俩之前已经有约了吗 Oh. Did you two have plans?
不 这是随性的好处之一 No, one of the many benefits of being casual
能毫无内疚的取消计划 is canceling plans without any hard feelings.
酷 那我周一给你发短信 Hm. Cool. Maybe I'll text you Monday?
行啊 值得一试 Sure. Worth a shot.
我的图书管理员计划获批了 My librarian program's been approved!
-嘿 -真棒 恭喜 Hey! Yes! Congrats!
是啊 Yeah!
恭喜你 Whoo! - Congratulations.
恭喜 Aah! Mmm! Congrats.
我天啊 谢谢你们 我都错过什么了 Oh, my God. Thank you. What did I miss?
芭芭拉跟那家伙搞一起了吗 Is Barbara hooking up with that guy? Cause- -
我吃饭时跟你好好讲讲 I'll fill you in at Rubensteins.
或者呢 我要是现在一溜小跑去拿包 Or...it looks like we can make the last 10 minutes
也许还能赶上格雷戈里主题讨论的最后十分钟 of Gregory's panel if we hurry. I just need to grab my bag.
主题讨论 很不错嘛 走 Panel Pals? lChyeah. Duh!
对不起 我去不了 Ooh. I can't make it. Sorry.
哦 我邀请你了吗 Oh. Uh, did I invite- -
不过玩得开心 Have fun, though.
好吧 他刚是让我心动了吗 Okay. Did he just make me fall in love with him?
因为 哇哦 他也太会了 Because, I mean, wow. He played that perfectly.
天啊 Oh, my God.
做一个你希望拥有的老师 Be the teacher you wish you had.
说的太好了 Tariq: Amazing Wow.
就该用这句话来作为今天的收尾 对吧 We might as well just end the panel here, right?
但还有最后几分钟 But we got a few minutes left.
艾娃校长 既然你们今天一败涂地 So, Principal Ava, since y'all are getting cooked,
那么 如何造就一个成功的校长 what makes a successful principal?
身为校长 只有我的老师成功 我才谈得上成功 As principal, I'm only as successful as my teachers.
所以 我把这个问题交给格雷戈里·埃迪先生 So I'm gonna pass this question over to Mr. Gregory Eddie.
好吧 还能转送的哈 行吧 O- kay. Kind of a re- gift, but sure.
答案很简单 是倾听 You know, it sounds simple, but...listening.
我在阿伯特办了一个园艺项目 Um, I run a gardening program at Abbott.
我没想过要办 连打算都没有 I didn't expect to or even really set out to,
但是孩子们需要园艺 but the kids wanted it.
他们没有直接提出要求 I mean, they didn't ask for it directly
因为孩子不是这样的 because that's not how kids are.
但当我听到他们说 But when I listened to what they were saying,
需要一个地方闲逛玩耍 they needed somewhere to hang out.
我就利用自己的园艺知识 So I took what I knew, gardening,
创建了这个项目 and I created the program.
这就是一个成功老师的要义 That's what being a successful teacher is.
要倾听 并满足已有的需求 It's listening and fulfilling needs that exist
就这么多吗 That's it?
是的 Yeah.
好吧 O...kay.
各位 小组讨论到此结束 Y'all, that concludes the panel.
让我们为冠军鼓掌 Make some noise for your winners-
自由之环小学 the Liberty Rings.
我不知道为啥要为讨论小组定输赢 Janine: I'm not sure why they're scoring a panel,
但格雷戈里做得很好 but Gregory did great.
他说的没错 那些你坐在教室 He was right. Those little moments when
倾听学生需要时的简单时刻 you're just in your classroom listening to your students.
他答得很棒 It was a really great answer.
艾娃 我只想说 我为你骄傲 Ava, I just want to say I am so proud of you.
我是说 我每次看着你 Hm? I mean, I look at you
就会想到 要是我没嫁人 and I think about how much more I could accomplish
没有三个漂亮的孩子 if I didn't have three beautiful kids
我还能达到多少成就 and a husband at home to care for.
你听出来她有多刻薄吗 Did you hear how mean that was?
我还能达到多少成就 "How much more I could accomplish. "
她刚承认我达到的成就比她大 She just admitted I've done more than her.
她输了 被我打败了 她知道 She is defeated. I am that bitch, and she knows it.
我们学校赢了 My school stay winnin'l
我的学生更聪明 我的员工又性感 My students are smart. My staff is sexy.
我说的可不是格雷戈里 I'm not even talking about Gregory.
你看到梅丽莎 芭芭拉了吗 Have you seen Melissa? Barbara?
还有状态好时的珍妮 Janine, on a good day.
花钱雇了一队人 It must be pricey
来记录你的进步一定很贵吧 paying for a whole crew to capture your progress.
我没付他们钱 I don t pay them.
是他们求着我来拍摄光辉闪耀的阿伯特小学的 They asked me to capture Abbott's glow- up
都是免费的 免费的 免费的 for free...free...and free.
怎么甩都甩不掉 I can't get them to leave me alone.
走吧 Come on.
埃迪先生 我是查尔斯·克罗 Mr. Eddie. Charles Pearlman.
费城活动基金会的 I'm with the Philadelphia Activities Fund.
你在主题讨论会上表现很好 Great job on the panel.
哦 谢谢你 Oh. Uh, thank you.
虽然分数上没反映出来 The score didn't really reflect it,
但我对自己很满意 but I felt pretty good.
我们会为服务社区的活动提供资助 We offer grants to activities that serve the community.
我很欣赏你今天的回答 I appreciated your answers today,
尤其是关于园艺的那番话 especially the one about the garden.
哦 谢谢你 Oh. Uh, thank you.
我得走了 但请与我保持联系 I gotta run, but let's be in touch.
嘿 你们来了 心肺复苏训练如何了 Hey! Y'all made it. How was the, uh, CPR training?
非常好 Oh, it was great.
我的项目被批准了 我还发现 My program got approved, and I found out
雅各布和那个急救医生在梅丽莎家屋顶上打过炮 Jacob hooked up with an EMT on Melissa's roof.
是阿维还是韦德 Oh, was it Avi or Wade?
什么 韦德是谁 What? ! Who the hell is Wade? !
去读你短信好吗 Read your texts.
哇 您在擦洗刷上提出了一个很棒的观点 Wow. That's actually a really good point about scrub brushes.
约翰逊先生 你认为人工智能对你职业的 Uh, Mr. Johnson, what do you think is the biggest threat
最大威胁是什么 A. I. poses to your profession?
我告诉你吧 我不害怕 I'll tell you what. I'm not scared.
拖地需要的是体力 而不是芯片 Mopping takes elbow grease, not microchips!
知道你把一个微芯片放进拖把会发生什么吗 You know what would happen if you made a microchip mop?
我觉得我知道 Uh, well, I have my theories.
我现在也会看《智能住宅》了 I saw"Smart House, "now.
你以为我们的工作很容易吗 You think what we do is easy?
日复一日地收拾上百个孩子的烂摊子 Cleaning up after hundreds of kids day in and day out?
你觉得你能做到吗 You think you could do that?
行啊 来吧 当着我的面哔哔啊 Well, come on up here and, "Beep, beep, beep, "that to my face!
等等 我请您冷静 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, we gotta calm it down.
整个小组中 您最应懂得维持干净的重要性 You of all panels should know, we gotta keep it clean.